Guilt frolicked by.

"Hello!" said Guilt, giving a rather large wave. "It's time for an intermission!"

Archy promptly smacked Guilt on the head with a binder. "No, it isn't!"

"This is the first time I've used quotation marks!" announced Guilt, before rubbing…

Wait, what gender is Guilt?

Oh, god, I can't believe I forgot to mention that.

Ahahaha.

Okay, so, Guilt is a girl. Because the Flower Murderer is a girl.

Huh, duh.

Anyway.

Guilt rubbed her head, where the binder had mercilessly crashed down on her unsuspectingly. "Well, as you all can tell, Cheerio is probably not making very much sense," stated Guilt, "However, with the upcoming chapter fourteen, the plot will have a very BIG, SCARY TWIST!"

Twilight Zone music commenced playing in the background.

Archy grinned, punching Guilt out of the way. "Silly duck. FEESHY FEESHY!"

Guilt curled up onto a little ball on the floor. "I HAVE POCKETS."

Archy shook her head. "Anyway, the next Cheerio shall be out within the month of March. WITH IT'S BIG, SCARY TWIST! After that, Archy will be far too preoccupied with Kingdom Hearts 2 to update Cheerio for the next little while."

"Asshat," said Guilt from the floor.

Archy gave Guilt a kick in the ass.

Hatori drove a train through this weird sort of purgatory, effectively killing both Guilt and Archy.

For the interlude, that is. They'll be back. Ahaha. Suckers.

…

BIG, SCARY TWIST!