There Ain't No Law

Author: Cate

Summary: Sonny/Jason songfic, set to the tune of "I Fought The Law." The Clash's version or Green Day's, take your pick.

Rating: G

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, the show, or the original song (or any of the myriad cover versions).


Smashin' skulls in the hot sun

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

Contradict me and you better run

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

Never been to jail 'cause, see, I'm not bad

Killing people is fun

Millions of viewers are being had

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

We're not drug dealers or gun lords

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

The only sex we sell is bootleg gay porn

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

Never been to jail 'cause, see, I'm not bad

Killing people is fun

Millions of viewers are being had

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb

There ain't no law 'cause this show's dumb