Victor: Okay, seeing as I knocked out Amanda –points to other fanfic, "Tori"- I'm going to be taking over all of the author's notes for two chapters…or at least until she wakes up.
Amanda hasn't been able to update because she went to New Hampshire for skiing this weekend, and the other times she was too busy with her new Corpse Bride DVD.
And-hey, does this story have ME in it? You've got to be kidding me…
The Experiments
"HAHAHAHA stupid."
"No, it'll work. I can feel it, you know?"
"You're completely mad."
"Hehe. She knows."
"Your mom knows."
"That didn't sound too good."
Pebbles stuck her nose back into her copy of "Uglies" by Scott Westerfield. "Aw, give Jack some time. He knows what he's doing."
Erik glared at the title of the book for a second, then said, "It doesn't look like it."
"He totally knows what he's doing!"
"He's putting Christmas tree ornaments into boiling water."
Holli plucked a few strings on her guitar. "Well, he does seem to have a plan. I'm with Pebbles."
Victor opened one eye from where he lounged on the bed. "Forgive me for my mistake. You're all mad."
Willy poked him with his cane. "Lighten up, silly!" He laughed.
Cricket bounced in from the hallway. "Now he's pacing like crazy! He's done all of these insane experiments and crap and expects to get something for it." She licked her lollipop and sat down next to Erik and Amanda.
Amanda took off her retainer with her tongue, then replaced it. "Mhhrfmhpph."
Erik smirked and mockingly held one hand up to his ear. "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"Mhhrfmhpph!"
"Speak up!"
Amanda took out her retainer and shouted a profanity Erik's way. Despite being out of her story and out of her universe, her retainer got monthly updates. Since she was nearing the end of her treatment, it had updated in such a way that she had trouble speaking when it was on.
Pebbles made her voice an exact replica of Mike Teavee's. (Yes, Amanda CAN do this. Quite realistically, I might add.) "You mean that's it?"
Willy, recognizing the voice, snorted with disgust. "Do you even know what IT is?"
"Yeah, of course! She said-"
Jack suddenly burst into the room, a happy grin on his face.
"Guess what! We'll be doing Christmas this year!"
Holli did a girly-girl gasp. "Omigosh, like, NO WAY. Shut up, Becky, SHUT UP!"
"Nonono, it's true. We're doing Christmas this year!"
"Instead of the people who do Christmas this year?"
"Uh, yeah…"
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Victor: Okay, there's a nice, short chapter for you. It was already written when I stepped in to update.
