Hello, I do not own The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy although I am pretty darn close. I also do not own H2G2, an online guide to Life, the Universe, and Everything. My last chapter sucked, but I was real sleepy while making it. You know what, I'm not even gonna lie, my last one sucked because I was lazy, not tired. I think I suck at making FanFiction, so please review and tell me how to improve NICELY. Here's the next chapter-Enjoy, I guess.
The Worst Thursday
Chapter 4
Space, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
The most relaxing sound in the world to some is the whooshing sound you get in an escape pod, much like the sound deadlines make as they pass you by.
Both deadlines and escape pods are very hard to control. They both can make the most outstanding changes. "The trick is to plan ahead", some might tell you, which is funny, because they probably do not plan ahead.
Brian had no idea how to control an escape pod.
There is no way.
The Escape Pod Lovers United Creators (T.E.P.L.U.P.) always like to think people like danger enough not to put controls in an escape pod. There are 2 problems with this theory-
1. People would be experiencing danger either way.
2. People don't, no matter what they say, truly enjoy danger.
Brian had no idea were this thing was headed, and decided it was best to curl up in a ball and wait for it to all end.
Fear Of Danger at best is a good ally. Without that fear, Brian would have seen the wormhole he was passing through and would have gone horribly blind.
The Earth edition of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,(H2G2), has this to say on Time and Space Wormholes, "A Hitchhiker should always be awarethat a Time/Space Wormholes can appear when you are on your travels, they are tunnels of time & space so if you are caught in one you could be transported anywhere at anytime." It also says that H2G2 is the best site in the world but who cares.
The wormhole took many turns and shook voilently until at last it stopped.
The End of the Universe was soon to come.
