Author's Notes: The idea of this one is to make people guess, it's almost like a script, but it's not. It's just going to be people in the dark, and you have to figure out who's who.

Edit: Jan 16: I swear i've proofread this thing twelve times already, and i'm still finding mistakes. Anyways, i just cleaned this up a bit and made it all friendly-like...well, i mean, more readable and stuff. Also, i don't...nevermind, I'll just ask when i write another chapter


Blackout

"What the hell? What just happened?"

"I don't know, looks like the power went out."

"OW! That's my foot!"

"Huh? Foot?"

"Idiot, didn't you bring a flashlight?"

"I don't even know what that is!"

"Che, dammit, I'll go look for one. Orihime, you know what one is, right?"

"Oh, is that...?"

"THAT'S MY HAND YOU JUST STEPPED ON!"

"Who?"

"Who's hand?"

"I think it was Ichigo's hand you just stepped on Rukia..."

"Well if that's the case..."

"You bitch! Stop jumping on my hand! I'm looking for a flashlight!"

"..."

"Chad?"

"...What?"

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"I got lost."

"Don't lie."

"ICHIGOOOOOOOOO!"

"Ugh, you brought him along with you?"

"Don't blame me, Keigo forced me along with him, he's afraid of the dark."

"No i'm not! Liar! LIES! LIES AND DECEIT!"

"It's getting loud in here."

"Shut up, you're the one who stepped on my hand to begin with!"

"Oh you be quiet. If I had chappy with me, I'd force one down your throat."

"STOP TALKING AND LOOK FOR THE DAMN FLASHLIGHT!"

"I don't even know what one looks like!"

"Idiot! Can't Shinigami see through dark?"

"Now look who's the dumbass! No, we cannot. After being one for long, shouldn't you know that by now?"

"Oh shut up, we never had to fight in complete darkness."

"Shinigami? What's that?"

"Fuck, I forgot Keigo was here too."

"Your fault."

"Shut up Rukia."

"Any idea where this so called 'flashlight' is?"

"How the hell should I know? Ask Mizuro, he knows this building the best."

"Well?"

"I don't know."

"YOU'RE USELESS! Huh? What's this? It's soft and squishy..."

"ICHIGO, THAT'S MY CHEST!"

"OW! You didn't have to slap me, bitch!"

"Shut up, don't try to feel me up, trying to take advantage of little old me in the dark!"

"That's it, you're sleeping in the closet today!"

"I always have!"

"Huh? Ichigo and Rukia live together? Whoa! Lucky you Ichigo! Chad, did you know about this!"

"...no."

"Skimping out on us, eh Ichigo? Getting all jiggy with Rukia behind our backs!"

"Rukia, can I?"

"Sure."

"..."

BANG

"You think he's still alive?"

"Nope."

"Good, Now then, Chad, do you know where the flashlight is?"

"...No."

"Damn. Who else is here, say I."

"I am."

"I"

"Me."

"I'm here too."

"Yo."

"Whoa, it's dark in here."

"So there's me, Rukia, Chad, Orihime, what the hell? There are three more I's then there should be! Who's there!"

"Um, I've been here, you guys just were never paying attention to me..."

"Ishida?"

"Yep."

"Well, who else is here?"

"Where I am?"

"Wait, I know that voice anywhere, KON!"

"OH! I SMELL RUKIA! RUKIA MY LOVE!"

"...He's on my leg."

"Kon, stop humping Chad's leg."

"WHAT!"

"Oh what ever, I'm going to go over the...WHOA!"

"Gah! ICHIGO!"

"Watch out!"

"OW!"

"Dammit!"

"Get off me!"

"No, you get off me!"

"Hey! The lights are back on, yay!"

"Orihime, you're far too cheerful."

"...Look."

"...Ichigo. Answer me this. Why is Rukia on top of you, your hand up her skirt and your shirt is ripped? Just what were you doing before the lights went off?"

"..."

"..."

BAM

"Rukia, I think you killed Ishida."

"Shut up."

"Did you three see anything?"

"I didn't see anything."

"...no."

"Neither did I!"

"Good."


No idea why I wanted to do this drabble, if you couldn't tell, it started off with Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime and Chad. Then Mizuro and Keigo, followed by Kon. Yay!

PS: I can't use my emoticons! Boo hoo!