Disclaimer –I don't own Harry Potter.
Thank you to "Stray Kitty" who gave me the odd yet interesting idea to kill Ron using a limerick. Because a limerick wouldn't take very long to kill someone, I assume this will be a very short chapter.
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Ron sat at the computer that Harry had set up for him over the summer. He had become a particular fan of reading muggle poetry, and he had joined a website where wizards posted muggle style or muggle inspired poems.
He scrolled down pages upon pages of poem titles until something caught his eye.
Death by Limerick
The title was catchy, and Ron had to admit, he was curious. However, you know what they say, curiosity killed the kneazle.
Ron opened the poem, and read the rather unusual verse.
"There once was a man who was dead.
His eyes had rolled back in his head.
I mock you because I have magic,
And your death will surely be tragic.
Avada Kedavra to you."
'That last line doesn't even rhyme.' Ron thought.
He was about to click the "send feedback" button when there was a blinding flash of green light.
Ron's eyes rolled back in his head, and a message popped up on the computer screen.
"I mock you." The message read.
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This chapter wasn't really up to par, (which according to some people isn't very high to begin with) because it is very hard to kill someone using a limerick. Next chapter will be up within a week. If I give myself a deadline I'll force myself to write.
