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This is so cool, people keep writing me chapters! I've gotten about five people who've sent me chapters (one will not be posted, it was to graphic for me). A few more people say they'll write chapters. Once they stop, I promise I'll write some more, but for now I'm enjoying my break.

Once again, only beta-ed and lengthened by me. Written by BlackVulture.

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January 17th

Hermione, in one of her frequent attempts to "culture" Ron, has taken her boyfriend to a muggle mall. Unbeknownst to Hermione but beknownst to us, this latest attempt to show Ron the world she came from just might happen to be her last.

Ron looked around the Muggle shop in wonder, amazed at all the electronics.

"Hermione, how does that show those pictures?"

"That's a T.V. Ronald, and, oh dear god this is like explaining it to a child, its magic, Ron." Not realizing the howling error she had made.

"Wow, the Muggles have learned to do magic now? I have to remember to tell Dad!"

Oh god. Hermione turned around to check out the cosmetics department. A bad time to do so, for it was at that point Ron saw a sign for a credit card. It said: Take Now, Pay Later!

Ron, being a naive wizard, thought it meant you could take anything, and pay for it later. So, he grabbed one of the magical portable TVs and walked out of the place.

He immediately set off the anti-theft alarms.

Oh, no. Oh no, oh no, oh no. Hermione whipped around, just in time to see the police step out of the squad cars outside.

"Freeze punk!" They cried, raising their pistols.

Ron, confused, whipped out his wand, thinking they wanted a duel (they had, after all discovered magic).

"He's got a weapon! Open fire!" The police fired, and a hail of bullets filled the air. They all caught Ron, and he went down, still wondering what he did wrong.

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So ends another life of Ron.

I've come to the realization that I'm never going to finish this alone, so all you Anti-Ron Fans, help me out! Write a chapter and as long as it doesn't totally suck I'll post it (I have really low standards, as you can plainly see with what I've written).

Of course, I'll still write as often as I can, but this will put less stress on me and give everyone else a chance to kill Ron.

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