A/N: Wheee! My first blurb::bounces: I wrote this in class due while trying to get my writing muse back, unfortnantly its still failing me :pouts: so my updates might take awhile. I think I killed it off with a one shot I wrote a bit ago, but won't be posted till I feel ready. XD. But I had this idea... so have fun! Just a bit of nonsensical humor!
Disclaimer: Not mine. At all. Really..
Amused? Not really.
Actually, there was nothing humorous about this.
Kaito did not care if half the class was roaring in laughter.
Kaito did not care if even Hakuba... even bloody Hakuba! was cracking a smile.
Kaito did NOT see anything funny about this.
Not like he could break a smile anyway.
Skirts he could handle.
Being flirted to by men he could handle.
THIS he could not handle.
Hakuba was lucky. He got squirrels. Nice fuzzy creature that could stay warm. Not the smartest thing in the world, but fast and sweet. And they had teeth, I mean you can bother people with big teeth and enough chittering.
Squirrels were good.
Very good.
But right now Kaito defiantly did not like Akako.
Actually loathing was probably a better word.
And as if everything wasn't bad enough- the woman had to go on VACATION for a week.
He squirmed.
People laughed.
He cursed and watched the words float away without him.
More laughter.
Kaito slammed his head down in exasperation. He absolutely couldn't... in the foggiest (some situations just called for Hakubaisms) understand how the situation was so hilarious.
And Hakuba was laughing...
Hakuba...
No... life was defiantly not fair.
When the teacher entered her classroom ten minutes later she stared puzzled at the laughing students and looked suspiciously, "Alright class... what did Kuroba-kun do this time?"
Keiko looked at the teacher grinning, "Erm nothing Sensei! We were just laughing at Aoko-chan's new pet!"
A elbow hit Keiko's side and Aoko scowled at her friend, "He's not my pet!"
"Now now Aoko..." Hakuba grinned and winked at the girl, "She's being modest! Akako gave her an early birthday present!"
"Oh?"
"Yes sensei!" said Keiko stifling laughter, "Since Akako was going to the tropics for vacation she decided to give Aoko something before she left, and decided something from the islands."
"Really?"
"Yup! See! Move over Aoko! Show Sensei your pet!" Aoko burned crimson as Keiko pulled her over.
"He's not my pet!" but no one was listening as the teacher's eyes widened.
"Did that thing just do a summersault... and a, no THREE FLIPS?"
"Also has a tendency to change colours, its the third time in five minutes, I think its still pretty young and craving attention" said Hakuba smirking.
There was another leap causing water to splash towards the detective; however, Hakuba easily moved away.
"I don't think he likes you," said Aoko laughing.
"Not surprising, well he better be careful or I might decide this is a perfect time to give up being a thief catcher, and take up fishing."
There was another loud splash, bigger this time.
People sputtered laughter as the creature traveled around almost angrily in the bowl.
The teacher shook her head, "Well I'll just let you ummm study your unusual pet. Just make sure you finish your work by tomorrow."
"Yes Sensei!" said the group.
She turned before leaving, "Oh and do you know where Kuroba-kun is?"
The laughter was deafening.
She raised an eyebrow and Aoko, struggling for air grinned, "I'll... tell him Sensei.. he's umm also on vacation."
"Alright then..." said the teacher as she went into her office.
As the laughter continued, the fish in Aoko's tank slowly swam to the bottom of the tank and glowered out at the class for all in the world... sulking.
