Raoul's Angry Letter to the Phantom
Note: The spelling is supposed to be wrong.
Deer Misstur Fantom:
I am vary upset with yew. Yoo always coll me "fahp" and it's geting reely anoing. Yawr naym kahling hass left me amowshanally skarred and I haf two get a bunch of kownsselling for itt.
Rite bak or I wil start kriyng vary harrd.
Cinseerleeey,
Rauwl, Veecomte duh Channy.
