A/N: This chapter makes me happy. I love this one, it's the best written of all of them and the single coolest character that I've ever come up with is in here: Ann Horton. :D She's the coolest…I'll have to write her story sometime….that'll be fun.

Captain's log: Star date 56335.4

Tuvok is in a state of emotional brake down, literally. He grabbed Ensign Gablocks of the Science department and kissed her, so much for Vulcan reserve. He is presently in sickbay being examined by the doctor.

Chapter Five

Faith Gablocks

I was still in shock about Lieutenant Commander Tuvok kissing me in front of the entire Mess Hall, also about my tripping.

"Why me?" I asked my friends after Ensign Vorik led Tuvok out of the Mess Hall.

"Uh...you were there...?" My friend Lieutenant Zared Dacus said.

"That doesn't help much" I responded sarcastically. "I still can't believe I was the one that Tuvok kissed."

"Don't worry they'll forget that when this episode--err...uh...incident, is over we'll all forget about this." My strangest friend, Ensign Ann Horton, said somewhat encouragingly. For some reason she has this strange idea that Voyager is an old 'television' program, who knows where she gets those ideas from.

We finished our lunch then Zared and I had to go onto duty. Ann and my other friend, Lieutenant Hunter Walking went of to do whatever they usually do while we were on duty.

Zared and I walked together until we reached Astrometrics where I went in to start my duty shift and he continued to Engineering.

Seven of Nine was in there and she told me to search for an M-class world that had sufficient vegetation for us to re-supply our food stores.

While I was doing that Ensign Martin Whipstaff came in, late as always.

"Ensign Whipstaff, you are required to arrive on your duty shift on time." Seven said sharply, glancing over her shoulder to look at him.

He's in trouble, I thought, grinning in my mind.

"Sorry, Seven" he said sounding drunk.

"Ensign, have you been drinking?" Seven enquired.

"No," he said grinning in my direction.

I turned back to my work in disgust. He took up his station beside me and started to do the assignment that Seven had given him.

"So, I herd Tuvok kissed you today in the Mess Hall." Martin said casually.

"Yes, he did." I responded shortly.

"Well, I'm jealous." He said then swiped me into an embrace, kissing me.

Why me? I asked myself as I shoved him into the center station of Astrometrics. He hit it and stared at me in surprise. Seven was calling a security team into there. I don't know why she was calling security.

The security team arrived one minute later. Seven told them to escort Martin to sickbay. She told me also to go there with them.

I walked a little ways behind them. I didn't trust them; they kept glancing back at me.

When we reached there The Doctor checked us over and dismissed the security team.

"You're fine, but I'd like you to take the rest of the day off." He said to me after examining me.

I went to my quarters to relax, on the way passing several crewmen. I fell asleep and then what felt like one second later, but was actually around midnight, I herd a party raging next door in the Mess Hall that woke me up.

I went and looked.

It was.

I stood and stared, I was still in my uniform--it was wrinkly. I stared at nine particular people--Janeway, Chakotay, Tuvok, Kim, Paris, Torres, Neelix, Seven and The Doctor.

I quickly went back to my room and asked the computer how many parties were happing on Voyager. 15, I read. So, one on each deck I thought in utter (not) joy.

I decided to go undercover and see what this party was about.

I changed into something other than my uniform, a dress. Then went back over to the Mess Hall.

I decided I would meet people. I walked over to someone with black hair and blue eyes and is as tall as Seven.

"Well who are you?" She asked.

"I'm Faith" I said to her, "and you?"

"Natiley."

"Cool."

It was a crazy party I soon found out. Actually the people at the party were crazy, meaning the crew. I sneaked out and went to the other parties.

I took a PADD with me and accounted for every member of the crew. They all--including The Doctor--were mad.

OK, I thought miserably, the crew is mad. Life is fun.

I returned to the Mess Hall to see what else was happing there.

I had found my friends on deck 15 for some strange reason. Well, they said it was less crowded.

I went to the Mess Hall, after stopping by my quarters to get something, right when Harry grabbed Seven--she started to giggle--and kissed her full on the lips.

The room broke into wild cheers and applauding.

Ooookay, I thought in shock--staring at the kissing Harry and Seven.

Then I noticed Natiley talk to Chakotay and I walked over to her to say 'Hi'.

"Hi!" I said enthusiastically to her hugging her.

"Hi!" She responded, hugging me back. "Well, I have some business I need to attend to." She said smiling.

"OK," I said in response.

Natiley and Chakotay left and a second later I returned to my quarters.

When I reached there, I told the computer to activate the small camera that I had planted on Natiley.

The camera flew of Natiley on my command.

Natiley and Chakotay moved together and kissed.

"Sick," I said to no one in particular.

Then I saw someone, holding a phaser--startling them, enter they gradually entered the light until only her head was still in the dark.

An oddly familiar voice said, "break apart, Chakotay stay here. Natiley go away from here or I'll stun you and drag you to the brig."

Natiley left the room quickly.

Then Chakotay and the stranger were alone in the room.

"Who are you?" Chakotay asked the stranger.

In response the stranger stepped out of the shadows.

"Kathryn? What are you doing here?" Chakotay asked in shock.

"Helping you." Came Janeway's response.

"This is mushy" I said with a slight laugh, sitting back in my chair to watch.

Chakotay asked, "How?"

"You know you love me--why turn your back on me for a crewmen?" Janeway asked Chakotay.

"I don't know." he responded.

"So kiss me." she ordered.

And they did. I got sick of it after an hour, where they only varied from their kissing only to breathe.

I went back to the party, telling the computer to record what happened between them.

When the morning all the parties dissipated because people were tired. Even Janeway and Chakotay broke apart, I wouldn't be surprised if they went of to one of their quarters to sleep. Which is just fine with me, I need the bridge.

I found Martin Whipstaff on the bridge, asleep. I moved him into the conference room. Then I got to work.

I went around the bridge making sure that everything on the bridge was OK.

We had slight movement I stopped the ship. Everything else was OK.

I went to the science station to see when the crew went crazy.

I sat down at the science station and started to search for the first signs of madness in the crew.

"Natiley comes aboard; Natiley disrupts Captain/First Officer wedding; medical examination by doctor; Natiley attackers The Doctor; Natiley gets thrown in brig; Tuvok mind melds with Natiley; Tuvok kisses me. Hummm...must be around when Tuvok mind melds with Natiley." I read and thought aloud.

I sat and stared at the screen, thinking.

"Well, scene I'm the only one that is still sane, I guess Tuvok should meld with me; assuming that he got the insane virus from Natiley." I thought aloud again, trying to come up with a way to do that.

Then it hit me. I thought about the idea, mentally okayed it, then I went to put it into action.

That night there were more partying going on.

I walked into the Bridge where the command crew and others were partying. I spotted Tuvok dancing with B'Elanna Torres.

When the song ended I walked over to him and, taking a deep breath asked, "Do you want to mind-meld with me?"

"Sure" was his response. Janeway and Chakotay were in the ready room--kissing for a change.

We went into the conference room and he placed his hand on my face, and said "My mind to your mind, Faith Gablocks." And then I saw his mind and I walked a step foreword but then a booming, male—Tuvok's, voice said, "Ensign Faith Gablocks is not with us--Ensign Faith Gablocks will submit to the Psi2000 virus." A new voice took over--Seven's; "Resistance is futile."

I covered my ears trying not to listen to the voices around me. I ran foreword to find the calm stable Tuvok that was suppose to be in charge of the mind.

I became lost in a few seconds. This is a maze and you should be able to find the memory part of Tuvok's brain--you're a scientist. I thought angrily to myself.

I found the memory part a few minutes after I started to search. I quickly found the memory of Tuvok before the Psi2000 virus had hit him.

I found that part and tried to contact it. And failed.

"That part of Tuvok is dead!" The booming voice of Tuvok told me.

#"I know!" I yelled back. Then it hit me! I quickly moved back time in Tuvok's memory and found his memories of his Starfleet academy history class. I ran through them until I found the one where he learned about the Psi2000 virus. I found what I needed and left that part of his mind.

I went to work in a complicated process that is hard to explain, but after ten minutes of complicated work--and many taunts from the command crew--I succeed.

"HA! TAKE THAT, SPI2000 VIRUS!" I yelled at the now silent bridge crew.

Tuvok walked out of the wall saying groggily "Ensign Gablocks what are you doing in my mind?"

I took a deep breath and explained. Tuvok was silent when I finished.

"I would not know how to quickly cure the entire crew." He stated bluntly.

"I do," and I told him.

"Do you know for certain?" He asked when I finished my simple plan.

"The Psi2000 virus was transmitted through perspiration you nerve pinching everyone on the ship is an excellent way to do that. They won't be able to be re-infected by the people that you already cured!" I explained delightedly.

Tuvok looked in my mind to see if I really thought that would work. It said so.

"Well the sooner we do this, the better. I need to cut the meld now." And Tuvok did.

We walked out onto the bridge and started to nerve pinch everyone--Tuvok did anyway.

Then we went to deck two and through fifteen then asked the computer if any one was still conscious--besides us. It said 'No'.

We went back to the bridge to check up on Voyager itself. We stabilized the minor inconsistencies that we found.

The crew started to revive and I explained what all had happened--conveniently forgetting about the spying on Janeway and Chakotay (later I deleted that piece of memory from the computer).

They told Tuvok to take Natiley to the brig and to keep her there. He did do that.

I walked over to my science station and collapsed into the chair, closing my eyes.

"Tired?" Ensign Harry Kim asked me coming over to me.

I opened my eyes and nodded. "I don't have ever-lasting endurance like Vulcans do. In the last two days I have gotten fourteen hours of sleep." I yawned deeply.

"Ensign Gablocks, I order you to go to you're quarters and go to sleep." Captain Janeway ordered me.

I obeyed. I also got to yell at the people in the Mess Hall that I had the quarters next to it and I was under direct orders to get some sleep from the captain. They were quiet.