"And now it's time for—" Rocky started to speak.
"Hey ROCKY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!"
"Again?" Rocky replied. "But that trick NEVER works!"
"This time for SURE!" Bullwinkle replied, sticking his hand into the hat, pulling it out. "—PRESTO!!"
Bullwinkle had managed to pull out bunny ears…attached to a boa constrictor. The snake wrapped around his body and choked him tightly.
"WELL!" He exclaimed, his voice getting rather hoarse. "This IS….PRETTY….Hissss-sterical!"
"Now here's something we hope you'll really like!" Rocky smiled.
————
Dudley Do Right in: "American Mountie"
"AH THE NORTHWEST REGION OF CANAD—wait, is that AMERICA?! AH, UPSTATE NEW YORK, WITH ALL THE MILES OF TRAFFIC…"
"Ey, im WALKIN' HERE!" A passerby shouts.
"OH, SORRY—HERE IN NEW YORK WE FIND DUDLEY DO RIGHT AND THE INSPECTOR AND NELL EXPLORING THE VARIOUS SIGHTS…"
"Isn't New York just wonderful, Nell?" Dudley sighed.
"Oh, certainly is, Dudley…" Nell moved closer. "It's just so romantic…"
"Yes, it'd be MORE romantic if someone HELPED me with the souvenirs Nell bought!" The Inspector exclaimed, struggling to hold some large boxes and bags.
"MEANWHILE, WITHIN DUDLEY'S SUITCASE…"
"CONFOUND THIS INFERNAL BOX!" A very familiar voice shouted.
"YES THAT FEIND SNIDELY WHIPLASH HAD SNUCK ALONG INSIDE DUDLEY'S SUITCASE ACROSS THE BORDER!"
"Well OBVIOUSLY I did!" Snidely exclaimed, finally popping out. "Now I can commence one of my favourite evil pastimes..."
"SNIDELY IMMEDIATELY SET UP A SMALL ROADSIDE FUR STORE."
"And that's SELLING CANADIAN FURS!!" Snidely chuckled, then started calling "FU-URS, GET YOUR FURS HERE!!"
"Oh, Dudley, look!" Nell exclaimed. "Genuine beaver pelt!"
"SNIDELY!" Dudley exclaimed, somehow immediately noticing Snidley. "You FEIND, you've TAGGED ALONG WITH US?!"
"Indeed I have Do-Right!" Snidely replied, laughing. "Just because you've left the country doesn't mean I cannot resume my trickery!"
"Well, Snidely, there's one thing you should know aboot America..." Dudley whispered in Snidely's ear.
"SNIDELY GASPED IN TOTAL ASTONISHMENT."
"No free HEALTHCARE?!" He exclaimed, then groaned.
"IMMEDIATELY, SNIDELY WAS HIT BY A BUS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD."
"Yeah that'll be five-thousand dollars." A random doctor spoke, placing Snidely on a stretcher and hauling his evil carcass away.
"AND SO, DUDLEY, NELL, AND THE INSPECTOR ALL WENT BACK ACROSS THE BORDER TO CANADA, AND SHARED A PIZZA…with AMERICAN BACON!"
End.
————
"And now, back to the show!"
