(Or "Signed, Seal-ed, Delievered")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE TRYING TO FIND A PENGUIN ROOKERY, AS ORDERED BY ROBERT FALCON SCOTT. ABOUT A HUNDRED OR SO MILES FROM ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, AT SAID PENGUIN ROOKERY WERE BORIS AND NATASHA, WHO HAD HITCHED A RIDE ON THE WABAC OVER THERE."

(*penguin squawking sfx*)

"Ah, Netesha, ees PERFECT plan!" Boris exclaimed. He and Natasha were in the middle of a bunch of penguins, all squawking and huddling together to stay warm.

"BOTH BORIS AND…hehe…NATASHA…were…AHHAHAHAAH! YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!" The narrator chuckled.

"Yu vant to be the explainink to me vat ees so funny?!" Boris hollered, hands on his hips.

"BOTH…AHAHAHA! BOTH NATASHA AND BORIS DECIDED TO—OOHOHOOO!!" The narrator banged his fist on a table, laughing up a storm. "BLEND IN BY WEARING PENGUIN SUITS!!"

"—I ac'tully kinda like eet, dollink…" Natasha replied, two Emperor penguins huddled near her slim body. "Ees so varm and fluffy beink vith penguins, and—oh, vat?"

"THE EGGS OF HUNDREDS OF PENGUINS WERE BEGINNING TO HATCH, AND BORIS (for some reason) HAD ONE EGG IN PARTICULAR SHOVED BETWEEN HIS LEGS."

"How deed dat git dere?" Boris pondered, not acknowledging that even without his disguise, he kinda bore a resemblance to a penguin.

"Perhaps penguin mama vanted yu to hatch eet for her…" Natasha replied, noticing some of the other penguin eggs were hatching as well. She then touched the egg that Boris had. "Ees cold…needs nice varm butt to hatch."

"Oh no. NOOOO VAY!" Boris exclaimed, the egg still between his legs. "Boris ees evil, Boris ees willain, but Boris ees not, and I CANNOT stress dees enough, a penguin MAMA!"

(*cheep!*)

"BORIS SPOKE TOO SOON, BECAUSE HE WAS NOW SWARMED WITH FLUFFY, BABY PENGUINS."

"Ugh...do not be the lookink at me, Netesha..." Boris replied, grumbling.

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"MEANWHILE, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE STILL TRAVELING THROUGH ANTARCTICA, NOW WITH A PENGUIN IN TOW. UNFORTUNATELY THEY'D RUN INTO A LEOPARD SEAL AND FALLEN INTO AN ICY SINKHOLE, AND WERE NOW SLIDING THROUGH ON THEIR WAY TO...WELL, SOMEWHERE."

"AAAAAAAAGH!!" Rocky and Bullwinkle screamed, still holding onto each other along with the penguin.

"HE'S GETTING CLOSER!!" Rocky yelled, looking back at the leopard seal.

"SURE ENOUGH THE LEOPARD SEAL WAS RIGHT BEHIND THEM, THE ICE PROVIDING ENOUGH FRICTION FOR HIM TO GO AFTER THE MOOSE, SQUIRREL, AND PENGUIN."

"I GOT AN IDEA!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "HAND ME THE PENGUIN, IM' GONNA SEPARATE!"

"BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TUNNEL ENDS!" Rocky exclaimed.

"WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A RIIIIISK!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, grabbing the penguin from Rocky and entering a different icy tunnel.

"AND WITH THAT, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE TEMPORARILY SEPARATED FROM EACH OTHER, TAKING A DIFFERENT TUNNEL THROUGH THE ICE. SUDDENLY, BULLWINKLE JOINED UP WITH ROCKY AGAIN."

"I THINK WE LOST HIM!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.

"Look!" Rocky pointed. "I SEE LIGHT UP AHEEEAD!"

"ROCKY GRABBED BULLWINKLE AND THE PENGUIN JUST AS THE LEOPARD SEAL SHOWED UP AGAIN AND THEY FLEW OUT FROM THE TUNNEL AND INTO A SNOWBANK. THE LEOPARD SEAL ON THE OTHER HAND WAS NOT SO LUCKY…"

"AAAAAA!" The seal screamed as he fell directly into an icy chasm.

"ROCKY, BULLWINKLE AND THE PENGUIN WATCHED AS THE SEAL FELL DOWNWARD AND DOWNWARD, UNTIL ITS SCREAMS COULD NO LONGER BE HEARD."

"HA!" Rocky exclaimed. "Sayonara, sucka!"

"R-Rocky..." Bullwinkle spoke, a little scared. "What are those?" He pointed at a few fat lumps sitting on some rocks."

"Oh, those are elephant seals." Rocky replied. "They're extremely territorial."

"ROCKY TOOK A MOMENT TO REALIZE WHAT HE AND BULLWINKLE HAD GOTTEN INTO..."

"Wait--ELEPHANT SEALS?!" He exclaimed in pure shock.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "On The Rocks" OR "Irrelephant seal"