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This Chapter was written by femaleprongslet. It was betaed and lengthened by me.

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January 14th

Ron and Hermione were in Filenes, Muggle store. They were shopping for Ron's Dad's birthday. As usual, Ron was wearing on Hermione's nerves.

He had already tried to make a mannequin talk, and had attempted to try on a woman's evening gown that looked surprisingly like an updated version of his dress robes.

They were currently in the house wares section.

"Hey Hermione, what's this do?" he asked for the fiftieth time that day. He held up a box labled "Ice Chopper."

Hermione was on the verge of strangling him.

"It chops ice!" she explained through gritted teeth. Ron just looked puzzled, unable to grasp the simple concept.

"Why?"

"Because smoothies can't be made with whole ice cubes."

"What are ice cubes?"

"Chunks of frozen water that muggles use to cool their drinks."

"Why don't the muggles just use cooling charms?" Ron asked, rather stupidly.

"BECAUSE THEY ARE MUGGLES AND CAN'T DO MAGIC!"

"Oh yeah." Ron looked bashful at having forgotten the whole "Two Separate Worlds" thing.

Ron was about to ask what a 'toaster' did when he spilled his drink all over himself. Of course, because he was Ron, this caused him to lose balance.

Ron put his hand on the toaster to steady himself while he bent over to get his wand out of his sock, when he was electrocuted.

Hermione didn't even mind that the manager made her buy the toaster. She was just happy that Ron finally shut up.

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Death by toaster, thank you femaleprongslet. Anyone else wanna write a chapter for me?

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