A/N: Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out. I've been pretty busy with some school crap. I was working on a mini-show called "Identity Crisis," but I didn't want to let out too many KH2 spoilers. So, cue the theme song, and without futher ado, I present to you... Asorable!


Episode Nine: Coliseum Visit

"But Moooom! I don't want to go to the Coliseum!" Sora exclaimed as his mother dragged him into the gummi ship. "You're not even supposed to know it exists! And you sound drunk!"

"Sora, you shouldn't doubt your mother," the brunette said to her son.

"But what about my friends?"

"This ismother-daughter time now," she replied, buckling a seat belt around him.

"But I'm a guy!" Sora said, trying to get the seat belt off.

"... But I wanted a daughter!" his mother frowned. "Why do you think I gave you a girl's name?"

"Uh.."

"See you in the funny papers, Sora!" Riku yelled from his own gummi ship as it flew by Sora and his mother. Riku's ship had all of the fangirls, to the Chinese girl's dissent. He laughed and zoomed off to the coliseum.

Axel drove by with all of the Organization.. who were pretty much dead, but they were alive because I felt like it. Their gummi ship was all black (duh). Marluxia was arguing with Axel at the controls, "come on! Let me drive! I was like the leader back in Chain of Memories!"

"No!" Axel yanked the wheel away from Marluxia. "I have one of the lead roles in KH2! So back off! I lived longer than you!"

"I don't care! I have a scythe!"

"So who do you think you are? The grim reaper?"

"... Maybe."

Vincent drove another gummi ship by, which had most of the Final Fantasy characters in it. They said nothing.. except Yuffie, who always says something.

Sora groaned and fidgeted in his seat as the ship began to lift off. "You don't even know how to drive!" Sora shouted to his mother in the captain's seat. "You can't even ride a bike yet!"

"Sora, I raised you. And you saved the universe!" she replied happily.

"Yeah, but.."

"We'll be fine," his mother said as they crashed into a cluster of palm trees.

"Right," Sora groaned as they began to take off.

A few hours later, because Sora's mom got lost, they crashed into the coliseum.

"It's about time you got here," Riku said, wearing a leopard-print coat, a purple hat, and some sunglasses. A bunch of fangirls were standing around him.

Axel walked by while carrying a sea-salt ice cream thing from Twilight Town. "Psh, are you trying to be a pimp?" Axel asked Riku with a disgusted air.

"Um.." Riku pulled his shades off," ... maybe."

"Dude, you totally suck."

"Yeah, leopard-print isn't your style," Sora said.

Riku's mother stepped out of Sora's ship, "Riku Whatever-Your-Middle-Name-Is!"

Riku's eyes widened, "uh oh." He threw his pimp outfit at Axel, who fell down.

"Don't try to pin this whole rap on me!" the spikey red-head yelled from underneath the leopard-print coat.

"Hey, Axel," Roxas asked questioningly, "how old are you?"

"Technically, I'm supposed to be dead, and you're not supposed to exist. So I don't really know."

"You shouldn't say things like that," Roxas replied, starting to sound sympathetic. Axel smiled in his sweet, little-kid-like posture. "You shouldn't say things like that. People don't like it when you give spoilers to the game."

"I thought you were gonna say something nice!" Axel snapped.

"I'm just being considerate of the fans! We all know that Aerith dies too!"

"Oh my god, no she doesn't!" Axel leaped up from his position underneath Riku's pimp attire and slapped a gloved hand over Roxas' mouth.

"Up yours! You're not my real brother!" Roxas ripped his hand off and ran into the coliseum.

"Someone needs a nap," Roxas' mom said in a baby-voice.

"What the?" Sora raised a brow at the blonde woman. "Where did you come from!"

"Well... I can't really tell you that because of what Roxas just said about spoilers. You know, I taught him about that."

"Sora," Sora's mother grinned at her son, "have you ever played the game 'Realm of Soul'?"

"Uh, no. What's that?" he said.

"Oh my gosh!" Roxas' mother squealed, "I can't believe you've never told him about our game!"

"Haha," Roxas teased, coming out from behind a pillar. "You're stupid."

Sora began to cry as his mother consoled him. "Don't worry, Sora. When I was your age, Roxas' mom picked on me all of the time too."

"Yeah. Well it's not my fault she was ugly and stupid. That's why she became an alcoholic," Roxas' mom inquired.

Sora's mother rolled up her sleeve, about to fight. "You see? It's all part of the circle of life," she said in a sing-song voice. Then a bunch of lions came on the screen and started to sing.

"Tell me about the game!" Sora whined.

"Oh right. You see. When I was your age..." Sora's mother began.

"Nooooooo!" Sora covered his ears, "not a corny flashback!"

"Yes, a corny flashback!" Roxas' mother snapped.

"I'll just tell you in a nutshell," Roxas said, coming out from behind the pillar, "to save all of us... Not because I like you."

"Fine.." Sora groaned.

"Realm of Soul is a game like Kingdom Hearts and our mothers had roles just like ours and your mother saved the world and mine ran around doing stuff. And your mother had to go and save her friends and one of them turned evil." Roxas coughed, although it sounded like he said "Riku's mom" in the middle of it. "But then she wasn't evil anymore... so..."

"Does that mean my mom married Kairi's dad?" Sora's eye grew wide.

"Well.. uh... no. But somehow in the process.. Kairi was adopted."

"Nooooooo!" Kairi began to sob.

"Okay, that's enough angst for one episode!" Marluxia said.

"Agh! What the hell?" Sora jumped into Kairi's arms out of fear. Thus, Kairi fell over.

"You!" Marluxia pointed his scythe at Kairi, "you bitch! You ruined my life!"

"Psh.." Kairi attempted to push Sora off of her. "You don't even have a life to ruin!"

"Oh no you did not!"

"Oh yes I did."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Hades appeared in a burst of blue flame... Catching Sora's nifty KH2 outfit on fire. Thus, Sora obtained the wisdom form... But it went away in .769858601 seconds so no one would freak out over spoilers.

"Everyone knows we're in our KH2 outfits, right?" Kairi suddenly said, as Marluxia tried to bitch-slap her.

"I guess they do now.." Sora shrugged, "I love you."

"What?"

"I said.. I love... pie!" Sora grinned nervously.

"Oh my gosh!" Kairi bounced up and down, "me too!"

"Get to the frigging point!" Roxas smacked Sora on the head.

"Oh right.." Sora put his hands behind his head, "thisepisode doesn't have a point."

"Oh, that's lovely," Roxas rolled his eyes. "There better be a resolution nextepisode because it's supposed to be the last one."

"Roxas!" Roxas' mom slapped him on the head, "what did I tell you about spoilers?"

"Ow!" Roxas rubbed his head. "Well there's going to be a sequel!"

"Baka!" his mother smacked his head again.

"Okay, okay! Just end the flipping episode already!" Roxas said as the screen faded to black and credits began to appear, along with a disclaimer stating that Mandy Smirkke does not own Kingdom Hearts or just about anything else she mentions.