Intro for the Unintroduced.
Season 1's Happenings (You're currently reading Season 2):
Once upon a time, there were people; human beings complete with hatred, sorrow, and hubris. They had destroyed their own planet, and, forseeing their doom, began to search for a new planet, with a chunk of hope literally falling from the sky.
MORONS! Haha!
The Humans left their homes in search of power and knowledge, leaving the motherland, Coral, to pursue ever-new dreams on the Planet Ragol. Of course, there can't be a story with protagonists as foolish as average humans, now can there? That's where Red Ring Rico comes into play. Her and Jordan Sye (Or Sye Jordan to those who dislike Japanese-Ordered naming) researched the native animals and life of Ragol. Life was great, and so was the sex. Then something terrible happened.
And that, kiddies, is when our story begins!
There was an explosion in the Central Dome, the first colony of Ragol. During the explosion, which was caused by Dark Falz, the God of Destruction and a pawn of the Profound Darkness, Rico managed to shield herself from the horrendous explosion, but Sye died in the blast. In sorrow and anger, Rico began her quest to destroy that which destroyed her comrades. But this isn't about Rico. It's about Sye. Soon after Rico left on her mission, Sye was revived by a force he identified to be the Great Light. Sye didn't waste this chance, and soon went after Rico.
He didn't know that the ship carrying the main load of those migrating to the new world, Ragol, had arrived when the explosion had occured.
On Sye's way, he met Nyreal, who was a raw-recruit Force fresh out of, as he said, Ninja Magic school. His team, the Ranger
and Force and Hunter, Light and Moonlight and Abyss respectively, were also out with Nyreal for the task of surveying the new planet for any dangers. Eventually, they met an Android who was foiled in her attempt to absorb the consciousness of Pioneer 2 into her own, as an attempt to create a vague soul. Sye sacrificed his life once again, and disappeared completely.
Six years passed, and eventually Sye had found his way into a new body, and was lured into a temple. This temple was to be used as a place for the madman Zio to perform a rite. Sye, having no memory of his past self, helped Zio perform the right using his connection to the Great Light through his various resurrections. Zio absorbed the unlimited powers of the Great Light during this time, and became as a God. Sye was nearly killed in the resulting battle and explosion. You see, a team of Hunters was dispatched from Pioneer 2 to investigate strange energy readings in a temple. Two of the defeated, Sage and Labyrinth, marvelled at the power of the DemiGod, who referred to himself as Zionus after the Right. They survived, and it led to his eventual undoing. Sye, who was alive, and had recovered his memory in the temporary connection to No-Space (the dimension of souls, and of Light and Darkness), gathered his old companions and set about destroying him on their own.
Eventually, Zionus overthrew the government of P2, and controlled all things; he constantly poisoned the airwaves with his message of salvation and purpose to those who followed him. Labyrinth created a Resistance, and gathered all able Hunters to his cause. War raged on. Nyreal and company joined the Resistance, and assisted greatly.
Eriror, Zionus's right hand man, was a constant rival of Nyreal, and near the end of the struggle between Zionus and The Resistance, shattered Nyreal's weapon, the Masamune. Nyreal's comerades brought him materials to fix it, and that forged his current weapon, Shoun Lumiere, the sword of wind and light.
Light, Nyreal's former Hunting partner and love interest, met with Nyreal on the night before The Resistance's final offensive against Zionus and bid goodbye in her own way. She had left to fight Zionus, and Nyreal followed. As it turned out, Light was the Right Hand of God, and the earthly agent of all that was holy. She fought Zionus to return the powers of the Great Light, and managed to mortally wound Zionus, though he eventually killed her after a long struggle.
Nyreal entered Zionus' Citadel as an advance agent, and killed Eriror with his new blade. Then, with the help Resistance fighters such as X Launcher (a legendary hunter) and Jonas Sage (A telepath who was a main mastermind behind the defeat), Nyreal and company defeated Zionus, and restored the Great Light to his proper place.
Nyreal eventually headed back to the Great Light's temple, and destroyed his inner darkness, Laeryn, to revive Light, and bring her back to life.
One more year passed, and then our new story began.
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Terms Dictionary:
Hunter: One who uses swords to fight his enemies. (Individuals who also survey and hunt monsters on Ragol are alos generally referrred to as "Hunters")
Ranger: One who uses ranged weapons to kill from above, beyond, or afar.
Force: One who takes hold of the powers of the Arcane to destroy all who opposes him.
Human: I wonder.
Newmen: A hybrid created by mankind to use as their vessel, a "Step Two" for evolution. Were abandoned when their random lifespans were discovered. A mixture of Human and Musk Cat DNA, they have higher intelligence than the average human, and have feline ears.
Androids: Robots created by Humans to act as their servants. Eventually gained self-awareness, then autonomy.
Foie: A fire-based attack.
Barta: An ice-based attack.
Zonde: A lightning-based attack.
Resta: Heals an ally's wounds.
Reverser: Revives a knocked-out ally.
Megid: A ball of darkness. Can kill in one hit.
Grants: An attack made of pure light.
Coral City: The first and largest city of Ragol.
Coral: The planet from whence the Humans originally came from.
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b Name: /b Nyreal Destiny
b Occupation: /b : Meep.
b Class: /b In all honesty, he should be a ninja. His original classification of FOmar stands, though. He was trained in Arcanjutsu, which is an amalgamation of Ninjitsu, Alchemy, and Elemental Magic.
b Weapons: /b Shouin Lumiere, a blade which was created from Levitating Rocks and Tornado Stones, along with the remnants of the fabled Masamune. Nyreal's companions searched out these materials while he was recovering from a fight with Eriror, to help repair his shattered Masamune. Ever since, he has been able to fly and control the gaseous composition of wind.
b Other Equipment: /b Radical Goodspeed Cloak, Ever-Agility Jeans, Random Smartass Shirt, Technical Arcanum. The Radical Cloak actually enhances his natural speed, and allows freedom of movement. The Cloak is, however, ugly, so he usually only wears it during battles. His jeans allow even more freedom of movement, and allow him to evade attacks with relative ease. The Random Shirt changes slogans from the vulgar to the insane and hilarious, distracting his enemies somewhat.
b Special Abilities: /b Flirting, Snappy Comebacks, Acrobatics, Drunken Fist.
b Special Attacks: /b Dream Light Revolution, an attack where he combines the Holy Powers of Shouin Lumiere with the pure force of Light's World Revolution attack. Rouzeki, an attack which summons dozens of golden or green light familiars to attack and annoy the enemy, and eventually propel Nyreal and Shouin Lumiere through a target. And now for the ultimate, Grand Dream, an attack which splits Nyreal into four versions of his own personality that attack the enemy, finishing by attacking with a Slash-esque wind attack, and then merging with an X-Shaped Rouzeki.
b Physical Description: /b Long, Messy, Violet-Colored Hair, and green eyes the color of moss. His build is tall and lithe, which is good, considering that one good attack can nearly take him out.
b Personality: /b Fun, Hyperactive, and a world-renowned smartass. His demeanor may seem easy to defeat, but he doesn't have to go emo to kick some ass, now does he? The only way to make him mad would be to hurt any of his friends, but you wouldn't be around long enough to enjoy it. Still, he's always up for a nice round of Vodka. Or a hot girl. Hides from Light
b Ideal Woman: /b Light.
b Food: /b Anything Thai, Tempura, Ice Cream, Oreos, Smoothies, Frappuccinos, SHRIMP.
b Theme Song: /b Logos Naki World from i Hellsing /i , Ask DNA by Yoko Kanno, The Genocide Song from i Trigun /i . And of course Bohemian Rhapsody of Queen fame, though he dislikes all parts but the Operatic Overture.
b Other: /b His alias is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifak Sicidaboherez Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.
Bios on his Grand Dream personalities to follow
b Name: /b Light Ryse
b Occupation: /b : The Right Hand of the Great Light.
b Class: /b The Earthly Incarnation of Seraphic Vivacity. RAmarl for the stupid.
b Weapons: /b Ruby Bullet and Heaven's Punisher, used as Mechguns. In her Astral Form, these weapons can be metamorphosed in any form from a Whip to a Bazooka.
b Other Equipment: /b Nyreal's Purple Scarf, which she never takes off.
b Special Abilities: /b Keeping Nyreal to herself, Burp Champion, Ice Cream Chugging.
b Special Attacks: /b World Revolution, where her Astral Form absorbs the kinetic energy from a spinning planet, and pushes it all through the Holy boosters of her own body and guns, creating a forest-wiping beam of white energy. Also, she can convert to the aformentioned Astral Form where her connection to the Great Light is unlocked and her powers are amplified to their maximum.
In her Astral Form, Nyreal's scarf floats around as if it were on drugs, and her dark eyes lose all distinction between her iris and pupils, and become black hole-colored. Her hair goes from yellow-gold, to platinum blonde, and her skin looks lily white. More white than usual. The full fury of holy energy is unleashed. She can fly at will, and shoot Grants beams straight from her guns.
b Physical Description: /b Long blonde hair, jet black eyes, voluptuous, average female height.
b Personality: /b Fun-loving, enthusiastic, and obsessive over rares and Nyreal. Of course, she's not the submissive type. Make her mad and she'll hit you with a Frying Pan. When needed, she acts as the serious duality to Nyreal's carefree nature.
b Ideal Man: /b Nyreal.
b Food: /b Ice Cream. Strawberries. Chocolate. Chocolate-Covered Nyreal.
b Theme Song: /b Shine by Mr. Big, Sympathy for the Devil by Rolling Stones, Ode to Joy by Beethoven, World Revolution from Chrono Trigger.
b Other: /b The Great Light affectionately refers to her as his "Big Sister." Which is a big WTF Flag. Also, she enjoys to test the stress of various objects with Nyreal. During testing, however, she's the one tying him to tables. Other times, well... Relationships need to be balanced, don't they?
b Name: /b Mint Yum.
b Occupation: /b Gum Aficianado, and potential Hugh Hefner.
b Class: /b HUnewm, one of a series of elementally focused Newmen.
b Weapons: /b Black King Bar, and Shiva Edge, a sword which is as icy as Mint himself.
b Other Equipment: /b AHEM. Mint points downward
b Special Abilities: /b The ability to manipulate ice and air temperature (thusly turning anything to ice) with his adept Newman technique powers.
b Special Attacks: /b "I'm a walking special! I don't need to LABEL anything."
b Physical Description: /b Tall, muscular, with a blue ponytail falling down the middle of his back.
b Personality: /b Now, he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
b Ideal Woman: /b "Hmm... I don't discriminate. All girls all at once! That's fine with me!"
b Food: /b Gum of all kinds, preferably Minty Stuff.
b Theme Song: /b Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) by Offspring.
b Other: /b Knock on, knock on, Knock on the sky! You keep on Knockin' better ask yourself why!
b Name: /b Sye Jordan.
b Occupation: /b ... Sye Jordan.
b Class: /b FOnewm, with the token bubblebutt.
b Weapons: /b Double Elysion, one his own copy, and the other his lost love's copy.
b Other Equipment: /b What? He's a FOnewm. Barehanded Tech Casting FTW.
b Special Abilities: /b He's level 200 twice over. Sye's simply uber.
b Special Attacks: /b After reaching the pinaccle of Force-y success twice over, he's developed his own series of techniques, the ParfaitGeneration. (In respectful mockery, Nyreal created the Milkshake Generation of techniques)
b Physical Description: /b Well, that depends. He switches from his first-life form (27) to his Second-Life form (10) at will, though his true chronological age is around 35. Anyway, Blue Eyes, Spiky Pink Hair, and a freaking HUGE butt.
b Personality: /b The only sane person in the outfit. Intelligent, calm, yet rather lazy as far as research and planning goes.
b Ideal Woman: /b Rico. And the Guild Counter lady.
b Food: /b Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and other foods of the creamy nature. Ironically, he claims to hate anything that has to do with a Parfait, insisting that his technique series was instead based on the French word for "perfect".
b Theme Song: /b She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby, Rewrite by ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION, and (lol) Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy. Sye Teh Em0zors lololol
b Other: /b Well... He has a dark side, and a penchant for making up odd techniques in strange languages on the spot, most of which fit into no particular category of order.
b Name: /b Cinnamon Ryonsau Yum (Prefers Hiren Faust)
b Occupation: /b Pyromaniac
b Class: /b HUnewm, the brother and counterpoint of Mint, the Fire in a set of Five Techniques.
b Weapons: /b A cross around his neck, which, when exposed to flame, becomes a flaming Zanbato, which is a deadly instrument of immolation in his skilled hands.
b Other Equipment: /b None, except maybe Holy Water, which is actually the purest form of all things flammable distilled into one vial of pure city-destroying explosive.
b Special Abilities: /b Flame manipulation, like Mint.
b Special Attacks: /b None.
b Physical Description: /b Tall, dark, and creepy. Has long black hair, and wears a bright red clergyman's outfit, with the addition of a red pimp hat and a long red sport coat.
b Personality: /b A psychotic maniac. Tends to go on crusades to remove love from the world.
b Ideal Woman: /b He's priestly. Celibate.
b Food: /b Anything a flambe.
b Theme Song: /b Salva Nos from Noir, Angeli Domini by Datura, Vater Unser from Hellsing.
b Other: /b His middle name means Lost Love, which may be a hint to a forlorn past...
b Name: /b Moonlight Seto
b Occupation: /b Emo.
b Class: /b FOnewearl
b Weapons: /b Sigh of a God, Technical Crozier, and Prophets of Motav.
b Other Equipment: /b None.
b Special Abilities: /b None.
b Special Attacks: /b None.
b Physical Description: /b Short, with blue eyes and long green hair. She purports to be a knockout, but is really only average-looking.
b Personality: /b An attention whore, who stops at nothing to be the center of the universe.
b Ideal Man/Woman: /b Anyone that will make her look good. Also a notable bisexual.
b Food: /b Anorexic, but does pop Centrum like there's no tomorrow, for the simple basic vitamins.
b Theme Song: /b Oh, god... Norah Jones, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson. All ancient CDs, yes.
b Other: /b She seems to have gone through some trauma as a child, which might just make her attention-grabbing justified in a psychological sense, though she has never spoken to anyone about her past...
Other characters (Whose bios I'm too lazy to write, though they're some of the best):
Laeryn Moira
Arcadia Funaho
Zaziel Naminara
Abyss Abaddon.
Yes! I hope that this Fourth-Wall Introduction has helped you sort your way through the complicated universe of Cosmic Waltz! Enjoy the next chapters!
