11Yay this is chapter 3! Enjoy my crazy stupidity! This will ruin me because it's not that funny to those who don't know me, or my friends. I hope you can at least finish this story and I will come out with a better story next week, or soon.

WARNING: Not funny!

Speech lessons


A few days later they finally find someone to teach the SSBM group how to talk to each other.

"Everyone quite down." The teacher said as everyoneis gettingready for the first day ofclass to start.

The teacher was a not a normal person, but he was smart...or so they thought. The teacher wouldn't tell them his name, he had everyone call him "Mom".

"Tea...er...Mom" Luigi began to ask, "When can you teach Mario to talk again? It gets boring without him talking as much as he usualydoes?"

"We will help him when the moon turns from blue to red in one night." The teacher told Luigi in a sarcastic way.

"Ok...I'm going to go watch forit rightnow! Don't worry Mario we will get you help soon, lets go wait for the moon to change."

"..." Y.Link tried to explain to him, yet Luigi couldn't hear him.

They all just watched as he left the room, dragging Mario's dead, stinky body out the door.

"Lets begin." The teacher said. "Ok, I understand that Y.Link, Link, and Marth need the most help...there is no help for the Pokemon or they would have rebelled against humans awhile ago."

No one laughed. Who would, he is just a teacher.

"First lesson is...don't drive under the influence of Anime. Second, don't do anything under the influence of Anime. And third, George Bush sucks." The teacher told them. "Oh yeah, one more thing...don't fail the test of life, it's easy, if you do, just go commit suicide."

"Anyway, it's time for Marth to come to the front of the class." The teacher said.

Marth just stared at him.

"Ok, if you don't come up to the front of the class, I'll just take you into the back room." The teacher said in an evil sadistic way followed by a laugh and lightning in the background.

Marth just stared at him.

The teacher grabbed his arm and pulled him into the closet, his leg somehowreginerated itself. The closet doorclosed.

The SSBM team waited, and waited. After about ten minutes they heard the most horrifying scream you can ever hear. You know, like the scream on Resident Evil 4 when you shoot some girl zombie thing off of a high place.

Gannondorf was still sulking over his dead counselor but now wastrying to listen in to what was happening in the closed closet.

Marth is the first to walk out.

"'Ello everyone."Marth says in a fancy English voice.

They all just stare at him. The teacher walks out of the closet.

"Now then, who's next?" The teacher asks.

Everyone freaks out, not knowing what happened to Marth. They jumped and ran out of the room. "What seems to be the problem?" The teacher asks all of them.

But before the teacher could say anything more, everyone was out of the room.

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A few days later they all came back to theclass, except Marth, who disappeared the night after something happened to him in the closet. Don't ask me why they would return after that.

"Ok, lets continue where we left off." The teacher began. "Have any of you ever thought about what really causes the people in Resident Evil 4 to turn into those weird zombie bug things?"

"What does that have to do with anything?" Peach asked.

"...Shut up, I'm trying to teach here!" The teacher yelled. "Anyway, if you watch Anime it will make you go crazy and join that weird colt of problemed peoples."

"Ok, that was a warm up...Now I would like Y.Link to come up here."

Y.Link hesitated for a moment. "Come on, I won't bite...or will I?"

Y.Link slowly walked up there. "Time to go into the closet." The teacher told him.

He didn't want to, but realized if he didn't he would end up in a worse place then Marth is, where ever he went.

They both walked into the closet.

No screams came out this time. About twelve in a half minutes later Y.Link came out of the closet. Link fell on the floor and started convulsing like he was having a heart attack or something.

"Mwahahahahahaha!" Yelled the teacher. "I have infected Y.Link with the virus that they used in RE4 by making him watch Anime! Now since Link is Y.Link's future self, he is the one that the virus awakened in! Now you will all die from the hands of your friends! Marth, get in here!"

Nothing happened.

"Well then, forget Marth." The teacher said.

Link just exploded on the ground. Everyone started after the teacher. Going crazy on him for doing whatever he did to their friends. They almost got to him when all of a sudden he turned into one of those monsters.

"He must have watched Anime." Zelda said.

Before they killed him his last words were, "Tell your mom I, MakuTheElf, will be late tonight", and he melted away.

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Later that night they had fried, melted,elf.


I bet your asking me "Why didyou write this?" Well because everything in here is the actual Maku at home when no one is looking (except the turning into the creature thing, or does he?). I had to kill him off, and what better way to do that then show his ture self andpiss him off in the process.

My friends might laugh...You won't.

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