(Or "Irrelephant Seals!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST MET UP WITH A REALLY CUTE PENGUIN AND WERE NOW TRYING TO FIND THE ROOKERY WHERE SHE CAME FROM."

"Yeah, the only problem is all these fat guys are in the way…" Bullwinkle leaned up against an elephant seal, squishing its body fat, then it let out a loud bellow, scaring him. "AAGH!" He fell, then got back up. "How're we gonna get across, Rocky?"

"Give me a minute, I'll think of a way." Rocky replied.

"SUDDENLY THE BOYS NOTICED A LITTLE ROCKHOPPER PENGUIN APPROACH ONE OF THE ELEPHANT SEALS. THEN, THE PENGUIN LEAPT FROM SEAL TO SEAL UNTIL HE EVENTUALLY REACHED THE END OF THE GROUP."

"Okay!" Rocky replied. "Lets follow him!"

"AND SO, FOLLOWING THE ROCKHOPPER PENGUIN, ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, AND THE EMPEROR PENGUIN PROCEEDED TO JUMP ON THE ELEPHANT SEALS SO AS TO REACH THE ROOKERY EASIER."

"Well that was easier than I thought." Bullwinkle replied.

"And hey! There's the rookery!" Rocky pointed.

"THERE, IN FRONT OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF EMPEROR PENGUINS."

"Well hot dog!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "We did it!"

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"MEANWHILE, STILL STUCK WITHIN THE MASS OF PENGUINS, NATASHA AND BORIS REMAINED. NATASHA SLUMBERED, UNTIL SHE WOKE UP, NOTICING SOMETHING WAS COMING."

"Vait…" She yawned, standing up from her huddle with a bunch of penguins. "Ees dat müse and skurrl? BORIS! Boris, VHERE ARE YU—"

"BUT FOR SOME VERY STRANGE REASON, BORIS HAD REALLY TAKEN TO HIS NEW ROLE AS PENGUIN MOTHER."

"Netesha, honeybun…" Boris called in a strangely sweet tone. "Cahn yu git leetle feeshy please? Oh de cravinks can be VAY too much sometimez…"

"NATASHA COULD NOT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY FOR ONE SECOND NOW, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE BUILT A BIRD NEST FOR THE EGG."

"Boris, dollink, are yu okey?" She asked, some worry in her voice.

"I vill be vhen yu bring FEESH!" Boris exclaimed, then he started to shed a few tears. "But HEY! I s'pose ees price I pay for bringink new life eento vorld..."

"No, Dollink, don't cry..." Natasha hugged Boris.

"Netesha...hormones are all ower de place right now..." Boris sniffled, then stopped. "Yu goink to git feesh yet?"

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Bird Trimester" OR "What to Egg-spect when you're Egg-specting!"!"