(Or "Men-Ice To Society")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE TRAVELING THE VAST LAND OF ANTARCTICA TO TRY AND FIND A ROOKERY OF PENGUINS."
"As ordered by Robert Falcon Scott himself!" Rocky replied, feeling rather proud of himself.
"SUDDENLY, BOTH BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY STARTED TO NOTICE SOMETHING APPROACHING THEM ON THE HORIZON…"
"Th' heck izzat?" Bullwinkle asked. "Looks like a black licorice jellybean." He squinted his eyes a little.
"THE THING ON THE HORIZON GREW MUCH CLOSER…."
"No, Bullwinkle, that's a penguin." Rocky spoke, then gasped. "A PENGUIN?!"
"YES THERE WAS IN FACT A PENGUIN, AN EMPEROR PENGUIN ABOUT AS TALL AS ROCKY, IF NOT TALLER. ONCE HE SAW BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY, HE DID SOMETHING NO NATURE SHOW HAD EVER DOCUMENTED BEFORE..."
("I wish" instrumental plays)
"THE EMPEROR PENGUIN BEGAN TO TAP DANCE LIKE NO TOMORROW, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE ENTRANCED."
"OHH HE'S JUST TOO DARLING!" Rocky exclaimed, hands on both sides of his face.
"How'd he learn to dance like that?" Bullwinkle asked.
"I don't know but I love it!" Rocky replied, joining the little penguin.
"FROM OUT OF THE ICE A LEOPARD SEAL LUNGED OUT AND NEARLY DEVOURED THE PENGUIN, BUT BULLWINKLE WAS ABLE TO GRAB HIM, LEAVING THE LEOPARD SEAL IMMOBILIZED ON LAND."
"Well that was close…" Rocky breathed a huge sigh of relief.
"SUDDENLY, THE LEOPARD SEAL STARTED TO APPROACH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, BUT STOPPED AFTER HEARING A STRANGE CRACKING NOISE…"
"Uh…what's that?" Bullwinkle asked, extremely nervous.
"Oh no." Rocky replied, gulping.
"WITHIN A SINGLE MOMENT, THE ICE BROKE, SENDING ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, THE LEOPARD SEAL AND THE PENGUIN INTO AN ICY SINKHOLE."
"AAAAAAGH!!" Bullwinkle and Rocky screamed and held onto each other along with the penguin.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Cheep Thrills"! OR "Signed, Seal-ed, Delievered"!"
