Nikoru Uchiha: Hullo folks. My roommate Zack is now the owner of many stories published under my name. Thank you.

Zack: Wazzup dudes! The name's Retarded Squirrel. As you now, and as for you who don't, I'm the author of Artemis Fowl fanfiction, Guilty Pleasure. For those who hated it, FCK U, and those who liked it, thank you.

Nicolette wiped her face and fixed her shirt in the bathroom (though her shirt was still a bit unruly). Artemis on the other hand tried finding her, but decided not to. He had headed to his and Nicole's room. Nicole came out a few minutes later and headed to lunch.

"Nick! Where were you? Gloria and I were looking for you everywhere and- WHOA. Why do you have a- is… is that a bite mark?" Erika asked. "And a hickie near your chest?" Gloria asked. "Oh sweetie! Here let me fix that shirt of yours," Gloria said, dragging her to the bathroom to fix Nicole's shirt.

"Who did this?" she asked as they came out. "I… I can't tell you. Let's just forget about it and move on ok?" Nicole replied, getting lunch. Gloria and Erika glanced at each other, worried faces drawn on their faces.

The whole day went through Ms. Neveu fine. She has forgotten all about the horrible incident. When it was dinner time, Artemis came to her. He had a worried face, knowing he went too fast.

"Ms. Neveu, may I talk to you?" Artemis asked her quietly. "Fine," Nicole mumbled. Artemis led her to the balcony outside. "Look, I'm sorry I did that. I don't know what I was thinking. Please forgive me?" he asked. "Actually, Fowl, I do forgive you. Just… don't do anything like that again. I have to live with you for the three semesters here in the academy," she said, putting a hand on his shoulder apologetically. "But remember: I hate you," she said, walking away. Artemis smirked, staring at her rear again, then shook his head in shame.

At about 7 o'clock, the students went to their rooms to go to bed. Nicole had gone first and went in the bathroom to get ready. When Artemis finally arrived, he saw the bathroom door open a crack. 'Just a peek,' he thought. Artemis peeked inside and saw his roommate in her under wear. It was a lacey, black; almost see through bra and bikini. Artemis immediately got on his bed when she was about to undress.

Their room was quite big. There was a beautiful balcony and two queen beds. One was next to the window and one in front of it, next to the wall. There were two huge closets and two shelves. Nicole's bed had floral covers, while Artemis had just plain blue.

"Oh you're here already," Nicolette said. "Yeah, I just arrived a few seconds earlier," Artemis lied smoothly. Nicole wore a huge t-shirt and boxer shorts with Stewie Griffin from Family Guy on it. Her skin glimmered and smelled of mangoes and peaches. "You smell nice," Artemis commented as Nicole walked passed him to her bed. "It's lotion… goodness sake Fowl," Nicole said, sitting up on her bed. She reached for Artemis' pillow and threw it on his head. "Ow!" Artemis exclaimed, rubbing his head. Nicole simply laughed. "Goodnight Fowl," she said, and then went to sleep.

Artemis took of his jacket and tie, and walked towards the now sleeping girl. He smiled at her and kissed her cheek.