"Bird Trimester"

(Or "What to Egg-spect when you're Egg-specting!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME AS YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD FINALLY FOUND THE PENGUIN ROOKERY FOR ROBERT FALCON SCOTT!"

"Yep!" Rocky replied.

"And we bought this guy along with us!" Bullwinkle held up the penguin.

"BORIS AND NATASHA, HOWEVER, DIDN'T NOTICE THEY WERE THERE, AS BORIS SUDDENLY GOT A BURST OF MOTHERLY PRIDE FOR THE NEWFOUND PENGUIN EGG HE SOMEHOW GOT. BORIS, IN ORDER TO KEEP THE EGG WARM, PUT THE EGG UNDER HIS JACKET, SINCE HE GOT TIRED OF PLACING IT BETWEEN HIS LEGS."

"Rock-eh-bye pengueen,

Next to my tum…" Boris calmly sang while rubbing the egg, looking very much like an actual pregnant woman.

"NATASHA THOUGHT BORIS' WHOLE MOTHERLY THING WAS TOO WEIRD."

"Netesha, I sink I feel keek!" Boris grabbed Natasha's hand and placed it on the lump under his jacket. "Look, feel! Oh dees new life ees juhst precious…."

"Boris, yu are seriously freakink me out…" Natasha spoke, very much unnerved by the way Boris acted around the egg. "Yu aren't penguin mama, yu said eet yourzelf!"

"Da, I yam penguin PAPA!" Boris exclaimed, proudly, then started to "preen" himself and waddle around a little.

"JUST THEN, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ARRIVED TO NOTICE THIS STRANGE SCENE TAKING PLACE..."

"Uh…mister, you okay?" Rocky asked, slightly weirded out.

"VAT?!" Boris hollered, still holding onto the penguin egg under his jacket. "EES NORMAL FOR MAN TO HAVE EGG!"

"THE EGG HATCHED…RELATIVELY SLOWLY AT FIRST, WITH A TINY AMOUNT OF AMNIOTIC FLUID COMING THROUGH ONTO BORIS' JACKET."

"Oh no. Netesha, my vater break!" He exclaimed, looking down at his legs. "Need to…lie down…"

"Ees miracle of birff!" Natasha smiled. "Now Dollink, juhst breathe…wery slowly…" Natasha spoke, leaning down as Boris laid on his back with the egg now between his legs.

"VHY SHOULD I BREAZE SLOWLY! YU DO NOT KNOW VAT I AM THE GOINK THROUGH!" Boris exclaimed, panting frantically.

"THEN THE EGG BROKE OPEN COMPLETELY, IN A RELATIVELY DISGUSTING MANNER."

(*SPLAT!*)

"Ah, RASKOLNIKOV! Eet got een my eye!" Boris exclaimed, rubbing the amniotic gunk from his face.

"Dollink, look!" Natasha pointed downward.

"A FLUFFY BABY PENGUIN EMERGED FROM THE EGG AND LOOKED UP AT BORIS WITH ITS LARGE, PRECIOUS EYES, PEEPING AND CHIRPING."

"Ohhhhh…." Boris picked up the chick and hugged it closely to his face. "I yam mama now!"

"BUT BORIS' HAPPINESS WOULD NOT LAST VERY LONG, FOR THE PENGUIN CHICK LOOKED AT THE PENGUIN WITH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE AND HAPPILY CHIRPED, WADDLING OVER."

"No…" Boris spoke. "BORIS JUNIORRR!!" He tried to grab the chick from the mother.

"Yu NAMED eet?!" Natasha replied.

"You're a MOTHER?" Rocky asked the penguin.

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE'S EMPEROR PENGUIN FRIEND NODDED, AND PROCEEDED TO FEED HER BABY…"

(*retching noises*)

"Oh EES DEESGUSTINK!" Boris exclaimed, covering his eyes. "Vell yu know vat Netesha, I'm okey vit no beink pengueen mama. LES' KEEL EM'!"

"DAAA!!" Natasha exclaimed, her and Boris running directly at Rocky and Bullwinkle.

"BUT BEFORE NATASHA AND BORIS COULD OFFICIALLY "KEEL" ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, THEY WERE IMMEDIATELY CRUSHED BY ONE OF THE ELEPHANT SEALS FROM EARLIER."

"RahKOLMFKOV!" Boris exclaimed, his voice muffled under five tons of elephant seal blubber.

"We did it, Rock!" Bullwinkle smiled. "Now we just have to...count...all these...penguins..."

"BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY HAD FORGOTTEN THERE WERE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PENGUINS BEFORE THEM, AND THEY GULPED."

"Yeah, this may take a while." Rocky replied.

"WELL, THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP THIS SUPER "COOL" EPISODE, MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"

End.

Music:

- I Wish

(Stevie Wonder, instrumental)