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Chapter 3
Timon and Pumbaa magically got off island and were walking back to Pride Rock. Pumbaa was wondering about Scar's weird curse.
"I wonder what that something was…"
"I like cheese." Timon said plainly.
"I think it might be an animal…"
"Cheese is good." Timon said plainly.
"I hope it isn't pig!" Pumbaa cried.
"Do you have cheese?" Timon asked.
"Um, no." Pumbaa answered bluntly. "Hey! We are home!"
They walked back to Pride Rock. Timon and Pumbaa looked to see all the lions drawing on Pride Rock with Sharpie Markers.
"Wow, Simba! These Sharpie Markers work much better then our Sharpie Claws!" Nala told him.
"Look!" Simba's mother, Sarabi yelled. "I made a doggy!"
"AHEM!" Timon mumbled. All the lions looked up.
"Um, we were doing VERY important stuff." Sarafina, Nala's mother assured.
"Yeah." Timon mumbled.
"Oh, yeah. Timon, Pumbaa, I just need to tell you that Rafiki is now the new royal advisor." Simba said.
"What! Why?" Timon and Pumbaa asked.
"Because he brought back more then you." Simba explained, as he pointed to a single papaya.
"But…" Pumbaa started.
"Cheese is from a cow." Timon said plainly.
"And in honor of Rafiki becoming a royal advisor, he will be able to drink first from the watering hole." Sarabi announced.
"What?" Everyone asked.
"But Mom!" Simba whimpered. "I'm supposed to drink first."
"Shut up. Let's go, Rafiki." Sarabi yelled. Rafiki ran down a tree wearing a weird crown made out of little flowers.
"Um, we were only gone for five minutes, right?" Pumbaa asked Timon.
"Yeah, I think so…" Timon answered.
Suddenly, a herd ran into the Pride Lands. "What are they?" Pumbaa asked.
"Cows!" Timon cheered. "Cows that produce cheese!"
So they all went to the watering hole, expect Timon since he wanted be with the herd of cows.
"Wow!" Rafiki stated. "I have never have never seen the watering hole for some strange explanation! The watering hole shall be my singing motivation!
I know that this water hole
Is as wet as a warthog's backside.
"YOU!" Scar magically appeared in thin air. "Why is everyone stealing my song?"
"Are you dead?" Everyone asked.
"What kind of question is that? I shall end the story!"
"NOOOOOO!" Everyone screamed.
"SCAR-LA-BA!" Scar sang.
The End
Yes, I do know it's stupid. Anyway, thank you for reading! Please review.
