Wendell has gained great renown from his vast talent for playing the kazoo- one of the paramount and preeminent of all instruments, with a membrane that produces a delightful humming sound that can only be found in the musky depths of the murky Mogglepie Lagoon which is where LonLon lives, a frightening bear who eats kazoos all day long. Now, back to Wendell…

Most say that he is the wanderer and seeker of the group, because if you go to the site babynames dot, as in period, com, as in commercial, you would find out that that is exactly what his name means in the masculine tongue of German. But really, Wendell is not a seeker or a wanderer; it is really his brother Woody who is the seeker and wanderer of none other than Wendell because Woody was not chosen to be part of the brotherhood like Wendell. Whenever the moon grows small, Wendell prays that Woody won't find him because he forgot to take Karate with his brother when they were little which anyone can conclude is pretty darn bad if they were both ever to get into a fight.

Wendell's parents are the richest people in the universe because of their wonderful idea of selling bottled computers. They were an overnight success and own most of the world so some might say the rule the world along with Barry Manilow. So here Wendell is, playing this difficult instrument in his 470 bedroom mansion, as his father barges in and says, "I want you to take off your pants!"

Stunned and excited in an awful way, Wendell asks why. In frustration, his father, Joe Mama, whispers, "Because they are ripped and I can no longer look at you in them." Of course, Wendell kept his brotherhood a secret from his parental unit because if they knew, he would be cut off from the tremendous fortune since his father was an active member of the Anti-Brotherhood of the Universe Society Enterprise also known as ABUSE. Wendell's options were limited, if he took of his sacred pants, he would no longer be part of the brotherhood and they were his only true friends so he kept them on while wearing a silk bathrobe over them so his father couldn't see them. Problem solved. Now on to Fabio- living in an environment much different from Wendell's- the streets of Yugoslavia, which had been his filthy home ever since he was born in the world.