Title: Titanic Leftovers

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: I do not own Good Omens…or Titanic ..;

Characters: Crowley

Author's Note: …Happened to notice that Jack and Rose happened to do it inside of a black, old-fashioned car. I make the oddest connections at times. …Poor Crowley.

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This, this wasn't fair. It was backhanded and low, criminal even, and Crowley may have approved of such characteristics, just as long as they weren't inflicting anything unpleasant onto himself. Or his car.

Hypocritical? Permitted in his case.

The ship had sunk. He hadn't quite cared a lot about that. A victory for his side, probably. But that was besides the point. The point was his car. And what had been down to it. His beautiful Bentley. Only he could ever do such a thing to it, well, not precisely to it but within it. Not to mention how he would have tidied up afterwards.

The demon wrinkled his nose, irked and why the hell hadn't the doors been locked? He'd sworn he'd left his Bentley locked. Safe as can be down below in cargo, right, lying bastards.

It would have been tempting to go after the pair of hormonal, ridiculous mortals who made love in the back of cars that didn't below to themselves and left dirty handprints on the windows…and other unmentionable sorts of leftovers. Except one had already frozen into a sparkling icicle that would make any ice sculptor proud and had sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic. The other had had the nerve to survive her lover.

Bah, it wouldn't be worth his time to go after her. Guilt-ridden about having let go, blue diamonds and silly babble like that.

Better to grumble to his angel, intolerable humans, no concern for property and it has nothing to do with /my/ influence.

Fin