The Lovable Cast of .hack/SIGN 2!
Yeah, we're, I mean, I'm back (after…what, two years?). Hopefully I won't get in trouble this time. I'm still taking a risk. Not exactly sure what they meant by bloopers.… Anyways…
"Hey, Tsukasa."
"What?"
"When you log out of the world, let's go to Shimokitazawa!"
Tsukasa faced Mimiru. "Shimokita…?"
"You know, that one place somewhere near or in or far from Tokyo!"
"It's a place?"
"Duh, what else would it be?"
"I thought it was a cherry."
Mimiru blinked. "…cherry!"
"It sounded like a cherry."
"Why would it—"
"Doesn't hearing 'Shimokitazawa' make your mouth water and make you think of purple cherries?"
"Um…oh, sorry! I have to log out. My mom's calling me." She jumped off the altar. "I'll see ya later!" Mimiru ran out of the building.
"'Mom'? I wonder if those taste good too. Must be why Mimiru was in a hurry."
"CUT!" the director yelled.
Tsukasa jumped off the altar too. "Is it lunch time yet?"
"Lunch time at 6:00 pm?"
"I haven't eaten dessert yet."
The director sighed. "I think Subaru's cooking something now."
"YAY!" In a blink's time atmospheric gases replaced the space where Tsukasa's small volume was. Wow, that was a stupid way of saying "Tsukasa ran off so fast there was a sonic boom screamin' 'cherries'."
Tsukasa ran right up to the kitchen room. Subaru quickly came out and shut the door before Tsukasa entered.
"Hey hot stuff," Tsukasa greeted.
"Not now, Tsukasa!" Subaru looked around frantically. "Something HORRIFIC has happened with Ginkan in there!"
"What?" Tsukasa thought for a while quickly that made no sense, did it…. "HE BURNT YOUR PIE!"
"No! Even worse!" Subaru leaned closer to Tsukasa and whispered, "He's wearing an apron." Subaru looked down. "Tsukasa? Tsukasa! Snap out of it! Tsukasa! Get control of yourself!"
Kurim walked by Subaru. "What are you doing?"
"Quick, Tsukasa's down! Go get help, Lassie!
"What?"
"I mean Kurim!"
"Tsukasa? He ain't there, Subaru-chan."
It took her a while to process the information (considering the HORRIFIC situation she (and Tsukasa) is in. She looked behind her at the kitchen doors and then angrily back at Kurim. "Considering the HORRIFIC situation I (and Tsukasa) am in, I'm letting you off on calling me 'Subaru-chan' this time!" She hurried into the kitchen with her unusually gleaming axe poised.
"Hehe, only so long until I win her over and DESTORY TSUKASA!" Kurim coughed and whistled away. He seemed to have forgotten about the giant sweatdrop that fell from his head, now lying on the floor. Oh well. Someone should call the janitor and/or get that cleaned up.
"VAK DO—"
That's not what I meant, Mirelle.
Subaru burst through the kitchen doors. "Tsukasa!" She ran to her side. "What did you do, Ginkan!"
Ginkan stared blankly at Subaru and Tsukasa's limp body. "I put on an oven mitt."
"My god, why?"
"Because I like you but not Tsukasa?"
Subaru looked at Ginkan blankly.
The director was at the snack table. "Where's Subaru? We're doing a scene with her soon."
B T sipped at her cup of coffee. "I think I saw her running out the kitchen carrying Tsukasa. Tsukasa looked rather dead, though."
Sorry, but it's been a while since I attempted to use my creative side. Review?
