Whoa! 2 PEOPLE actually like my crappy fanfic! Wow, now I really have a reason to continue making it! ): P Anyway, get used to this fic being there because there is going to be 14-16 chapters. At least I hope. I shall not dare own thy Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy! I also do not own G4 or any of its shows. I do not own SeaWorld.

The Worst Thursday

Chapter 6

5 earth-days before Brian Stewwart had an unpleasant encounter with Time, the Earth was still whole, there was 2 TV show hosts names Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb. That's right, it's ADAM SESSLER aaaand… MOOORGAN WEBB! Adam Sessler was a ultimately pathetic little man with thinning hair and Morgan Webb was very tall and also pathetic.

While Morgan Webb was busy sleeping, Adam Sessler was at SeaWorld riding a dolphin. He enjoyed the dolphins flips and twirls.

He heard a voice inside of his head, Shit, I'm late!, it said, and suddenly the dolphin he was riding went hurling into the sky at the speed of a jet but 5 times faster with a boost that felt like butter on a lolipop. Adam was so confused. Morgan died. The Earth was gone.

Brian Stewwart was faster than a speeding bullet inside of his escape pod.

People at the restaurant cheered as they saw the flaming pod fly at the ground.

The Universe was soon to End and people thought this was the coming of a god or prodigy or something since it did have an odd entrance.

"GAHWAHGAAHAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed a 24-headed Juargian at a table who saw this flaming object come closer and closer to him.

The escape pod crashed in the way that you only see in movies, except real.

"Tis the coming of god's messenger!" said some religious fool who was shot 3 seconds later for his beliefs.

Tssssssssssssssssssssssss... the door of the escape pod made as it slowly opened.

There was a ton of smoke, like the way you see in movies, except real.

A man slowly walked out.

Brian stood up, and then fainted like the way you see in movies, except real.

"Quick! Get him our finest room available!" said a soap opera actor.