Heya! here's the e-mail! feel free to pick and choose! (parenthesese have possiblepeople to center on) you can even pick one already done, as long as it's a different person, or situation(in which case, tell me the gist of that diff.situation), and don't expect me to 'mold' the stories the exactsame way each time if you guys want a repeat!

Oh, and since there's no reviews as of yet, which means no flames either, it looks like i'm just going to be chilling with a firey fox demon and chompin on my pb&--OH my Yoda's mother! It's awful!

Kyuubi: What?

Me: I can't find any jelly, or a butter knife!

Kyuubi: Wait a minute.

Me: What's your plan?

-Kyuubi leaves momentarily, returning with bread, jam, peanut butter, and Naruto-

Me: Thank you my little kit!(gotta love that.) But why's Naruto here? And i need a knife.

Naruto: I wanted some toasted pb&j sandwiches! and i brought kunai!

Me: -shrugs- it works.

Well, on with the e-mail while i make some of these things!

Naruto: -commotion in the background-Yipes!

Me: -looks off screen-Naruto! Don't stand so close to the flames! they're hot for a reason! and it ain't to burn you! -runs off-


>TRUE Friend

>

>A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,

>He said...no.

>

>She asked him if he would want to be with her

>forever...and he said

>

>no.

>

>She then asked him if she were to leave would he

>cry, and once again

>

>he replied with a no.

>

>She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears

>streaming down her

>face

>

>the boy grabbed her arm and said...

>

>You're not pretty you're beautiful.

>

>I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be

>with you forever.

>

>And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd

>die...

(sasuke&sakura-already done)

>

>SO NOW I WILL SAY:

>

>I like you because of who you are to me...A true

>friend and if I

>don't get this back I'll take the hint.

(?(this is what i had origionally put down in the word document), well, already done, with the group of boys)

>

>Tonight at midnight your true love will realize

>they like you.

(Ino, Tenten, orHinata)

>

>Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM

>tomorrow. It could

>be anywhere; AOL, Yahoo,

>outside of

>school, anywhere.

(Naruto, Kisame, Itachi)

>

>Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

(Naruto, Gaara, Kakashi, Tenten Neji)

>

>Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.

(Konoha fun! Akatsuki fun!)

>

>Remember:

>

>"A good friend will not come bail you out of

>jail...

>But a true friend will be sitting next to you

>saying. WE screwed

>up!

(Sasuke&Naruto, Sakura&Ino, Gaara&?(his girl? Temari, or Kankuro?))

>

>Proud to be your Friend!

(Kiba, Akamaru, Shino)

>

>Make sure you read all the way down to the last

>sentence, and don't

>skip ahead.

(Sakura, Tsunade, Kakashi, Shino (skip ahead on life thing, maybe?))

>

>I've learned...That life is like a roll of

>toilet paper. The closer

>it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

(Tsunade, Sarutobi, Orochimaru, Kakashi, KYUUBI!...waiiiiiittteeees a minute, he might not work...)

>

>I've learned...That we should be glad God

>doesn't give us everything

>we ask for.

(Jiraiya)

>

>I've learned...That money doesn't buy class.

(Neji)

>

>I've learned...That it's those small daily

>happenings that make life

>so spectacular.

(Naruto, Yondaime seconds before death)

>

>I've learned...That under everyone's hard shell

>is someone who wants

>to be appreciated and loved.

(Itachi?...No, Orochimaru..Oh god...or maybe...Shino!)

>

>I've learned...That the Lord didn't do it all in

>one day. What makes

>me think I can?

(Sasuke, Kakashi, Itachi)

>

>I've learned...That to ignore the facts does not

>change the facts.

(Sasuke, Tsunade, Yondaime, Naruto)

>

>I've learned...That when you plan to get even

>with someone, you are

>only letting that person continue to hurt you.

(Sasuke Itachi)

>

>I've learned...That love, not time, heals all

>wounds.

(Gaara, Kakshi, Naruto, Sasuke)

>

>I've learned...That the easiest way for me to

>grow as a person is to

>surround myself with people smarter than I am.

(Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara)

>

>I've learned...That everyone you meet deserves

>to be greeted with a

>smile.

(Gaara)

>

>I've learned...That there's nothing sweeter than

>sleeping with your

>babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

(Tsunade and 'baby bro')

>

>I've learned...That no one is perfect until you

>fall in love with

>them.

(Kankuro, Kisame, Itachi, Sasuke,...scratch that, a sleepover with the girls that love them, a reminder of each of the guy's faults, and that being why the girls love them so much. (or just go one guy by one guy, if you want a longer story for each love life, then the sleepover thing, it all depends on what you say in the review!))

>

>I've learned...That life is tough, but I'm

>tougher.

(Naruto, Kakashi, Temari, Tenten, All of them)

>

>I've learned...That opportunities are never lost;

>someone will take

>the ones you miss.

(Neji Tenten)

>

>I've learned...That when you harbor bitterness,

>happiness will dock

>elsewhere.

(Neji, Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Itachi, Kisame, ero-sennin(Jiraiya))

>

>I've learned...That I wish I could have told

>those I cared about that

>I love them one more time before they passed

>away.

(gues...Kakashi, Sasuke, Itachi)

>

>I've learned...That one should keep his words

>both soft and tender,

>because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

Orochimaru, Shikamaru, Ino)

>

>I've learned...That a smile is an inexpensive

>way to improve your

>looks.

(Naruto(no), Ino(nah), Lee(uh-uh), Gai(hmm...NO), Gaara(Yesser), Neji(and yessers)these two would make more sense ot write, unless it's about real smiles, or no frowns, or LESS smiling by two green guys...)

>

>I've learned...That I can't choose how I feel,

>but I can choose what

>I do about it.

(Naruto, Temari, Kankuro, Sasuke, Iruka)

>

>I've learned...That when your newly born child

>holds your little

>finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for

>life.

(Gaara, Naruto with Hinata (finds a little kid and they both play with it,

It's on the Hyuuga estate, he thinks it's sooo cyoote! when it holds his hand, and thinks about his own family with Hinata), Yondaime(with Naruto, for those precious 52 weeks of life (stretching the alternate universe a bit, so Naruto's a year old, instead of just born) or Yondaime's thoughts knowing Naruto's fate, those minutes before he goes to seal the demon, and Naruto is just born.) The loss of the Yondaime's life, Tsunade or Sarutobi over Naruto, and finally Itachi and his kid, or brother, and finally finally, don't know! No; Lee and their (their being him and the other people's kids, or maybe his own -shudder-) as he will become godfather and babysitter!)

>

>I've learned...That everyone wants to live on

>top of the mountain,

>but all the

>happiness and growth occurs while

>you're

>climbing it.

(Itachi, Kisame, Sarutobi, Tsunade)

>

>I've learned...That the less time I have to

>work, the more things I

>get done.

(Tsunade (duh!), Sakura)

>

>To all of you ... Make sure you read all the way

>down to the last

>sentence.

(Kakashi, Sakura)

>

>It's National Friendship Week.

(All of Konoha, and maybe even a little sand thrown in there too, heck, why not all the vilages? -kunai whips by ear- oh, yeah, thei'r at war and all that, that's why...though there are still allies...)

>

>Show your friends how much you care.

(Naruto, Hinata)

>

>Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even

>if it means sending

>it back to the person who sent it to you.

(Itachi, Kisame, Sakura)

>

>If it comes back to you, then you'll know you

>have a circle of

>friends.

(Itachi, Naruto, Orochimaru)

>

>HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!

(konoha)

>

>YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED

(Naruto, Shino, Gaara, Hinata)

>


Yeah, i've got the things i was thinking of in the parenthesese, and if you think of another, just type it in your review, and i'll see if i can do it!

Oh yeah, that reminds me, i still need to finish up the stories about Gaara, Shino, and Kiba from chapter one and post them too(their girlfriends and how Sakura hooks them up.) while i'm at it, i didn't really tell how Sakura helped Ino and Shikamaru either...

I can switch moods too, if that's a problem, though i gotta admit, i kinda like my 'suspense-ish' feeling i get when typing it, instead of the bubbly one from Scroll through time.

(oh! random thought! even though it's titled 'scroll through time' here on fanfic, it's name on my microsoft document is actually "Bizitches" I love it! it's just funny.)

Well, the toastedpb&js are done, so there's plenty to hand out, and i'll just keep making more, so there's always some fresh for ya when ya review!

So go on and do it!