Ok so I've only gotten about five hits so far... thats all. It has only been two days since I posted the second chapter but no one has really been interested out of all the people looking. Well I guess I'll just keep on posting chapters until the story's over and see how much people like it. I would like someone to review so that I know if its horrible or if its awesome or if its in between. Oh well. I guess all I can do is drool over Darius and wait...
Here he is, lying in a decaying cardboard box without a friend, a bath, a toothbrush, a hairbrush, or anything else used for hygienic purposes. All he has is a newspaper from three months ago the only thing he can read in it is the funnies without words. He has no shirt; all he has is the knowingness of being in a brotherhood and his unraveling pants. Wendell wanted him to live in his mansion, but it might have given away the secret of the brotherhood to his already suspicious father and his desperate for excitement mother, Belle E. Flop. But on special occasions, such as their monthly meetings, Fabio is snuck into one of the many bedrooms of the Mama Mansion. These visits are the ones that he holds close to his heart. They are what he thinks about as he begs passers by for food or money or tries to forget about the emptiness inside his belly. He dreams of the next get-together where they feast on pant-flavored foods until their tongues grow numb. He also dreams of the room that he accommodates in the Mama Mansion- it is usually the Greek-themed room with royal columns and a four-poster bed. He even has a golden toilet seat fit for a king in that room. Now- back to reality- - -
This story, for your information takes place in the future- 2222 to be exact and so it is not a surprise when Wendell along with Henry fly down on their new, state-of-the-art hyper-engine super amazing turbo booster shoes with the latest built-in hover feature. Fabio is filled with joy and his stomach calms down, as he wonders if those technological shoes are edible and also knowing that they have brought money which can be used to buy food.
Although, there was something wrong, and Fabio knew it, so his stomach started to rumble again, as all starving people know, you have to be one with your stomach because after a while it gains a mind of its own, literally. Like, it starts being intelligent and has feelings and stuff like that. So he shouted to them, "What's up? I thought we weren't supposed to have one of our meetings until next Thursday."
But, alas, Henry was distracted by the lovely Alina Brugal passing by and couldn't hear him because her tremendous beauty inhibited his all his senses except for sight. So he hovered away and started following her earnestly down the glum streets. Little did he know, she was from the United States and loved lacrosse which meant that she was in amazing physical condition and could kick his tiny behind later when she became suspicious of him stalking her in a local donut shop fifty eight blocks away from where Fabio lived.
But, alas yet again, Wendell did hear him and he shouted back, "Yes, it's an emergency! Apparently the Tailor is missing!"
Now, the job of the Brotherhood of the Unraveling Pants had always been from the start that they would try to find a tailor to fix their unraveled pants. That way, they could all still be friends, but they wouldn't be forever bonded to the magical spell that kept them bonded to the pants. In order to fix these magically unraveled pants, they needed a magical tailor. And there was only one magical tailor in the world, who was last seen in 2005- but he was magical which means that he could live for an extremely long time like all magical people usually do unless they die in a duel which is what magical people do. Wendell played a great part in their trying to find the tailor, known as the Tailor. He used his great amount of wealth to buy history books on legendary fabric-fixers and he even hired a team of very expensive detectives. When that wasn't enough, Darius posed his righteous bellybutton till he had enough money to buy an actual genius that knew everything. And after they got the valuable information from this diligent soul, they used him from time to time and hung out with him at coffee shops also. His name was Cal Culus and he admitted to being the closest to with Tony which was quite odd but quite awesome at the same time. Cal said that he knew of a Tailor that was known for great and fantastical events such as repairing the untamed button of the Sparkly and Bedazzled Sweater that only the cherubs could wear because of its vast supernatural powers. His scissors shone with the intensity of all the luminous stars of the galaxy, his threads were made of pure gold yet they weren't solid like gold is at room temperature, according to the Periodic Table of Elements, but they were magic, so there isn't a need for an explanation to its absurd chemical property. He was also known for dating and eventually marrying the Baker Fairy, but they've been separated ever since the Tailor had a scandalous affair with her secretary's dry cleaner.
When Fabio heard this and saw Henry stalking Alina, he knew that life was just a bowl of chili and that if you use mouthwash, people will like you more than they usually do. Now with the knowledge all people should know, he got up from his decrepit box and was ready to have dance off, but he couldn't feed this sudden urge because he had to help find the Tailor. So they left without Henry, because they knew he wouldn't be back for a while.
