Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans
A/N Ok ppl this is my first story so go easy on me
Robin walked in the Robin walked in the lounge first noticing the ever beautiful Starfire then a pop up tent in the middle of the room.
"What the fuck!" Robin thought to himself.
Smoke was coming out of the sides of the tent, which smelt good, and he felt like he was floating.
"DAM! THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT!" said a familiar voice, coming from the tent.
"Hey isn't that ………… Cyborg" Robin thought to himself again.
"I"LL SAY! SHOTIES MA BROTHA!"
"And…………… Best boy?" He thought again.
Girl like giggles then exploded from the tent.
"Chicks in a tent with BB and Cy!" Robin thought to himself once again. "That's not right…………. Hang on I'm a smart guy I can figure this one out! Mmmmmmmmmmm let me see……pop up tent……….. good smelling smoke…………. BB and Cy…………….it's on the tip of my tongue………………I KNOW! No I don't!…………………. I know now its um………………. THEY'RE SMOKING WEED!" Robin struggled to keep his anger inside of him.
He burst into the door of the tent and looked inside. It was full of super hero's smoking illegal drugs.
"Hey by the giggling I thought there might have been chicks in here."
All of them giggledagain.
"But that's not the point at the moment the point is that ( Robin breathed in heavily)" Cy, BB and the others where preparing to be yelled at, and be given a long lecture about how people look up to super hero's, and about the 'no smoking weed in the tower' rule, yada yada yada….. "…………….. is that………. (Robin breathed in heavily again).."
Robin appeared to be getting high off the smoke.
"Is that you haven't offered me any!"
Robin grabbed the blunt in Cy's mouth and put it in his own and inhaled deeply.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh SHIT SON!" He yelled
This both frightened and excited Cy and BB about this new Robin, but then they realized he was stoned, so began to not care.
Outside the tent………………
Raven walked into the lounge and noticed the pop up tent in the middle of the room.
"Immature asses" She said to Starfire.
"I find great amusement when friend BB and friend Cyborg have their friends over, they are funny earth people, especially when the bring that green pointy substance." Starfire replied.
"Yes funny"
Back in the tent…………
"Hey BB I think your girl is out there," said Speedy while grinning.
"Nah son……… Raven wouldn't love a bum like me man, she's great and I'm just a…………….."
"A What" Aqua lad said with a sympathetic look mixed with bloodshot look in his eyes.
"Just a man madly love fool who as no chance of being loved back," BB sighed
"Come on man if you love the girl, just tell her!" Cyborg yelled.
"I could never tell Raven that my love burns for her like the hot intensity of a thousand suns," BB was close to tears.
"There there BB," said Robin patting him on the back, still smoking the blunt.
The boys were starting to sound like a bunch of teenage girls at a sleepover. They'll be giving each other pedicures next.
"Hey asshole! SHARE!" Yelled Speedy.
Speedy jumped on top of Robin and tried to wrestle the blunt out of his hand.
"FUCK OFF CUNT!" Yelled Robin
"It's MINE!" Yelled Speedy.
Both continued to fight over the blunt, the fight got so intense that BB got kicked in the head, Cyborg got bitten and Aqua lads got his ass felt up (by speedy), it was just sick.
The blunt got destroyed in the fight,so nobody got it, Cyborg then rolled another one.
Being stoned and also male, the men didn't realize that the girls heard everything they had said.
Outside the tent……………
Raven looked speechless, she never knew that BB loved her. She never thought that her love for him could ever be returned. She was shocked.
"Friend Raven……. I think BB loves you." Starfire said as politely as she could, afraid of getting yelled at.
"Yeah he does…………."
Back in the tent…………………….
"You know guys, I think I love Starfire," Robin said.
"NO! She's MINE! I LOVE her!" said………………….
A/N I am not telling you who the other lover for Starfire is on purpose, so you will just have to wait for the next chappie! R&R ppl!
