A/N: w00t. Thanks for the review, Sunny I was going to wait until I got some feedback on the story. So since you liked, it, this chapter's for you. So without further ado, I present to you, Episode Two of Asorable.


Episode Two- Naming the BHK

Sora, the BHK, Samwise and Frodo Baggins, and a leprechaun stood in the forest, looking at what was left of Riku's head. It took approximately 2.348679189083 minutes before Riku's body collapsed. Cloud frolicked by and dropped a Phoenix down on Riku's bloody, and slightly enflamed, body. Almost instantly Riku sprung out of his metaphoric coffin and a light shone down on him from above. Birds chirruped happily and there was a luminescence emitting fromhis body. He flashed a white smile, who's shining gleam blinded the poor leprechaun. The leprechaun dropped dead on the spot from Riku's gorgeous smile. Three quarters of this paragraph boosted Riku's ego even further through the atmosphere.

"Let us conquer our next dilemma!" Sora shouted heroically as wind brushed through his hair, "Cool! I got my hair to do that!" Riku frowned at Sora's comment and muttered something about he, Riku, being the only one able to do that.

"So what IS our next 'dilemma'?" the BHK asked in a bored tone as he sat on a log.

"You," Sora said, pointing a seemingly accusing finger at the BHK, who gaped during the long pause after Sora's statement, "need a name." The BHK gave a relieved sigh.

"Leonardo!" Riku shouted, receiving many strange looks.

"Michelangelo!" Frodo suggested.

"Raphael!" Sam joined in.

"I'm not a freaking mutant, ninja turtle! .. Or an artist from the Italian Renaissance!" BHK exclaimed, standing up. A large sweat drop rolled down everyone's forehead.

"Bob?" Sora suggested simply.

"Too generic," Riku said, waving a hand.

"Aragorn?" Frodo pondered aloud.

"Copyright infringement," Sam pointed out as Frodo nodded.

"Harry Potter!" Sora suddenly interjected.

There was a loooong, awkward silence.

"Harry Potter?" the unnamed raised a brow at Sora, "As if you can talk."

"What?" Sora said, confounded.

"You're just as hairy as me, if not hairier!" Raphael stated, throwing his hands in the hair--er, air.

"Why was his name just Rapael?" Samwise asked before a ninja turtle came out of nowhere and sliced him with a katana. Sam disappeared in a puff of smoke and Frodo sobbed.

"What! I am not!" Sora replied, quite immaturely if I may say so myself.

"Duuuh," BHK continued, "Everyone knows that people with dark hair have more hair than people with light hair. I'll prove it," he whipped out a microscope and a detective outfit, which looked rather stylish on him.

The unnamed blonde zoomed in onto Sora's leg. He turned the coarse adjustment knob to bring the scope closer. He finely tuned the microscope and upon further examination found a light brown hair, almost microscopic on even a microscope, just barely poking out of Sora's skin.

"Nooooooooooo!" Sora cried into the sky.

"I told you," the blonde said as his hairless legs gleamed in the sunlight.

"So I have one TINY hair," Sora said, now having a rather large, spiky beard, "big deal."

"If only I could have a beard like that," Frodo pensively said, a crestfallen look upon his silly, hobbit face.

"What about Johnny?" Sora said with acute, animelook on his face, "That's such a cute name."

The BHK inched away from Sora.

"How 'bout Geoff?" Riku said.

"Reminds me of that giraffe freak from that toy store," the BHK shuddered.

"I've got it!" Frodo exclaimed, "How about Sephiroth.. Oooh that's such a hot name."

"Yeah, we're getting rid of you," Sora narrowed his eyes and pressed a shiny, red button. Frodo fell through a random hole in the ground where a spider probably ate him. But no one really cares right now, and no one seemed to notice that Sora's beard miraculously disappeared.

"Well, you know what they say," Riku started, "When all else fails, turn to television."

"Dude, Timmy Turner said that. You're totally messing up the fic by doing this. Don't you know that if we keep mentioning characters that aren't in Kingdom Hearts, people are gonna think we're losers! They'll think we're those nerds who spend all day sitting in front of a TV playing video games and watching Disney movies!" Sora burst out, grabbing a hold of Riku's collar and shaking him.

"Well.. What I meant to say was.. When all else fails.. turn to...the Baby Names Website!"

"That's a great idea!" Sora said, snapping his fingers.

"Hey, Sora, did you bring that computer and dial up connection I gave to you?" BHK, still unnamed, asked.

"Heck no.." Sora replied merrily as BHK's and Riku's jaws dropped.

"Well I brought the computer anyway, but dial-up sucks," Sora looked at their faces, "I brought DSL, don't worry about it."

Riku plopped down in front of the computer screen and typed in the website, "Let's try something that starts with B just because we call him 'BHK.'"

He clicked on the B section, using the awesome, Mickey-Mouse shaped mouse pointer thing.

"This is taking too long," BHK whined impatiently and pushed Riku away from the computer. He typed "blond" in the search engine. The BHK pointed at the first name on the screen, "Blake! Pale blond one, or dark. Awesome! That is so me! And it has B and K in it!"

"But not an H," Riku said pressing on the liquid crystal display.

"The H is implied," Blake replied simply, "So it's settled. Since the writer already put my name in.. but Raphael was cool too.. and it had an H in it... Hmm..."

"Blake Raphael!" Sora shouted, thinking he was very clever.

"That was so lame, Sora," Riku said.

"Your face is lame."

So after much discussion, and many random acts and talks about characters from other cartoons, the gang decided on a name for the BHK. His name from this day until his real name is revealed (in this fic anyway) shall be known as Blake Raphael. But since that sounds kind of queer, he'll simply be called Blake. They all then danced while doing karaoke and ate a lot of crackers.