cheerio my deario

(By archy the cockroach)

Warning: Shounen-ai, mild language

Disclaimer: i don't own anything


"HAH! I knew it would happen sooner or later!"

Yuki looked over to where the 'mysterious' voice had come from. Uo. Oh no. Now they were doomed. And Kyou was getting heavy; very heavy.

"I knew you guys had something going on! I have to tell Tohru!" sang the Yankee, whipping out a sparkly pink cellphone and dialing the other girl's phone number.

"Erm… if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here?" said Yuki. Hanajima wandered out from behind the same tree that Uo was hiding behind.

"I lost," said the psychic, rather simply. "I can't believe I lost."

"Are you angry about it?" asked Yuki, while Uo jabbered to Tohru on her phone and Kyou remained unconscious.

"Very angry," said Hana, sending one of her freaky glares at Yuki.

"Your facial expression isn't looking angry," commented Yuki to himself. Hana appeared to have heard.

"This is my angry face," said Hana, her facial expression the same as always. Yuki immediately looked back to Uo.

"Hey, she wants to talk to you," said Uo, handing the phone to Yuki. Now this was difficult; the rat had to support Kyou with one arm, and answer the phone with the other. Yuki balanced the cat on his leg, and answered the phone.

"Erm… hello," he said into the receiver. It almost sounded if someone were having a party in the background.

"HEY YUKI! I knew you guys were going to be together! I just knew it! So, did Kyou tell you that he loved you or the other way around! Blah blah blah muffin blah blah…"

Tohru went on and on and on.

"Anyway, I won a whole lot of money! I predicted the exact date that you would get together. I won 73 dollars! Can you believe that?"

Yuki was beginning to wonder if Tohru sicked the Fangirls on him, and convinced Kyou to suggest that he pretend he was gay.

Oh yes. Yuki was getting a little paranoid.

"Oh yeah, Shigure wants to ask you something-" It sounded as if the phone was being passed.

"Hi Yuki" – Shigure's voice – "I was wondering if you and Kyou would like to have a threesome?"

Yuki promptly hung up the cellphone.

"So, Yuki. What's wrong with your boyfriend?" said Uo, looking down at the cat, who was currently slumped over on Yuki's leg.

"Erm. He passed out… because… a flying baseball… hit him on the… femur," said Yuki. Uo nodded.

"So… are you the prince or the princess in your relationship?" asked Uo with a slight smirk. Yuki repeated the sentence in his head a few times, before he realized what she meant. Hanajima was staring oddly at the Fangirls, who were (still) present.

"I guess you're asking if I'm the man or not in the relationship. Kyou's the woman," said Yuki, not really thinking much about the answer. There was no way he was going to be the woman. And plus, it was Kyou's fault that Yuki was in this predicament.

"Hm, I always thought it'd be the other way around. I guess Tohru wins another thirty bucks. Damn," said Uo. Yuki was wondering just how many people had bet on the two of them. It was a little scary.

"…What's going on?" said Kyou, opening his eyes. Yuki muttered 'Oh, you're awake' moved his knee and dropped the cat on the ground, on his ass.

Kyou landed with a little squeak.

"You okay, sweetie?" said Yuki, eyes in a glare down at his 'boyfriend'. Kyou got the message, deciding in his mind 'If I don't play along, I am dead; dead as a doornail… which wasn't alive to begin with.'

"I'm fine," said Kyou, trying desperately to keep the malevolence out of his voice. Yuki stuck out his hand and pulled the other boy up, before sliding his arm around Kyou's waist whilst the cat blushed like a tomato.

"Aww! Isn't that cute?" sang Uo, snapping a picture with her cellphone. Kyou was practically grinding his teeth. Hana was still glaring down the Fangirls. Kyou pushed Yuki's arm away and turned to face the rat.

"Can we go home now?" Kyou half-whined. He was sick of the outside, and plus, Hana was starting to freak him out.

"Sure, darling," Yuki said. Kyou started to walk very quickly. Yuki caught up. Kyou started to jog. Yuki caught up. Kyou ran. Yuki caught up, and pounced. Now, the two 'gay' men were lying on the ground, Yuki over Kyou.

"Wow, frisky aren't ya?" yelled Uo, from a ways away. Kyou died a little inside.

"Don't you dare try to run away," hissed Yuki in Kyou's ear, once again pulling the cat up. He turned back to Uo and yelled back; "Maybe!"

Kyou just knew that it was going to be a long day.


haha. ;D chapter two, kiddoes. there's no poetry in this chapter, though because i don't have the book with me. x.x

so yeah. the line about hana's angry face is a line from a roleplay i did with my good friend robyn, so props to her.

i might not update very quickly for the next time. this 13 year old has evil exams. hiss.

i'm afraid this chapter is a bit shorter, and worse than the last one. thanks for reading

archy.