A/N: Yes, this is the last chapter, but fear not.. If you have me on alert then you'll know when the sequel that you're not supposed to know about comes out. Sorry for the shortness, but, heh... Well... I got lazy. Bwahahahaha. Cue the theme song!


Episode Ten: We Have... Pie...

"Well, I'm glad we're home.." Sora said, collapsing onto a seemingly, randomly placed couch.

"You've fallen for my trap!" Marluxia sprung out from the ground in a fury of black, Organization blackness.

"Huh?" Sora disappeared.

"Oh noes!" Kairi cried.

Marluxia approached Roxas, "Roxas. Join us! In the sequel, you can be a goth with us!"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Roxas covered his ears.

"We wear all black!" Zexion replied sharply. "Duh. Of course we're goths. How could you not know that, you skater-pretty boy?"

"La-la-la! I'm not listening!"

"Roxas!" Axel boomed, "join us on the darkside! We have..."

"Cookies?" Roxas began to pay attention.

"No!"

"Aw man."

"Pie!"

"No!" Kairi fell to the ground to be dramatic, "but.."

The Organization stared at her.. As well as Roxas. But not Sora.. But his mom did.. And so did Roxas mom... and..

"Shut up, already!" the Chinese girl yelled, smacking the author, who was narrating in the background, "just get on with the story!"

Right.. my bad...

Kairi looked as if she were about to cry, "but... but.. Sora.. loves.. pie!" Dramatic soap-opera music began to play in the background.

"Will someone turn that crap off?" Tifa yelled all the way from Traverse Town... Wait.. where are we anyway? The narrator looked to the alley where someone was telling her where they were. Oh.. right... The world that--I mean... Deep Dive City.

"Shouldn't it be raining? And shouldn't I be wearing a blindfold?" Riku asked.

Roxas pulled out a piƱata and blind-folded Riku. Riku was then spun around five times and given a bat.. which was a bad idea.

"Ow!" Marluxia shrieked, hopping on one foot, "that was my shin! Sohow about it Roxas? Will you join the darkside and receive pie? Or will the light swallow you whole?"

"Aren't I supposed to be a good guy because of my blonde hair?"

"No.. Bad guys are always hot blondes," a pink-haired anime girl wearing sun-glasses said, walking out of the alley.

"Kiyoshi!" someone yelled, "you're not supposed to show up yet!"

"Haha... my bad..." the anime girl grinned and ran away.

"Well.. I guess she's right," Roxas itched the back of his neck. "What the heck? I'll join you."

"Wait!" Olette, the brunette girl from Twilight Town ran into the scene.

"Whaaaat?" Roxas asked annoyedly (I can't believe that's not a word!).

"We have to reach thirteen thousand words before we can end the story!"

"Oh my god. You mean I have to be stuck with you longer?"

Hayner ran into the scene. "Roxas! ... Um... The author took my line out so now I have nothing to say."

"It didn't contain shounen-ai did it?" Roxas raised a brow.

"Oh hell no."

"Okay thank goodness."

"Thank Darkness!" Marluxia yelled.

Sora walked out of the ground, "sorry. I left my keyblade up here.. I had to come back and get it."

"Sora don't go!" Kairi threw herself around Sora in an embrace.

"Uh.. what?"

"They have..." Kairi's eyes shifted around, ".. pie."

"But Kairi... I.."

"You love pie!"

"No I don't.."

"That's what you told me!"

"No I said I love yo...rkshire mints!"

"Oh."

"Stop the madness!" Roxas cut in, "filler sucks! And we all know it! End the show already!"

"You have 24 hours," Saix said as he snapped his fingers and disappeared, leaving a bunch of heartless and nobodies for everyone to fight until the next season. YES IT'S THE END!