Disclaimer: Do you really need me to repeat it? No? Good.

Aurora's note: Thanks for those of you who reviewed the first chapters. This is just a filler until my writers block for anything having to do with Castlevania goes away. Sorry it's so short. Chapter 4 will be much longer, I promise. Besides that, I have loads of homework, and I'm writing my book, and I'm trying to put my haunted house together, and you don't need to know the rest of the list.

Chapter 3: The Trouble With Skeletons

Alucard walked down the hall. It was dark…and hellish. He didn't really know where he was going. Since Death had taken his onboard navigational system away from him he was lost.

Suddenly, he heard the rattling of bones. He followed the sounds and found a skeleton band playing.

"'Dem bones, 'dem bones, 'dem dry bones," was what the monotonous song sounded like.

The skeletons turned inside out. Then they exploded. Alucard shook his head.

"That's the trouble with skeletons," he said before walking away.

Aurora: As I said before: Sorry! The next one will be longer, I swear! Any site that has the script of SotN would be useful. Review or message if you can, thanks.