A/N: Hiya peeps, howzit hangin? Like the last chappie was like lurve…………… how sweet. But its time to get in the funny shit! Ha ha. Ok pranks, laughs and jokes are coming up (dum dum dum!)

The elf danced around and smiled gleefully, I then came outa no where and said hu made America! Them smashed the elf with a hammer, it then lied on the ground twitching……………. Twitch…………….twitch.

Erm that wasn't the story, sori I was bored and felt like elves were good to smash which they r! Ha ha kk on with the story.

Raven then grabbed Beast boys hand and lead him down the hallway, to her room. They passed Cyborg in the hallway. He gave BB a thumbs up sign and winked.

"Damm BB's getting lucky, why cant I! I suck I've lost my groove, maybe if I kill Robin, no no its to obvious that I would've done it! What can I do! Maybe if I kill Robin……… I"VE BEEN THROUGH THIS!" Cyborg seemed to be fighting with his mind.

Cyborg just walked to the lounge and sat down, he needed to think how he would put off Robins game. Cyborg then heard screams.

"THEY WANT MY CHICKEN! I"LL WILL NOT GO WITHOUT A FIGHT! I"LL KILL YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING SPIDERS!"

The tent then began to move up and down furiously, very wildly, and most of all very

Wrongly, but it looked like pretty good sex was going on in there, or killing of

spiders, ethier or.

"That's it! Robin is scared of spiders, ha ha this is going to be good, let the games begin."

Robin then walked in and saw the evil look on Cyborg's face, it was twisted, it was scary, it was planning something. He needed to think of something to throw off Cyborg's game, the competition was on, and he was going to win.

Cyborg could see Robin sitting at the kitchen table he had a cunning look on his face.

"What the?" Cyborg thought to himself, he realized that this look of evil turned him on. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!" Cyborg ran off screaming something about Starfire naked, however Robins evil grin still had an effect on him, so much of an effect that a unwanted 'visitor' popped up.

"What the fucks wrong with him?" Robin thought to him self, "Oh well I betta go to bed its getting late" Robin looked at the clock it was 7:29pm, "Whoa time got away with me, I really should go to bed, and devise operation Win Starfire."

In Cyborg's room…………….

Cyborg was sitting on his bed, his legs crossed, looking between his legs, it semmed he was talking to his dick.

"WHY CANT YOU JUST STAY DOWN! THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO POP UP EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND SAY HELLO, ESPEACILAY TO ROBIN! I MEAN COME ON! ROBIN!"

As soon as he said Robin his dick popped up again, like it was mocking him.

"JESUS TITTIE FUCKING CHRIST!"

In Robins room…………….

Robin was pacing around his bed thinking, then he heard something.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"OH BABY!'

"WHERE'D YOU LEARN!"

"I DON'T NEEDA LEARN BABY, I KNOW!"

"YOU'RE THE BEST! BETTER THAN ROBIN, WAY BETTER THAN CYBORG, HELL YEAH, BETTER THAN STARFIRE EVEN!"

"What the fuck!" Robin thought, "Was that Beast boy and…………….. Raven! Did Beast boy just say I was better than Raven, or did Raven say that?"

In Raven's room…………………

Banging could be heard on the wall.

"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP!"

"I've always dreamed of the day I would hear Robin say that" Beast boy thought to himself.

Cyborg awoke bushy tailed and bright eyed ready for the day, ready to kick Robins ass and throw off his grove, so he, yes he could win Starfire's heart. He stepped out of his room and into the hallway, and headed towards his secret room (now I couldn't tell u where it was other wise it wouldn't be secret then would it!).

"Ahh there's nothing like the smell of a fresh blunt in the morning…………………"

A girlish scream was then heard, Robin then came running towards it, thinking it was Starfire.

"IM GONNA KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

"Why?" said Robin innocently, but knowingly at the same time.

The room was full of pots of dirt, with not plants in them but dildos, it looked like a dildo farm! The walls were covered in posters of naked guys, not girls guys. The draws were filled with condoms, Before the room was full of marijuana plants growing under solar lights, the walls were covered in pictures of nude women, the draws were full of girl on girl porn. But now it was just a gay mans heaven.

"LOOK WHAT YOU"VE DONE YOU FUCKIG CUNT! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED TO GROW THESE, I WAS WITH THEM SINCE THEY SPROUTED ROBIN, THEY WERE LIKE KIDS TO ME! AND DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THAT PORN TOOK TO COLLECT ? THEY WERE COLLECTERS ITEMS, THEY WERE SPEACIAL AND MEANINGFUL TO ME!" Cyborg looked like he might cry.

"Well I didn't even know about this room till now, and why would I want to hurt you Cyborg?" Robin said smiling evilly on the inside. He walked out of the room and towards the lounge. He sat in his favorite chair, the pop up tent, which had snoring coming from it, was blocking the T.V, he'd have to turn it on manually. He got up, but got pulled back down, metal straps then came out of the chair and went around his wrists and ankles.

"What the fuck! Help me!"

Snores were just heard, it seems everyone had come to Cyborg's aid, not his.

"How can it get any worse!"

He shouldn't have spoke, again all of a suddenly spiders came out from under the chair. Robin screamed, girlishly I might add. They crawled up his arms and legs, the chair then released the metal straps around his wrists and ankles but only for a second, within that second the chair bottom opened up and Robin fell through into a long twisty pipe. He fell into a ditch, it was soft.

"Well at least I fell onto this soft pile." Robin said, he shouldn't have though.

The pile started to move.

"SPIDERS!"

Aqua lad woke rapidly, he swore he heard a scream, a girl scream. He got out of the tent and went to the fridge and opened it.

"Whats that?"

He poked the unidentified object.

"Help m……..e" the object croaked.

"OMG! Is that you Speedy!"

"Kill m………..e" Speedy replied

"Erm no time, I'll get you out of there."

Aqua lad grabbed Speedy by the shoulders and pulled him out.

"I I I I I I I I ………. I cant move" Speedy said.

Erm I better get you somewhere warm, he then placed Speedy in the oven and turned it on to 360 degrees.

"AQUA LAD COME AND SEE THIS!" a voice yelled

"I'm coming! Aqua lad yelled back, closing the oven door. "I'll be back in 5minutes buddy, you should be defrosted by then."

Speedy tried to nod.

"No man, don't strain yourself."

Aqua Lad ran to where the voice he heard came from,

"Dude this shit is funny!" Beast Boy said pointing into Cyborg's secret room.

Aqua Lad looked, and then fell on his ass laughing.

Speedy was starting to sizzle (ma nizzle if I had one! I know it's not completely right but you get the idea!)

Speedy looked around the oven the hot plates were a bright red.

"Aqua lad will come and help me" He thought to himself

In the secret room………………….

"THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!" Aqua lad had been rolling on the floor laughing for 5 minutes.

"Hey you guys seen Robin?" Beast boy asked

"I DON'T CARE!"

Back in the oven………..

If Speedy could move he'd be rocking back and forth while he was saying this.

"He'll come, he'll come back for me…….. he will……….. I know he will"

Back in the secret room……………………

"Hey dude are you cooking waffles?" Beast boy asked Aqua Lad

Beast boy thought Cyborg would jump to the word waffles but he just sat there, clutching a marijuana leaf he found on the floor, he was rocking back and forth screaming.

"MY BABY! SAVE MY BABY! PLEASE SAVE MY BABY! HERE CATCH MY BABY!"

Cyborg then throws the leaf into the air and caught it.

"WHY WONT YOU HELP MY BABY! HE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION! SAVE MY BABY! I WANT HIM TO GO TO COLLAGE! HE NEEDS A START IN LIFE! SAVE MY BABY! I BEG OF YOU TO SAVE MY BABY! HE NEEDS A BAND AID! LOOK HE IS BLOODING!"

Cyborg rocked back and forth hugging the leaf, he then tried to breast feed it.

"YOU NEED TO EAT! FEED OFF MY NIPPLE, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

This made Aqua lad laugh even harder, 20 minutes had now gone past.

Back in the oven……………

"Well at least I'm starting to tan" Speedy thought to himself

His costume then began to melt and stick onto his skin.

"It burns like the fires of Tarterus!" He couldn't scream so no-one could end his pain, he could only burn.

In the secret room……… (that's not so secret anymore)…………

"Um I think something's burning…….." Raven said

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!"

Aqua lad screeches and then runs toward the kitchen. Beast boy chases after him.

Smoke is pouring out of the oven.

"Dude I think your waffles are burnt. YOU MUST SAVE THEM!" Beast boy yells.

Aqua lad puts on oven mitts and opens the oven door, smoke comes out and sets off the smoke alarm.

Beast boy then grabs a chair and looks like he might turn the smoke alarm off by standing on the chair, he then picks up the chair and throws it upwards intending to hit the smoke alarm, however gravity pulls it back to the ground and on Beast boys face.

"OWWWWW! MY PRECIUOS BRAIN! I HAVE DAMAGED IT!"

Ravens then pops out of nowhere and says

"How can you damage something you don't have sweetie?"

Aqua lad then pulls out the oven tray which had the melting Speedy on it, the oven tray and Speedy had now become one.

"Kill m……………………..e! Pleas…………….e!" Speedy whispered.

Aqua lad then grabbed the spatula and scraped Speedy of the tray and flicked him onto the ground.

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE WAFFLES!" Beast boy screamed as he stepped on Speedy.

"You crushing my spine……………." Speedy cries.

Beast boy then jumped up and down on Speedy.

"I cant feel my lungs, and I think my spleen popped……….." Speedy hissed.

Raven then looks into the lounge and sees a half eaten hand come out from under the couch cushions.

Cyborg then comes running into the lounge screaming

"MY BABY!"

Robin then runs into the room from the front door saying.

"Has anyone seen my hand?"

He spots it coming out of the chair. His arm is pissing with blood and he tries to run but the blood squirts into his eye causing him to go blind.

"I CANT SEE! MY EYE IT BURNS!" Robin yelled covering his eyes with his hand.

"Kill m………..e" Speedy screamed, Beast Boy was still standing on him.

"SOMEBODY HELP MY BABY!" Cyborg screams at no one in particular.

"Fuck this shit, I'm leaving," Said Raven walking out of the room.

A/N: Well there you go ppl another chappie and heaps of laughs! Ha ha! I couldn't have wrote the last 2 pages without the help of Artemis 85, thanks man!

Well catch u lataz homies.

Luv yaz lee-lee xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo