I do not own the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy or H2G2 and I am running out of this to say. I do not own this site. I have actually considered to stop making this until I saw the review saying someone added me to their favorite authors list. This has given me the slightest, ONLY the slightest reason to continue this crappy ass fanfic, so if you actually do like it, please review, or if you hate it then you can critique it in ways you're your grandmother has only experienced in her WORST nightmares. But seriously, PLEASE REVIEW.

The Worst Thursday

Chapter 7

'The Worst Thursday,' says the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, ' is one of the crappiest fan fictions ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of FanFiction(.)net. There are many reasons why this story is not good, one being that it was in no comparison to Douglas Adam's 5-book trilogy. Another of which, was it has no real story or plot until chapter 7, which is this:

Brian Stewwart has a mailbag, in this mailbag is a package and a letter for a man named Arthur Dent. The Earth is blown up, but just before Brian sees Arthur leave the planet. Brian accidentally hitchhikes on The Heart of Gold's hidden room with a toilet and sink seconds before the Earth was destroyed. He leaves the ship in an escape pod which swirls into a Time Wormhole, which leads him into the future just days before the Universe's Ending. He crash-lands on the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, where people mistake him for God's messenger and gladly give him some shelter.

Brian has kept his handy mailbag with the mysterious package and letter, which may or may not finally make it's way into the hands of Arthur Dent by the end of this story. He must travel across the Universe and all of it's wonders to find Arthur, only armed with his uniform he was told to wear for his job back on Earth, and his towel which he got seconds just before the Earth's destruction, and he has no idea how this towel may ever come in handy until Chapter 9.

The author of The Worst Thursday has no skills in Literature, fails most classes, and knows his fanfic to be one of the worst in the Universe. 'Just looking at him can be depressing.' Says one of his classmates, who thought this was funny. He was a bundle of stupidity, depression, mutilation, weakness, and claustrophobic-ness. You don't need to worry about encountering him, he was luckily killed when the Earth was.