A/N: As the title states, this chapter contains chases. Yes, I said "chases." Not one chase, but many. So I'm sorry if you don't like chase scenes, but it has some randomness added in. It's a nice effect to have Hikari playing too. I don't own anything in this chapter and there have been two, yes TWO fangirls introduced. Without further ado, I present to you, Asorable.
Episode Seven: Egypt Chase

The sound of shattering glass resounded throughout the building. Sora put the car in park. "Okay, we're here!" He flashed a grin at everyone in the car. The car was parked right in front of the desk where people could order tickets. Everyone eyed the spiky-haired boy strangely as he strode up to the desk.

"Raise your hand if you're not here!" Roxas said to the group.

A random Chinese girl raised her hand. Sora threw one of his big shoes at her head as she screamed, "this is why I don't like his shoes!"

"Four tickets to Vegas, please," Sora said to the person at the counter.

The fangirlwalked up to the desk, "Sora, she said Egypt, not Vegas."

"How would you know that? Were you there?" he glared at the brunette fangirl.

"Well you were knocked out, so I don't even see how you would know anything anyway," she argued, "besides, I was reading this fanfic before I chased you last episode, so I think I know what I'm doing."

"Fine," Sora rolled his eyes, "four tickets to Egypt."

"I'm sorry that flight is sold out," the woman behind the desk said.

"Well when's the next flight?" he asked.

"Fifteen years from now."

"What!" Sora's jaw dropped and hit the ground, "Who bought all the tickets?"

"A sixteen year old ninja," the woman replied, "Yuffie Kisaragi."

"She bought ALL of the tickets for the next fifteen years?"

The woman nodded.

"Well now how are we supposed to get to Egypt?"

"I'm driving!" the fangirl shouted from a kangaroo.

"That's a kangaroo," Roxas said dully.

"It's not just any kangaroo!" she replied, "it's a um.."

"Who cares? Just drive!" Sora said running out of the airport.

"Huh? Why?" Roxas looked around.

"WE LOVE YOU SORA!"

Roxas turned around.

"Oh em gee! It's Roxas! Get him!"

"On my way!" Roxas said as he started to run. Frodo followed suit.

Sora, Roxas, and Frodo jumped onto the kangaroo.

"Giddy up!" the brown-haired fangirl said cheerfully to the kangaroo. On command, it bounced up over the airport and towards the plane that said "Egypt Express." The plane was starting to take off.

"Hurry!" Frodo said, leaning forward.

"We'll have to jump!" Sora said, as he took off, wearing only one shoe. He felt like he was flying, "woo hoo! I'm Spiderman!" He latched onto the door, and his other shoe soon fell off. It hit the kangaroo in the head.

"Oh noes!" Roxas said, "Jump now!" The rest of them jumped off and grabbed onto Sora's unshoed foot. He opened the door and flung everyone in before going in himself and closing the door.

"Excuse me, sir," someone tapped him on the shoulder.

"We paid for the tickets I swear!" he said.

"But I believe you're missing your shoes," the flight attendant said, "allow me to put slippers on them."

"Eh-what?" Sora raised a brow.

"First time in first class?" the attendant asked.

"It's his first time," Roxas said as he escorted Sora to a seat, "I'd like a mocha latte though."

"Of course, sir," the attendant bowed and left.

"We're in first class?" the fangirl whispered.

"Better than nothing," Frodo shrugged.

"Better than anything!" Sora said as he propped his now-slippered feet up.

The party found seats and soon were enjoying the perks of first class.

"I wonder where Riku and Yuffie are," Sora wondered aloud.

"So what's your name anyway?" Roxas asked the fangirl.

"Oh, me? I'm Liz."

"We're going to have to animefy you after we get off the plane."

Frodo decided that he would investigate to see if Riku and Yuffie were on the plane. He snuck into the back of the plane where non-first class people were. Sure enough, Riku and Yuffie were sitting in the back discussing gummies. Not the gummi ship kind.

"No, no, no," Riku waved his hands at Yuffie, "you've got it all wrong."

"I'm telling you," Yuffie argued, "Life Saver gummies are better than gummy worms. It's the law of life."

"How can you even say that?" Riku protested.

Yuffie looked up and saw Frodo, "Oh! Hey Frodo--oops."

"Run for it, Yuffie!" Riku said as he pushed Yuffie out of her chair.

"You saw nothing!" she yelled and threw a banana at Frodo's head. He passed out immediately.

"Nice shot, Yuffie," a punkish-girl grinned at the ninja from across the aisle.

"Thanks, Mandy," Yuffie said to her.

"PMG! Author insert!" a random kid screamed at the girl.

"I told you not to do that!" that random Chinese girl said to a redhead sitting in front of her, before smacking her in the head.

"Ow," the redhead glared at her, "I'm not supposed to be here."

"Darn right you're not!"

"I didn't do an author insert! .. Except for right now because you hit me on the head! YOU MADE ME DO IT!"

"Then who's that Mandy chick?" the Chinese girl glared at the author.

"She's the person sitting right behind you, and her name is Mandy Des," the author narrowed her eyes.

"Don't gimme that crap! I know it's you!"

"It's DestinyDance, you moron."

"Uh.. yeah.. I totally knew that," the Chinese girl shrank back into her seat, and the author proceeded to write the story in her non-first class seat.

"Right," Mandy, who is not the author, said, "now where were we?"

In first class...

"What happened to Frodo?" Liz bounced up and down in her seat, "gimme some cookies!"

Roxas raised a brow, seeming to be the only sane person on the flight. Sora looked over at Liz with a crazed look in his eyes then jumped on her.

"I know you have the cookies!" Sora yelled.

"That's quite enough!" Roxas yelled at them both. Suddenly there was a large piece of cardboard on Roxas' face that said 'Looking for true love?'

"Aaaah! A pop-up! Get if off!" he shrieked.

"Hold still!" Sora jumped up and whacked Roxas on the face with his keyblade.

Not In First class...

"Did you hear something?" Mandy said to Riku.

"Sounded like a pop-up attack," Riku replied.

"I'm going in," she whipped out a few guns and twirled them on her fingers, then did a Resident Evil pose, along with sunglasses and a long braid.

Back in First Class...

"Won't someone save me?" Roxas said as the popup began to devour his face.

"Did someone say 'hero'?" Mandy burst into the first class area.

"Uh, no," Roxas pointed out, "Actually I said--"

Mandy fired a gunshot at him and the popup exploded.

"Wow, thanks. You saved my non-existent life!"

"Eh, it's my job."

"Who are you?" Sora glared at Mandy, pointing a trembling finger like an old witch.

"I'm Mandy, and--"

"Copyright infringement!" he screeched at her.

"Since when is--"

"I don't want to hear another word from your accursed mouth!"

"Shut your face, keyblade loser!" Mandy yelled at the spiky-haired brunette before shooting him in the head.

"Nooooo! What have you done?" Kairi suddenly jumped out of a seat. Surprising that no one had noticed her before, eh? No, I'm not Canadian, "I'm going to kill you!"

"Copyright infringement!" Frodo yelled, attempting to stop Kairi from killing Mandy.

"Ah, right. Well, I suppose I'm in the story now.. And Roxas is all mine! Muwahahaha," Kairi grabbed Roxas hand and jumped out of the airplane. (Roxiri or Kaixas?) Kairi pulled a parachute cord as they floated down into Egypt.

"I guess I shouldn't have killed the guy I'm a fan of," Mandy said, leaning over Sora, "good thing I always carry a phoenix down."

"No! Use an angel's prayer.. They're cooler," Frodo suggested.

"I'll use both!" Mandy cried happily and threw the magicky prayer thing in the air. It surrounded Sora. Then she dropped the down on his head.

"w00t! I'm alive!" Sora jumped up and started to do an Irish jig, "what did I miss?"

"Your true love was here," Frodo said.

"Riku?"

"Baka," the Chinese girl slapped him on the head.

"Ow. Okay, okay. I was only kidding," Sora rubbed the bump on his head, "Seriously, who was it? Naminé? Selphie? Dare I say Ansem?"

"Kairi!" everyone in the plane shouted at him, before realizing who he actually was.

"Look everyone!"

"It's Sora!"

"Oh my gaaaaawd!"

"Get him!"

"Uh oh," Sora's eyes widened, "okay time to fly, I mean jump. I hope you all of parachutes, let's go!" Sora pushed open the door and jumped out, followed by Frodo, Mandy, the Chinese girl, Liz, and a bunch of fangirls.

Sora pulled the cord on his parachute, which would have been fine were it not for the twenty fangirls that piled onto the parachute. He unstrapped himself from the parachute.

"Drive mode!" he shouted as his car appeared beside him, "quick! Get in!" Sora got into the driver's seat as Frodo, Liz, Mandy, and the Chinese girl got in. He pressed a button and a parachute deployed, letting the car float safely down towards the sandy, Egyptian ground. "Great. I get rid of those fangirls," he said as they fell past him, "and I still have three in the back car."

"Correction!" the Chinese girl said to him, "two. I'm not a crazy fangirl unless it's.."

The car landed on the ground. Vincent Valentine came out of a shop licking a lollipop. He glanced at the car, then disregarded it. He paused for a moment then looked back at the Chinese girl. His hand slowly dropped from face, and he still gripped the lollipop, "Oh no."

"Vinnie!" she shrieked and jumped out of the car.

"Kuso!" he dropped the lollipop and began to sprint in the other direction.

"You can't run from me! I've been training for this moment my whole life!" the Chinese girl began to chase him relentlessly.

Sora thought back to the fangirls. "You know. I'm gonna get charged for genocide sooner or later about those girls."

"Homicide," Frodo corrected.

"No, no. Genocide. They're not random. If they weren't after me all of the time and I just straight up killed them, I'd be targeting a group of people. Fangirls are people, too, believe it or not."

"Oh, you're right."

"Think they'll be okay?"

"I'm sure they're fine."

Mandy jumped up and clung onto Sora's spiky hair, "agh! No! It's the Teletubbies!"

"Where?" Sora whipped out his keyblade.

"There!" Mandy thrust her hand forward, obscuring Sora's face with a striped-sleeve.

"Oh my gosh! The Terrible Striped Teletubbie!" Sora shrieked as he began to run in circles.

"Where?" Mandy leapt from his head and started to look around before spotting one, "thar she blows!"

"Oh, no," Sora said, glaring at one, "you're not imposing your 'latent' homosexuality on me--us!" Sora took out a pistol. "This ends.. Now!"

"Why don't you just use your keyblade? Roxas asked dully.

"Why don't you just use yours?" Sora mocked, still pointing the gun at the Teletubbie who was wearing a skirt.

"Maybe I will," Roxas snapped back, bobbing his head in disrespect. He stomped over to the Teletubbies and took a swipe with his keyblade, making them all disappear in an instant. He turned back to Sora, folded his arms, and smirked.

"Psh! I can kill a Teletubbie, too!"

"But you didn't.."

"Yeah.. Well, I will now!"

"There aren't any left."

"Aren't you forgetting one?"

"Huh?"

Sora smacked Roxas on the head with his keyblade. Roxas fell to the ground unconscious. "Bwahahahaha."

"Oh noes! Roxas!" Kairi began to sob, "now who is supposed to be my boyfriend?"

Sora cleared his throat. There was a silence.

"Sora!" Kairi exclaimed.

"I'd love to!"

"You will?"

"Sure, Kairi."

"Great! You're awesome! Come help me go boy hunting then!"

"Wait--what?"

"Come on! Let's go," she grabbed Sora's hand and dragged him to the mall.

"Help!" he yelled, trying to pry himself from the auburn-haired girl. He twisted and turned, but it was no use. Sora was going boy hunting whether he liked it or not.

"Great! Now who am I suppose to be a fangirl of?" Mandy frowned and sat on a conveniently placed rock.

Liz glanced at the pink-and-black-haired girl. There was a pause. "Let's go find Riku! He's hawt!"

"Okay!" Mandy jumped up from her rock.

Meanwhile...

Riku pulled on a pair of sunglasses. The dark shades covering his evident, aqua eyes that identified him. Yuffie pulled a ski mask over her head, "I'm a robber," came the muffled voice, "arrr."

Riku groaned. "Can you please take this seriously?"

"I am," she replied and put an eye patch over one of the eyeholes. "Now I'm a pirate robber."

"They're practically the same thing..." Riku approached the counter. "I'd like to purchase this overcoat and these sunglasses please."

"Okay, that will be (censored or else I'll get sued). Thanks and come again," the cashier replied.

"There he is!" Mandy shouted and glomped Riku.

"No!" He yelled in defeat as he stumbled around with the punk-girl on top of him.

Yuffie hid behind the counter. Mandy covered Riku's eyes, "guess who?"

"Another rabid fangirl! Run, Yuffie!"

"Yuffie?" the Chinese girl popped out of a pile of Vincent Valentine plushies.

"Run, Riku!" Yuffie jumped over the counter and sprinted out of the store, followed by Riku who still had Mandy on top of him.

"I've got him by the collar!" Mandy said triumphantly.

Vincent had been hiding in the pile of life-sized plushies that the Chinese girl was too stupid to look in. He stepped cautiously out, thinking she'd run after Riku. But, alas, he was wrong. She had quickly followed Yuffie behind the counter, then spotted Vincent again.

"Vince!" she shouted with glee and ran towards him. He panicked and ran out of the store, only to run into a group of fangirls.

"NO!" He turned on his heel and ran in the other direction, hoping they'd go after Riku instead. Riku was running for his life as well, but at least Vincent didn't have some weird girl clinging to his head.

Kairi dragged Sora down the staircase of the mall. "I thought I saw this really cute guy with long, black hair run in here. He had a claw, too," Kairi said to Sora. "Oh! There he is!" She pointed to a man running away from a crowd of girls, his long red cape flowing behind him. "Oh, let's go meet him, Sora!" Before Kairi could take another step, a group of fanboys stopped her.

"I found her! I told you Kairi was in this mall!"

"Uh oh.." she murmured. Sora was too busy wallowing in self-pity to realize this. Kairi dropped her bags and pushed Sora in the opposite direction. "Run!"

"Huh--aah!" he followed suit as Hikari began to play in the background.

Vincent pushed the doors of the mall open and fled into the open air, only to be confronted again, he ran around towards the back of the mall. He dodged past people eating in the food court, gathering more girls, and even some boys, along the way. He ran up a flight of stairs.

Kairi ran towards the back of the mall, nearly falling down some stairs along the way. Sora was keeping pace with her, making sure she didn't kill herself. She ran towards the food court and tried to claw her way up the stairs. Boys were shouting her name everywhere as Sora warded some of them off with his keyblade. One of them pushed him over, and he fell of the staircase.

"Sora!" Kairi called to him, but had to continue running.

Riku ran towards the front of the mall, taking a sharp turn to ascend a staircase. He panted as he pushed past people everywhere, trying not to make a scene. He ran into a store one way, and out another, hoping to lose the girls, but only gained more. He gasped for breath as he continued on.

Vincent jumped over the railing on the second floor of the mall, with many girls following, and many surviving the jump. Yuffie succeeded in pushing all of the others out of the way for him. He made a U-turn up the staircase in the middle of the mall.

Kairi tumbled to the ground, but soon recovered, running towards the middle of the second floor. Riku was sprinting now, hoping to lose the girls on the next staircase. Vincent ran up the staircase, still being pursuit by girls. Everything was in slow motion as fans of all sorts ran after the famous characters. At the same second, they all turned their heads to the groups behind them and SMACK!

Vincent, Kairi, and Riku fell backwards, stunned. They shook their heads, now on the ground and looked at each other, then the groups following them.

Sasuke walked out of the Hot Topic conveniently placed at the collision area. He looked around calmly, holding a bag in his hand. Simultaneously, about one hundred girls shrieked, "Sasuke!" and sighed dreamily.

"Hey!" a random boy that had been chasing Kairi said, "Carolyne what are you doing?"

One of the fangirls stopped looking at Sasuke and turned to the boy, who was her boyfriend, "well he's hot, duh." She looked towards the girls, "get him!"

"No animated character is gonna steal my girl! Get him!" the boy said. At the command, all three group went rampaging towards Sasuke, who gained a panicked look on his face. Vincent, Kairi, and Riku took this to their advantage and dodged into the Hot Topic.


A/N: I suppose they forgot that they were after Yuffie and Riku. Oh well. Preview of next chapter: Theme Song. Hope you liked this one!