I still do not own The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. This is my first fic so don't yell at me, please. This chapter should be fairly short. Next might be longer.

The Worst Thursday

Chapter 2

The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances in a mere nothingth of a second, without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace.

It was discovered by a lucky chance, and then developed into a governable form of propulsion by the Galactic Government's research team on Damogran. Basically, the Infinite Improbability Drive(the double-I-D) fuels on pure Improbability. It passes every point in the universe faster than you can comprehend, and arives somewhere completely new, it might even change your gender on the way. Basically, anything can happen.

If you are wondering why the "hero" of the story is standing in a toilet in a spaceship, well, it is because of The Heart Of Gold's "double-I-D". Brian has no idea where he is, besides in a toilet.

He is an accidental hitchhiker.

If you have read the book of which this crappy fanfic is of, you know when Arthur and Ford arrive on The Heart of Gold, a happy computer gladly tells Zaphod and Trillian that they have arrived. If you are smart enough to wonder why it does not talk about Brian arriving, well, the computer finds it rude and unpleasant to announce people standing in toilets.

Oh, and in case if you are wondering, Brian prefers boxors over briefs.