This is my next chapter, a little messed up
Chapter 2
After math
The SSBM team fell through three levels of their mansion.
"You guys have major problems!" The stranger said when he got down to them.
"What did you just say?" Asked Luigi.
"Haha, so how many of you are dead anyway?" The stranger asked.
"Well..." Zelda begins to check everyone after she got up. "Y.Link is hurt, but nothing too serious. DK is fine, except when peach gets up. Pichu might be dead, or maybe he is just knocked out. Link's Master sword is still stuck in the ceiling. Ness is dead, don't ask me how. So is Mewtwo from thinking too hard. Roy is dead from Mr.G&W giving him a paper cut. Nana is dead but Popo isn't, (like he can last very long without Nana). Kirby is still saying 'Hiiii' to himself in the mirror upstairs. Marth's left leg is gone, but you know those Japanese, they can survive somehow after something like that happens. Fox is dead with a huge hole going through his stomach...Everyone else looks OK to me." She finally finishes.
Peach gets up, "who are you anyway?"
"I'm A Jew..." The stranger begins.
"Eww...we don't want you, you stupid Jew!" Yells Gannondorf, while picking up a bunch of the dead bodies throwing them at A Jew.
"Calm down!" A Jew yells again.
"Don't tell any of us to calm down!" Peach yelled when she got up.
Everyone who was alive, Y.Link, Zelda, Popo, Gannondorf, Marth, Peach, Luigi, D.Mario, Pichu, and somehow Pikachu, Jigglypuff, C.Falcon, Samus, Yoshi, Link, DK, Bowser, Mr.G&W, and Falco all used their strongest move on the stupid Jew and sent him flying out of the mansion in 17.3362 pieces.
Just then, Kirby flew down from the top floor of the mansion, getting popped by one of A Jew's stray fingers.
"I think we need some help." said Popo.
"Yeah, we really do, this all happened because we don't know how to understand each other, and we live in the same mansion." said Samus.
"How about we hire a teacher to teach us how to talk, well actually, teach the few of us that need to learn English..." Peach said in a raceist way.
"Mario! Mario wake up big brother! You can't die on me!" Luigi interrupted.
"...!" Link screams at Luigi.
"Yeah Luigi, listen to Link, your brother is dead and you can't do anything about it." Zelda tried to explain to him.
"NO, NEVER!" Luigi screamed, going crazy.
"OK, fine, whatever, we need to get in some kind of class to teach each other how to talk so this doesn't happen again." Peach finished.
"Well, I did go to a counselor about my obsession of killing Link, he really helped me see the light, the 'Dark light' Mwahahahahahaha! Huhum, sorry about that, I still have mental outbreaks like that." Gannondorf said almost losing it.
"It's worth a try, I guess." C.Falcon said.
-------------------------------------------------"Where is the phone?" asked Bowser, Fox still stuck to his back, wanting to call the counselor as soon as he could.
"It's right here..." Zelda hands him the phone.
"Wait...Since when did we have a phone?" Zelda asked.
"I don't know." Bowser said in reply. "How do you use it anyway?" he asked.
"..." Explained Y.Link even though he is from an earliertime then Bowser.
"Okaaayyyy, whatever" Bowser roared.
"Have Gannondorf call him so he can get us to him as soon as possible." Zelda said.
So, Gannondorf called the counselor toget a meeting with him.
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When they all got there, they realized it wasn't a normal counselor. They got into his office, which is so small that they couldn't all fit invery easily.
Luigi, dragging Mario's dead body behind him, gets in there first. When he walks in the counselor starts laughing really hard. "What?" Luigi asked the counselor.
"Are you stupid?" The counselor asked.
"Why?" Luigi asks.
"Because you have your dead brothers body in your hand."
"He still has a chance!" Luigi screams at him. "See, he can move his head." Luigi moves Mario's head. It falls off. "Well, maybe he needs to get his head sowed back on, but he is alright!"
A bunch of baby heads rolled out from under the counselors desk. Then, the party realized that their counselor was joebthegreat.
"Wait a second..." Peach started. "Since when are you smart enough to be a counselor?" She asks him.
"Since I threatened to eat the President's baby's head." Joeb explained.
"Oh, that makes since..." Peach said.
"Get everyone in here so we can start." Joeb told them.
"Squeeze in here everyone!" Peach yelled at them.
They all had to fit into a room that is about 10ft X 10ft. Once they all somehow squeezed in they started their lessons.
"OK so who needs the most help?" Joeb asked.
They all pointed to Joeb. "Why do I need help?" he asked them.
"Because, we don't like humans who aren't part of SSBM!"
Joeb started to back up and tripped into a bucket of rice. The rice slowly ate his body."Goooooooog" was his last word as his skin slowly melted off.
"Well, that was pointless." Bowser said.
"Pichu Pichu." Pichu said.
"No! He was my counselor!" Gannondorf started to cry.
"It's alright Mario, we will find someone else to help us." Luigi said, still talking to his headless brother.
"Lets go back to the mansion and find out something else...we need a teacher, not a counselor anyway." C.Falcon said.
I have no idea what I just wrote.
Read, Reveiw, whatever, but have fun with it!
