A/N: Yes, the previous chapter's preview was wrong OO Because I started writing this and then I was going to make it a longer chapter, but then some stuff happened and I decided to stop it early. Don't worry though, the next chapter is going to be something like "Egypt Chase." Without further ado I present to you--
Sakura: I want to be in the author's note!
Mandy: I don't do these things, and I don't even like you. There, you're in it, go away. Like I was saying. I present to you, Episode Five.
Episode Five: To The Airport!
Roxas thwacked Sora on the head, "Wake up, you lazy bum."
"Kairi!" he said, suddenly waking up.
"I'm not Kairi!" Roxas scoffed.
"Oh.. Are you Yuffie?"
"No! Yuffie ran off with Riku to Vegas!"
"Let us retrieve my love!" Sora said heroically.
"This isn't a Yura, so calm down," Roxas glared at him.
"Oh, right."
"And I don't want that crazy, Chinese girl attacking us again," Roxas said sadly, remembering his dear Lucky Charms.
"Let us retrieve my love, Riku!" Sora tried again.
There was an awkward silence before Roxas said, "Don't ever say that again."
"Yeah, you're right. Then let us retrieve my love... Uh..."
"How 'bout we retrieve your car? I heard them drive off with it five minutes ago," Roxas stated bluntly.
"Good idea. Love sucks anyway," Sora said.
"Shut up, this story isn't supposed to have a moral."
"Oh, right," Sora pondered for a minute or so, "Agh! My car!"
"You drive?" Roxas raised a brow.
"Duuuh. What do you think 'drive mode' really stands for?" Sora paused, "That was a rhetorical question. Now come on, follow me because I don't want to grab your hand and drag you along, or else people will think this is yaoi."
Roxas cringed.
"Don't cringe, or we'll be burned at the stake."
Roxas grinned.
"Don't grin, or I'll kill you."
Roxas rhymed.
"Who do you think you are? Eminem?" Sora glared at the blonde.
Roxas averted his glance downward and mumbled, "maybe."
Sora ran out into the driveway, "dude! Where's my car?"
"Dude!" Frodo said, "you're gonna get sued!"
"Heh, sued.. dude," a redheaded girl said, "it rhymes.. Like Eminem! I mean Roxas!"
"Get out of the fanfic!" Frodo said, smacking the author with a broom, "Is it my job to chase people out of here that don't belong?"
"Yes?" Sam said.
"So how are we getting my car back?" Sora asked.
"I'm driving!" Roxas said, already in his jet-black car that could be mistaken for the Batmobile, were it not for the checkered patterns on the side. He had also customized it with a Twilight Town license plate that said "R0X45" and various bumper stickers that said, "Made from a Heartless" and "Dual Wielder" and the sort.
"Bumper stickers are for n00bs," Frodo said, hopping into the back of the car with Sam (intended innuendo? Oo).
"Yes, but we all know that the term 'fr00b' came from you," Sora said as he got into the passenger's seat.
"How do you figure?"
"Frodo plus n00b equals fr00b. Duh," Sora said, fastening the seatbelt.
"Stop talking about RuneScape, Kingdom Hearts loser!" Mandy yelled into Sora's ear. He cringed as his ear drum broke and glared at her, about to strangle her. Frodo whacked her with a broom and she disappeared.
"Ready?" Roxas asked them, "Go!" He exclaimed in a video game-like manner. The Roxasmobile surged forward and everyone was pressed to the backs of their seats.
"Domo kotsu uru mamoru yo," Roxas sang as he drove.
"Teen Titans!" Sora joined in, "suki kidai nuku randemo taberu yo."
"Teen Titans!" Frodo and Sam shouted from the back.
"Shin kami dari kari oyai," they all sang together, "okuga san su ika shakai. Omae mo wa nari mounai, Teen Titans, GO!" They all threw their hands in the air at the last statement. Unfortunately, Roxas, who was driving, did this too. And at the speed they were going the velocity overtook the steering wheel and they drove into a brick wall.
"Where were we going?" Sora asked with an airbag in his face.
Roxas looked out the broken window and saw a sign that said, "Airport." He looked around, "we're here! Hold on, I gotta park."
He backed the Roxasmobile out of the wall and attempted to parallel park, "Ah, screw it," he said, driving over someone's car, "perfect."
Riku stepped out of the red convertible that Roxas car was parked behind. Luckily, it hadn't been run over, "Crap!"
"There he is! The larcener that stole my car!" Sora accused Riku.
Yuffie exited the car and yawned, "Are we here already. Heeey Sora! What are you guys doing--oh right. Run, Riku!" She pushed the silver-haired wonder towards the airport.
"But we don't have a flight!" Riku said as he ran for the airport.
"Yeah, we do. I always buy airline tickets in advance in case I have to escape two look-alike teenagers and two hobbits while pushing an arrogant anime character through a crowd."
Sora whipped out his keyblade, and Roxas got out both of his. Frodo and Sam drew their swords. Soon they were all rushing into the crowd but were stopped by rabid fangirls who started to spaz out.
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!" One of them yelled.
"It's Elijah Wood!" Shrieked another.
Frodo sighed, "They're always getting us confused."
"It's Sora, the keyblade wielder!"
"But there's Roxas! The dual-wielding unknown!"
"Let's maul them!"
The all screamed with delight and ran at the three (because no one cared about Sam). Sora had the same look as when he saw a heartless form of himself as the girls started to run towards them. Roxas' jaw dropped and Frodo already knew how to deal with this.
"Run!" Frodo said, pushing the two in the opposite direction of the girls, which was, unfortunately, away from the airport. A chase song in Japanese started playing.
Frodo ran down the street, followed by Sora and Roxas. Sam volunteered to buy the tickets since the rest of them were running from fangirls.
"If only Donald or Goofy were here so I could go into drive mode and fly," Sora reflected as he ran.
"Didn't you say that drive mode actually had to do with your car?" Roxas asked.
"Hey, you're right. I'll just summon my car," Sora used a summony thing and his car appeared beside him.
"Why didn't you do that before?" Roxas said to Sora, "We wouldn't have had to come here."
"Because I wanted to go to Egypt too!"
"But then we would have wrecked your car instead of mine!"
"Er.. Would you look at the time," Sora said nervously, "I'd love to chat more, but we have rabid fangirls coming after us, SO GET IN THE CAR!"
All three of them jumped in the car, and Sora turned it around and ran all of the fangirls over.. Poor fangirls.. Except the ones that got out of the way and kept chasing him.
"They're still on us like a fat kid on cake!" Frodo shouted, looking back.
"Hey, you know what," Sora said as he began to turn on the Kingdom Hearts Soundtrack.
"What?" Frodo and Roxas asked together.
"Frodo and Sam should really be Donald and Goofy.. because, I mean, they're the guys who really travel with me all of the time. It would make more sense than just having random Lord of the Rings characters."
"..." Roxas boldly stated.
"..." Frodo agreed.
"Donald and Goofy suck," Sam said.
"Where did you come from?" asked the voice of reason (okay so it was a fangirl that had snuck into their car).
"I should be asking ya the very same question," Sam replied.
"I asked first!" she said, and started strangling him.
"Well," Sora said between Hikari verses, "Sam does have a point. Why have Donald and Goofy when you can have Frodo and Sam?"
"Make that Frodo and a random fangirl," the girl said, now sitting in Sam's spot.
"What was Sam doing here anyway?" Roxas asked.
"Oh he paged me a little while ago," Sora said, "something about not being able to get the tickets. He must be a little stuck in the Middle Earth times, you know?"
"So who's the random fangirl?" Frodo said, looking at the girl who was grinning.
"We'll decide that next chapter," Sora said as he drove into the airport building.
A/N: So who wants to be the fangirl? Seriously, I don't know who I'm going to use for it O.o Gimme reviews and maybe I'll pick you.
