Erik's Response:

Dear Fop:

1. Have you ever had a 1st grade education? It might help a lot with your spelling.

2. I couldn't read your letter without my 4 year old niece translating for me… Yes… It was that bad that I had to use my niece.

3. Finally… the term "fop" is a term of endearment. (In my case anyway)

Au revoir,

Erik… AKA The Phantom of the Opera, Angel of Music, O.G., Death's Head, The Opera Ghost; You get the point.

P.S. My niece is way smarter than you.