CHAPTER 2:BREAKING THE NEWS
Link picked up his mobile and hit the redial button
"Hello" said a voice
"Yeah, King, link here, it sorta happened again"
"Oh no Link! You stupid fuckmoose you let it happen again! You ignored her, didn't you"
"MHH-HMM" said the voice on the other line
"whatta you want me to do?"
"I sorta need a new sword"
"what happened to the Master Sword?"
"I sold it for booze money"
"So whoda sell it to this time?"
"Some guy with a gem on his head, he had dark skin and an evil laugh that sounded like Muh ha ha ha"
"Ganandorf"
"Yeah that's the guy OH……..OH………oh Naro."
" So how are ya gettin' the Master Sword back
" I was hoping you would get"
The King could just imagine Link putting on those puppy eyes again
"So I'll get the Master Sword back and you save Zelda. I can't deny those puppy eyes"
" What? Oh yes the puppy eyes routine
"So how will I get her back"
"I dunno go do that Temple shit you do"
"Ohh, the place where I get new Items"
"Yes the same place where you get items and sell them for booze and gambling"
"Yeah, I do" said link in a laughing voice
"So, link what are you not going to do with the items?"
"Oh don't tell me am"
Two hours later
"… am ..a…don't tell me"
"SELL, THEM LINK. DON'T SELL THEM"
"Oh now I understand. I got lost half way through and thought we where talking about pie"
"So, now you come around on Eponia and collect the Master Sword and.." he was cut off by Link talking
"About Eponia, I sorta sold her for some magic beans. Which I planted, and grew into a bean-plant. Come to think of it they were ordinary beans"
"Fine you can have a lend of one of my horses when you get here, Jesus you don't know how to organise yourself"
THANK YOU:
Karen Moondrop: for giving me the idea for this section so I can fill up my page
