Episode Eight: Theme Song
Kairi was the first to walk out of Hot Topic. She was wearing a lacy, pink skirt with a black bow tied in the back. Black ribbons, belts, and loose-hanging suspenders adorned the rest of the skirt, clashing prep and a darker look. She wore a Jack Skellington hoodie with pink, mesh sleeves. She twirled, showing off her new look, along with the cliché, dark eyeliner.
"A goth store, and Kairi still manages to find something pink," Riku said, stepping out of the store next. Simply put, he was wearing baggy, black pants with multitudes of zippers, chains, loose-hanging suspenders, belts, and the like. He had a grey vest over a black shirt sporting an almost pirate-like skull.
Vincent stepped out next, looking exactly the same.
"Where's your goth outfit?" Sora said, suddenly walking by.
"I'm wearing it. Where's yours?"
Sora's face turned a light shade of pink from slight embarrassment. He ripped off one of his outfits (luckily, he had one underneath, unlike Riku in a previous episode). This revealed his Halloween Town attire. He removed the pumpkin on his head to attain a more casual look.
"Sweet," Mandy drooled. She had been thrown off of Riku's head earlier, and she had finally caught up to them, along with Liz and a few others of the posse.
"You know," Sora started, "this show--or fic, or whatever--is starting to lose its total randomness and complete chaos. Are we starting to become more structured?"
"Wouldn't count on it," Liz chimed in, happily.
"Well, whatever. If we want to seem official--and not seem like complete idiots at all times--we should come up with a theme song. Even Family Guy has one, and that show is seriously messed up sometimes," Sora mused aloud.
"Don't diss Family Guy," Vincent said, his arms folded.
"Maybe we should get out of the mall before we try anything else," Mandy said.
"Where did you come from?" Kairi asked.
"Hot Topic.. Where else?"
"Quick! Let's go before the fangirls get sick of Sasuke!" Riku said, pulling the group along to safety. He led them into the nearest Salvation Army.
"Eeeewwww," Kairi groaned, cringing.
"Trust me, no one is going to come in here and know who we are."
"That doesn't mean you're not hot."
Riku gave Kairi an annoyed look.
"So about this theme song," Sora started, "what's a huge impact on our daily lives that we should probably include?"
"Well--" Riku was about to say, but was interrupted by the sound of doors banging open and the screams of girls.
"There they are!"
"Ah! Fangirls!" Riku yelled, jumping up, and poised to run.
"That's a good point!" Sora said, as he wrote it down.
"Run.. again!" Yuffie yelled.
"Did we bring her with us?" Sora raised a brow.
"Apparently you did," Vincent replied blandly.
Roxas pushed through the crowd of girls. "Get out of my way, you stupid fangirls."
"Heeeey Roxas, where have you been?" Sora grinned at him.
"I am going to kill you!" Roxas charged at Sora, while pulling out his two keyblades.
"Oh crap."
And those were the last two words Sora said before he was killed... Well not really. Roxas actually missed.
"Uh, yeah. Dude, I'm over here," Sora said, waving to him. "No wonder you couldn't hit Diz."
"I give up. Let me helpwrite the theme song."
"Okay," Riku said, holding a clipboard, "so far we have fangirls."
"Well, whenever Sora tries to sing, it ends up coming out like crap.. Well, it's in another language."
"That's perfect!" Riku said, jotting it down.
"Hey! It's not my fault I'm a linguistic nightmare!"
"How come fangirls always chase you?" Riku frowned. "They should be chasing me."
Yuffie took down the notes in the background. She was putting together the lyrics as they talked.
"Well," Vincent said, "do you want to end up killed?"
"That's what Sasuke's for," Riku replied.
"So shouldn't we name some of the people in the crew?" Yuffie asked.
"Yes, but we're not including you," Sora replied simply.
"WHY NOT!"
"Um, because it wouldn't fit in with the rapping part I made with our names. Sora, Roxas, Riku, Vince. Kairi, Liz, Destiny, and Prince."
"Lots of other people too," Roxas chanted, "but I don't have time to tell 'em to you!"
"Holy crap, that's gold," Yuffie exclaimed, writing it down. "Okay, Sora. Sing this," Yuffie said, tossing the notebook to Sora.
Liz mumbled something about Prince not being in the fic, but everyone ignored her.
"How come you get to sing?" Kairi whined.
"Stop being a bitch, no one was talking to you," Sora growled, scanning the notebook.
"You sound just like -censored-!" Kairi screamed at him.
"Oh no! They stole the word again!" Roxas shrieked.
"Nobody likes you Kairi! We just put you in the game because we needed some reason to go save the world!" Sora continued.
"If nobody likes me then why do all you guys chase me?"
"Because..." Sora paused, "you know what? Shut up," he pouted in defeat.
"Just sing the frigging song already!" Yuffie smacked him with the notebook.
"Okay, okay."
The scene changed to a stage with people shouting Sora's name. Cloud was on drums and Demyx was on guitar. Kairi was pouting in a corner with Riku comforting her. The lights dimmed and then suddenly flashed onto Sora who was wearing his spiffy Final Form outfit.
"Thank you!" he yelled to the fans and then whispered to Yuffie, "where are we?"
"We're back at Destiny Islands."
"Helloooo Destiny Islands!" Sora screamed into the microphone, "are you ready to rock!"
"Rock! Rock! Rock!" They chanted.
"Hit it!" Sora yelled to the band and pulled out a piece of paper. He began to sing in a teen-sensation, pop voice. Similar to that of Chip Skylark.
"Fangirls always chase me,
Even though I'm a linguistic nightmare.
Somehow
They gotta see
That Riku is where they should direct their stare.
When we
Get in a pickle,
Sasuke's there even though he's fickle.
We've got
A really huge crew,
So if I said their names my mind would go ASKEW!
Sora, Roxas, Riku, Vince,
Kairi, Liz, Destiny, and Prince--"
Kairi slid onto the stage, interrupting Sora's debut. She didn't care what he said, she was going to make an appearance.. In rapper attire.
"Aleatoriamente cómico with a caso casuale on the side. I don't care what Sora says because er ist ein Ruck irgendwie! But we all love him because he's adorable."
"But it's not Adorable," Sora joined in, "it's Asorable."
The scene cleared and they were back in Salvation Army.
"That was like.. reeeeeally boring," Vincent said, grimacing. "Tell the author she needs to get better ideas. Like Roxas being evil or something."
"Shut up!" a girl shouted from off-scene as Vincent was hit in the head with an English essay. A very, heavy English essay.
"I think we need a cover picture now," Riku decided.
"But first we need something interesting to happen in the chapter," Yuffie suggested.
"No we don't."
"Yes we do."
"No we don't."
"Yes we do."
"Look," Riku said as he pointed in a random direction, "an idiot!"
"Where?" Yuffie looked all around before everyone ran off on her, concluding another episode of Asorable.
