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So. This is just my little intro before you get reading. I write this when I feel random. So if you like random junk and stuff, please continue. If not, oh well. This is my first try and something like this, so hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Lucky Charms, Final Fantasy, Fairly Oddparents, the RuneScape wilderness, or anything else I may mention.. Unless stated. Enjoy.
Episode One- Camping
"Hey, I've got an idea!" BHK shouted, "Let's go camping!"
"Camping?" Sora asked doubtfully.
"w00t! Camping!" Riku said. Everyone eyed him strangely.
"It's decided," the BHK, who still doesn't have a name, confirmed, "Let us, with our impossibly spiked hair, go pack!"
"What about me?" Riku asked, "My hair isn't impossibly spiked."
"... You just get everything else," Sora said after a silence.
"'Kay," Riku replied and skipped off like a giddy, little girl.
Within no time, the trio had gathered many supplies. With all of these adventures that hadn't started yet, Sora felt like he was in a Harry Potter book, and he was Ron. That blonde haired kid was Harry, and Riku was Hermione. Sora sighed dreamily, surprising even himself.
Another large object was thrown on top of the pile in Riku's hands, "Uh.. BHK, shouldn't we give you a name?"
"Now is not the time!" BHK boomed, sounding very much like Invader Zim, who is not a Disney character in any manner whatsoever.
"Okay, well, dude, how are we supposed to carry all of this crap to the campsite?"
"Well.." the blonde boy paused, "We could just let Sora figure all of that out."
"Sounds like a plan," Riku said, dropping all of the stuff onto the floor, producing a loud crash, "Hey weren't you and Sora supposed to pack together?"
."..."
Riku blinked.
"I guess we were." There was a prolonged silence.
"Say, who wants crackers?" Sora asked, stepping into the room.
"You know, Sora, crackers can be quite a burden," BHK slyly stated, "How would you like it if Riku and I carried the crackers? And you could.. just take all of the supplies. I'm sure it would be a fair trade."
"Sounds like a plan!" Sora said, fully trusting Harry--er, I mean BHK. Sora picked up the pile of crap and started out the door, which, unfortunately for our "hero," was closed. Sora walked smack-dab into the door, all of the supplies flying out of his hands, because as we all know, all of their stuff somehow possessed the ability to fly!
Riku opened the door and all of the stuff when flying back into Sora's arms. The BHK boldly strode out, holding some crackers in his hands. Riku followed in the same manner. Sora staggered out, struggling with the gigantic, humongous pile of useless st00f.
"Ah! The great outdoors!" BHK exclaimed.
"What are you talking about?" Riku sneered, "This is your back yard."
"I know, I just wanted to sound dramatic."
"Well you sounded like a girl."
"Look who's talking, girly hair."
"At least I don't wear jewelry."
"For your information, it's a wristband!"
All the while, Sora was struggling to stay standing as the BHK and Riku argued until the sun kissed the horizon.
"Uh, guys. It's getting dark.. Maybe we should.. Set up camp."
"Oh, it's already set up," BHK replied.
"What! Then why am I carrying all this stuff!" Sora retorted.
"Well it's the extra supplies, silly Sora.. you brought the Lucky Charms right?"
"Yes," Sora groaned impatiently.
"Are they chocolate?" BHK continued.
"Of course they're chocolate.. You mean there's non-chocolate?"
"You heard nothing!" Riku shouted into the sky and absconded into the woods with the box of Lucky Charms. The other two ran after him to the campsite that was completely set up.
"Hey! It looks as if we didn't need all that junk anyway," the blonde antagonist grinned as Sora dropped all of the heavy things onto his large, yellow shoes. Fortunately, the clownliness of his shoes protected his feet and he was uninjured.
"Bless me little, hobbit feet, Mr. Frodo!" a strange voice said.
"It's Samwise Baggins!" Sora exclaimed merrily.
"You mean they're finally together?" Riku looked up, leaning against a tree with his hair wafting in the wind. The wind did this for Riku only at the present time. Otherwise, there was no wind.
"How can I get my hair to do that?" the BHK asked.
"You can't. You haven't attained the level of sexiness that I have."
"Dude, you mean the level of creepiness?"
"That's what I said isn't it?" Riku said, obviously not paying attention to the question at hand.
"I thought Kingdom Hearts was a compilation of original characters, Final Fantasy characters, and Disney Characters. Where do you all see Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter?" Sora suddenly pondered aloud.
"Harry Potter?" Riku raised a brow, "Where did you get that lemur on crack logic?"
Sora pulled out a pen and turned a dial. He then pulled on some elite sunglasses shaped like Mickey Mouse heads and clicked the pen. There was a long silence and many looks of confusion.
"Mr. Sora, sir, I don't think those flashy pens have been invented yet," Samwise tried to convince him, "Would you like some potato soup?"
A large "WTF?" hung over everyone but Sam's head.
Sora explained his logic and soon everyone was even more confused than before. In fact, Sora had confused himself.
"Well why don't we get some sleep?" BHK said.
"Sounds like a plan!" everyone else said.
Sometime later... somewhere between 30 minutes and 30 hours...
"Wow! That was a great camping trip!" Riku exclaimed, munching on a cracker.
"But Riku, we haven't left the camping site.. In fact, we haven't even gone to bed yet, because you insisted we all take showers and brush our teeth before we went to bed so you wouldn't smell like a squirrel smoking a stick of dung."
"Why do you talk in such long sentences? Just because I have brawn, brains, and good looks doesn't mean I can comprehend a run-on sentence."
"Thatwasn'tarunonsentencethisisbecauseI'mnotgoingtotakeabreathsoyouwon'tnknowhenitstopsosthereyoubigstupidhead," Sora inhaled deeply, returning his face to the normal peach color, instead of purple from lack of oxygen.
There was a long silence before Riku's head exploded.
