A/N: Ok ppl I'm home throwing up so I thought I'd write a story. throws up all over screen……. Nah just jokes. But I am sick, oh well shit happens life's a bitch. Anyway…………………… I better start writing.
Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans.
"Here somebody catch my baby" Cyborg said as he threw the 'baby' in to the air, it was caught by the wind and flew out the window.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no!" Cyborg screamed as he ran towards the door, pushing Beast Boy out of the way then standing on the pile of mush that called its self Speedy.
"WHY!" The mush Speedy screamed.
Cyborg then slipped in some blood which belonged to Robin. Cyborg sided, and fell on Robin who was temporally blind.
"MY BABY! IT NEEDS ME!" Cyborg screamed.
"Who's on top of me? Is it Starfire? I know you want me baby" Robin then growled.
Cyborg then snapped out of his trance.
"Like Starfire would want to get on top of you mother fucker! We all know she digs me!" Cyborg snapped.
"I swear it if I could see! I would hurt you very badly!" Robin snapped back.
"I'm shaking!"
"You should be"
"You want a go!"
"Bring it on! But just remember you are practically taking advantage of a cripple, cause I'm blind."
"Don't you use the I cant fight you cause I'm a cripple card on me! Are you scared?"
"Fuck you, you queer cunt, when I get my other hand back, I will fuck you up!"
Cyborg then digged his elbow into Robins ribs and sneered
"Oh really" Cyborg said raising his eyebrow.
Beast boy then came right in front of Robins face.
"Do you need a hand?" He said holding up Robins missing hand.
Cyborg then rolled all over Robin laughing, you could hear a few cracks as he did this. However Robin was tough and didn't show any emotion, except for the vain pulsing out of his forehead.
Robin then stretched out his hand and snatched his other hand away from Beast Boy.
"Cyborg would you kindly get off me as I think I need medical attention." Robin whispered struggling to breath.
Cyborg thought for a moment.
"If I continue to sit on the prick he might die, and Starfire will be all mine! But that would be bad sportsmanship. Erm this is a Pickle (my nickname! Ha ha! Pickle is my nickname if you didn't pick it up in what I said earlier) I better get off Robin"
Cyborg slowly got off of Robin, and walked out the door, maybe he could still save the marijuana plant, and make it into a blunt.
A/N: Artemis 85 is sleeping over, so from now on she is helping with the story.
Meanwhile blood was pissing out of Robins arm and he looked like he was stoned. He was swaying while he walked and he was turning paler by the second, he then fell to the ground, and died! Ummmmmm no, Robin cant really die cause it would fuck up the story so yeah, Robin just fell and DIED! No really he doesn't die, falls that's all, on with the story children..
Robin is lying on the ground dieing his eyesight has come back, but he can barely see, he saw red hair and felt it tickle his face.
"Get off me Beast Boy I don't need this, let me die in peace!" Robin screamed
"Friend Robin you are dieing?" Starfire whispered in Robins ear.
"Starfire, Starfire! I can see a light!"
Beast Boy then creeps over and turns the kitchen light off.
"The light it is gone! I am blind!"
Robin then puts his hand on Starfire's chest.
"Starfire I cant hold on much longer!"
"Don't leave me Robin!" Starfire then held his hand which was on her chest, and out pressure on it.
"I, I, I ,I ,I ,I ,I……….."
"Don't speak Robin, save your strength."
"Starfire….I have to tell you something"
"Yes Robin"
"You see I, I, I, love……… cheese"
"Somebody get him some cheese, or I fear he will die!"
Beast Boy then looked in the fridge.
"Ohhhh no! There is no cheese!"
Beast boy then picks up a piece of mush off the ground, that happens to be a part of Speedy.
"That was my left testical!" Speedy screamed.
"What did speedy say?" Robin asked
"Don't worry man, here eat this!" Beast Boy said offering him the left testical.
Robin did not want to take his hand off Starfire's chest.
"Stafire I am too weak, you must feed me."
Starfire then chewed it and then swallowed it by accident.
"Friend Beast boy I accidentally swallowed it"
"Well here have this one" Beast Boy said as he ripped off Speedy's other testical.
"NOOOOO RIGHTY!"
Starfire caught it and then fed it to Robin.
"I Feel rejuvenated!"
He then kissed Starfire, Cyborg then walked into the room.
"WHY! DAMM YOU! YOU SKINNY WHITE BOY! WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK MAN! HUH! NO BODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE BLACK MAN!"
"I have no reason to live, I cannot make any babies! How can I plant my seeds! I have no seeds! My legacy can not live on!" Speedy screamed.
Aqua lad then came into the room and grabbed the spatula.
"There is one way to save you Speedy"
"W…"
"No man, don't strain yourself."
He then scraped Speedy off the ground with the spatula.
Spongebob-squarepants (Who I wished I owned, but I don't) walked in.
"You have the golden spatula! I need it to make the crabby patties!" He yelled
"Fuck the crabby patties! My friend needs me!"
"I Think I……….love……..y."
"No man, don't strain yourself."
He then scraped the mushed up Speedy off the spatula and put him in an ice-cream container, which he labeled.
"DON'T EAT!"
He then placed it in the freezer.
"Well, I'm back to where I started"
A/N: Well there you go peeps another chapter for all to enjoy! R&R or I will eat speedy. Hahahahahahahhahaha aint I kewl wif hot sacue
