Raoul's Angry Letter to the Phantom

Note: The spelling is supposed to be wrong.

Deer Misstur Fantom:

I am vary upset with yew. Yoo always coll me "fahp" and it's geting reely anoing. Yawr naym kahling hass left me amowshanally skarred and I haf two get a bunch of kownsselling for itt.

Rite bak or I wil start kriyng vary harrd.

Cinseerleeey,

Rauwl, Veecomte duh Channy.