A/N: A drabble song fic to Shania Twain's 'Whatever You Do, Don't!' I own pretty much nothing... though I wouldn't mind owning Draco Malfoy. Review, review, review!

Whatever You Do...

Deep in Denialville,
Trying to fight the way I feel.
I go Jell-O when you smile,
I start blushing, my head rushing.

I look up from my dessert to see him grinning at me.
Is it safe to assume that he even looks better than my dessert tastes?
His lips are pink – like when we finish kissing. His cheeks are lightly flushed – like after we break the rules in his room. His hair falls over his eyes – like it does when he sleeps.
He is such a wonderful secret.

If you stand too close to me,
I might melt down from the heat.
If you look my way one more time,
I'm gonna go out of my mind.

I feel his hand brush mine as we stand watching an experiment in Potions class.
Is it just me or are the Dungeons suddenly… way too hot?
His skin is surprisingly soft – and it always feels unbelievable on my bare stomach. His touch is gentle – which is why I love being with him. His fingers give me shivers all the way up my arm – but when we're alone, his fingers roam elsewhere.
He can't possibly know how he affects me.

Whatever you do…
Don't even think about it,
Don't go and get me started!
Don't you dare drive me crazy,
Don't do that to me baby!

Just two more hours until classes are over.

You stop me in my tracks,
My heart pumping to the max.
I'm such a sucker for your eyes,
They permanently paralyze.

I feel his breath on my neck as he gently pushes me to a wall in a more abandoned corridor.
Is it coincidence that we picked the same time to go to the restroom?
His breath is hot – like it is when he kisses my collarbone and murmurs my name over and over. His left hand finds my waist – like it always does when we're this close. His right hand is buried in my hair – like it always is when he's serious.
His tongue darts out and skims my ear before he says "See you tonight" and I honestly don't think I can make it back to class.

Whatever you do…
Don't even think about it,
Don't go and get me started!
Don't you dare drive me crazy,
Don't do that to me baby!

Just one more hour until he's out of dentention with McGonagall.

You got my heart under attack,
You give me shivers down my back.
Do you have to walk the way you do?
I get weak just watching you.


I glance up from my book in my dorm to see him with a crooked smile on his face.
How do I make it through a single day of classes without feeling him?
His robe falls to the floor – like he's going to take off all of his clothes. He kicks off his shoes – like he's going to get into bed with me. He smirks, crawls to me, and begins undressing me – like we're going to make love until we can't stay awake any longer.
His hand touches my waist. "I missed you Granger." I run my fingers down his side. "I missed you Malfoy." I grin and I get what I've been waiting for all day.

Whatever you do…
Don't even think about it,
Don't go and get me started!
Don't you dare drive me crazy,
Don't do that to me baby!