Yo, yo wassup. This your boy Killa Pat, hittin' you motherfuckers up with chapter eleven of A Roy and Riza story. Again, I'd like to thank all of the dumb motherfuckers who've been reading and actually reviewing this story. And Southside Slider, if you reading this, FUCK U! What, just because I had the baby get snatched like in a bunch of other fics your gonna stop reading? Man fuck you motherfucking haters, and fuck everybody who reads this and don't review.

Greed: And don't forget, FUCK DANTE! And her little bitch Envy too. If you're an Envy fan then fuck you too!

Killa Pat: Yeah, what he said. Now me and Greed is gon' light up some weed and get high while you read this chapter. And check out my other story, Scar and Lust: Together Forever. And if you read it your ass better leave a review. You Greed, blaze the weed up!

Greed: -takes two puffs of the weed then passes it to me-. Enjoy the fucking story.

Killa Pat: Damn Greed, this some good ass weed…


Chapter Eleven

I walked into the house. It was dark except for the light that shone through the windows.

"So glad you could make it", a voice said from nowhere.

"I don't want to hurt you Melissa", I said to her, "but I will if I have to".

"Now, now Roy. You wouldn't talk like that to your fiancé would you?", Melissa said stepping out of the shadows.

In her arms, she held Roy Jr. He was asleep peacefully in her arms. "Too peacefully", I thought to myself.

"Give me my son", I said to her.

"I don't think so. Not while you have your gloves on", Melissa said to him.

Reluctantly, I removed my gloves and put them on the floor in front of me.

"Happy now?", I asked her.

She shook her head, "nope. I know you have at least a pistol on you, and then there's your friend outside".

"Don't do this Melissa", I said to her putting my pistol on the floor has well, "even if I do agree to my terms has soon has we get out of here you'll be arrested. And most people don't take to kindly to kidnappers".

"True", Melissa said circling me. "But then, if I got to trial, I tell everybody whose the father of your bastard child. And you get discharged from the military".

I felt a surge of anger but kept my expression calm. "Has long has my sons safe I don't care if I get discharged".

"Don't you? I thought you wanted to become fuhrer one day", she said to him.

"Not if it means sacrificing my own flesh and blood to do so", I growled at her.

"You're flesh and blood. HA! It should've been my baby. But you had to go and fuck that slut Riza didn't you?", she snapped at me.

"What makes you think that I'd even consider you has a wife? Riza is smart, beautiful, and I love her. You're obsessive, give me my son and I'll make sure that the DA isn't too hard on you".

"If you love her then why isn't she wearing that engagement ring that your mother wore?", Melissa said to him.

"She will be", I snapped back at her.

"I don't think so", Melissa said holding up her hand.

"You stole, my mothers ring!", I said, my anger rising.

"But it will be my ring soon enough", Melissa said smiling.

"You're crazy", I said to her.

"Yes, I am crazy, about you", Melissa said.

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"He did what!", I asked Fuery who cringed in fear.

"He went after her Riza. He didn't want you to know but—"

"Where is he?", Riza said cutting him off.

"Sorry Riza, can't tell you", Falman said.

I was beginning to get annoyed. My son had been kidnapped by a pshyco and Roy had gone after him.

"Fine, we'll do this the hard way", I said pulling out my pistol.

"Oh shit", I heard Breda mutter under his breath.

In a movement so fast that even I couldn't see it I pointed my pistol at Breda and fired. The shot went in between his legs just under his 'special' area, causing him to wet his pants.

"I can always aim hire", I said pointing the gun to everyone in the room. "Havoc, I know your luck with women and I'm sure you'll never need those", I said preparing to shoot.

"Ok, ok! Just don't shoot me! Roy went to an abandoned house", Havoc blurted.

He scribbled something down on a piece of paper and handed it to me, "here's the address".

I ran out the door and out of the building running in front of a taxi.

"I need to get to this address", I said handing the paper to the driver and getting in the car.

"You look like your in a hurry", the driver said.

"Shut up and drive!", I yelled pointing my gun at him.

The driver peed his pants and ran out of the car screaming. "Can't get good help these days", I thought to myself has I got into the drivers seat and floored it. Everything went well until I ran into a traffic jam.

"DAMMIT!"

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"Come on Roy, it's easy. Just take the ring, get on one knee and propose to me", Melissa said.

"No, damn it. For the last time, I won't marry you", I snarled at her.

"Fine then", Melissa said pulling out a knife, "say goodbye to your son".

"Wait!", I said to her. "If you really loved me, then you wouldn't think of causing me any pain now would you?".

"Of course not! I wouldn't think of hurting the man I loved", Melissa said.

"Then, you'd know that killing my son would hurt me greatly", I said to her, "come on Melissa you're not a killer, don't do this. Give me my son and we'll get you help".

Melissa's expression softened and she took a step forward.

"That's a good girl. Now just hand me Junior and—",

"No!", Melissa yelled. "Not until you propose to me first".

"What will be the point? We're not a good match Melissa, we'd be miserable together", I said to her.

"I don't care!", Melissa snapped, "we'll be together Roy. You'll see, we'll be happy together".

By now, Melissa was ranting and I feared that she would drop Roy Jr., who was still asleep somehow.

"Come on Melissa, I just want my son", I said to her.

"Let's get married Roy. We can live happily ever after", she said.

"She's gone off the deep end", I thought to myself. She was also coming dangerously close to dropping my son. I took two steps towards her and stopped. Behind Melissa was a table with a pill bottle on it. I looked from the pills to Roy and gasped.

"What did you do to my son?", I growled at her.

"He wouldn't shut up, so I gave him something to put him to sleep", Melissa said.

"How much did you give him?", I said in a low voice.

"Who cares", Melissa said chuckling. "We can have our own son".

Now I was beyond angry. She had drugged my child just because she couldn't stand the noise.

"Give me, my son", I said angrily.

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"Damn traffic", I thought to myself. I looked out the window and saw an alley, and it looked like I could fit through it. I drove the car through the alley nearly running over a cat. When I came out the other side I was past the traffic and I sped off towards the address.

"Almost there", I said to myself.

Suddenly a car pulled out in front of me and I slammed on the brakes. The doors to the car opened and Havoc, Breda, Falman, and Fuery stepped out of the car.

"Riza!", Havoc called, "where'd you learn to drive?".

"Get out of the way Havoc", I said to him.

"Don't hurt us, we're here to help", Falman said.

"In that case get your asses in here!".

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"For the last time Melissa. Give me my son", I snarled at her.

"Why should I? Your just going to have me locked away in a mental institute somewhere. Why do that when we could live happily ever after", she said hysterically.

I couldn't take it anymore. I reached forward and grabbed my son. Melissa tried to pull him away and in the struggle we dropped him. But it wasn't him. In fact, it wasn't even a real baby.

"A doll?", I said to her, "where the hell is my son?".

"He's here", Melissa said smiling, "but it doesn't matter".

Melissa tried to kiss me and I pushed her off of me. "Get the hell away from me", I yelled at her.

At that moment the sounds of a baby crying could be heard from upstairs. I ran towards the stairs but Melissa stepped in front of me blocking my path.

"I don't think so", she said to me.

"I'm tired of this shit", I thought to myself. I slapped Melissa across the face knocking her to the ground and ran up the stairs and into a hallway. I followed the sound of Roy's screams to one room and tried to open the door, it was locked.

"Damn it", I muttered to myself.

I kicked the door open, knocking I to the floor and burst into the room. Roy was in a crib crying. I picked him up and hugged him.

"It's ok, I'm here", I said to him.

He hugged me and I hugged him back. "You still have to get out of here", a voice in my head said. I turned and walked out of the room. Only to be stopped in the hallway by Melissa.

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Finally we got to the house. Maes was waiting outside, he walked over to me has we got out of the car.

"What're you doing here?", he asked me.

"Getting my son back", I replied walking towards the house.

Maes grabbed my arm. "I'm sorry but I can't let you go in there", he said.

"Maes, if it was Elysia what would you do?".

Before he could answer a baby crying could be heard from the house. And that was all it took, I pushed Maes off me and ran into the house. On the floor, were Roy's gloves and a pistol. I picked up the pistol and ran up the stairs and into the hallway. In the hallway, stood Roy, holding Roy Jr. "Thank God he's safe", I thought to myself. The only thing standing between Roy and getting out of here was Melissa.

"No matter where you go Roy, I'll find you. We'll be together, just you wait", Melissa said hysterically.

"I don't think so", I said pointing the pistol at Melissa.

Melissa turned around and saw the gun pointed at her face.

"Well if it isn't the little whore", Melissa said. "You're too late. Roy already proposed to me". She held up her hand that had the ring on it. "We're going to be married. And there's nothing you can do about it".

"I wouldn't marry you in a million years", Roy growled at her.

"Then explain the ring", Melissa said.

"Riza", Roy said to me, "take our son. I don't want him to see this", he said walking over to me.

"Yes, take it and go", Melissa said watching has Roy handed Junior to me.

At the same time, I slipped him his gloves without Melissa noticing. I turned to leave, I didn't want Roy Jr. seeing this.

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I put my hands in my pockets along with my gloves.

"Kiss me, Roy. I want to feel my lips against yours", Melissa said.

"Alright", I said taking a step forward, "let's put all of this behind us".

I put my hands on her waist and pulled her to me. She nearly yanked my head off has she pulls me face to hers in what has to be the worst kiss ever. But has we're 'kissing', I slip my gloves on.

"Roy", Melissa says, "that was the best kiss ever".

"For you maybe", I said holding up my hand, my fingers ready to snap. "But I thought it was pretty crappy".

Melissa's eyes widened in horror when she saw the gloves.

"Roy no!".

That was the last thing she said before I snapped my fingers.


Yay! The bitch got burned!

Greed: And her ass gon' burn in hell too.

Killa Pat: That's right, now has usual, I got some shit to say. First off, tomorrow, March 3rd, is my 15th birthday.

Greed: Happy birthday to you!

Killa Pat: That's right, I'm turning 15 tomorrow. So be sure to drop me a dime. Secondly, if you reading this, your ass better review. I'm serious, you read this and don't review and me and Greed we'll show up on your front doorstep with two AK's.

Greed: And Dante, if you read this we'll just kill you because you a BITCH!

Killa Pat: Until next time. Be sure to check out Scar and Lust: Together Forever and you better review that story if you read it. And check out that story FMA Idol. It's got some of the funniest shit in it you've ever heard. Now I ain't gon' talk your head off no more, I'ma go get me some pussy!

Greed: I'm with you on that man.

Killa Pat