Twelve Days of Christmas One Piece style!
On the first day of Christmas the Pirate king gave to me…
A big, old, grand line ship.
Luffy: Hey that's mine!
On the second day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…
Two rare swords
Zoro: Cool. Those are mine.
And a big, old, grand line ship.
Luffy: It's not that old..
On the thrid day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…
Three shiny guns
Ussop: I could use them.
Two rare swords
Tashigi: Hey, Zoro give me them!
Zoro: Nu-uh! I found them!
And a big, old, grand line ship
Luffy: Stop calling it old!
On the fourth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…
Four Grand Line maps
Nami: Hey! I found the way to the grand line! 1,000,000 berries each.
Three shiny guns
Ussop: But I might kill someone.
Two rare swords
Tashigi and Zoro are fighting.
And a big, old grand line ship
Luffy: Why say Grand Line?
On the fifth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…
Five Cursed Fruits!
Buggy: Now I'm even stronger!
Four Grand Line maps
Nami is standing around watching people pass by.
Three shiny guns
Ussop: I refuse to take them!
Two rare swords
Zoro: Damn it! They're mine!
And a big, old, grand line ship
(Luffy falls asleep)
On the six day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…
Six Ballerinas
Mr.2 Bon Clay: Six of me? Follow me boys!
Five, Cursed Fruits!
Buggy: Mabye I should sell them?
Four Grand Line maps
Nami: 999,999 berries? It's cheaper.
Three shiny guns
Ussop: I'll, throw them away.
Two Rare Swords
Tashigi runs off with them. Zoro follows behind.
And a big, old, grand line ship
Luffy wakes up and them eats something.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…
Seven dirty dishes
Sanji: LUFFY!
Six ballerinas
Mr.2 Bon Clay: Tip, toe. Tip, toe! That's the swan's way!
Five, Cursed Fruits!
Buggy stuffs them down his throat.
Four grand line maps
Nami: That will be 1,000,000 berries!
Man: You said 999,999!
Nami: Cough it up!
Three shiny guns
Ussop: Dad might think I'm a coward.
Two rare swords
Zoro slashes at Tashigi but cuts her pants and then they fall off.
Tashigi: PERVERT!
A large hand mark is on Zoro's face.
And a big, old, grand line ship
Luffy: I'm gonna go sailing!
On the eighth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…
Eight battle spears
Don Krieg: I must have even MORE firepower!
Seven dirty dishes
Sanji: Luffy, learn to clean up after yourself!
Luffy: But you're the chef!
Six Ballerinas
Other Mr. 2s: Are we even real?
Mr. 2 Bon Clay: I guess so.
Five, Cursed Fruits!
Buggy: I fell sick. (Hurls)
Four grand line maps
Nami: I still have four. Man…
Three shiny guns
Ussop slowly picks them up.
Two Rare swords
Tashigi: Captain Smoker, get him!
Smoker(Also known as Chaser, for the ones that didn't know.): Heh, no problem. Smoke snake!
Zoro: What the hell?
And a big, old, grand line ship.
Luffy gets on the ship. "Rally o!"
On the ninth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…
Nine Electric Plugs
Ener: Nice!
Eight battle spears
Don Krieg: Where should I put them?
Seven dirty dishes
Sanji: More? LUFFY!
Six Ballerinas
Mr.2 Bon Clay: Wait, did y'all also eat the Clone Clone fruit?
Other ones: Yeah!
Five, Cursed Fruits!
Buggy: No more!
Four grand line maps
Nami: One berry?
Three shiny guns
Ussop: Dad, why?
Yassop: Because you're a man!
Ussop: I'm a coward dad.
Two rare swords
Zoro: Wait, it says two rare swords. Why are we right here then arguing about who gets them?
Smoker: Because, wait. He's right!
Tashigi: Well, they're mine!
Zoro: No they aren't bitch!
And a big, old, grand line ship
Luffy: Wow! The ocean is big!
On the tenth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…
Ten underwater kingdoms
Arlong: Boys, this is Mermen home!
Other Mermen: YEAH!
Nine Electric Plugs
Ener: I will over charge!
Eight battle spears
Don Krieg: I think I have a little too much.
Seven dirty dishes
Sanji: If Luffy is sailing, then who's eating and leaving the mess?
Six Ballerinas
Mr.2 Bon Clay: Man, I'm sure confused!
Five, Cursed Fruits!
(Buggy glows in red, purple, blue, green, and yellow.)
Four grand line maps
Nami: BUY THEM! I NEED MONEY!
Three shiny guns
Ussop picks them up but then accidentally pulls one of the triggers. His dad was shot.
Ussop: DAD!
Yassop: Don't ever pick up shiny guns son.
Two rare swords
Tashigi: How far did I run?
And a big, old, grand line ship
Luffy falls asleep again.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…
Eleven happy arms
Robin: Howdy y'all.
Ten underwater kingdoms
Arlong: I'll call them, ARLONG!
Other mermen: But your Arlong.
Nine Electric Plugs
Sparks are flying off Ener.
Eight Battle spears
Don Krieg: I don't really need that much.
Seven dirty dishes
Sanji: WHO DID THIS TO ME!
Six Ballerinas
Mr.2 Bon Clay: Y'all gotta go.
Five, Cursed Fruits!
Buggy: I'm gonna explode!
Four Grand Line Maps
Nami: I'm just gonna store them.
Three shiny guns
Ussop passes around funeral invitations.
Two rare swords
Zoro: Where'd that bitch go?
And a big, old, grand line ship
Luffy: This is fun!
On the twelve day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…
Twelve cute Reindeers!
Tony Tony Chopper does his cute little dance. "Y'all mean it?"
Eleven happy arms
Robin shakes everyone's hands with her hands. "Hi."
Ten underwater kingdoms
Arlong: Bow to me pew-mans!
Nine Electric Plugs
Ener blows up because of all the electricity going in him. "NO!"
Eight battle spears
Don Krieg safely puts them up in a case.
Seven dirty dishes
Sanji: The rest of my life is cleaning up dishes!
Six Ballerinas
Sir Crocodile: What is this madness!
Mr.2 Bon Clay: They just appeared out of nowhere!
Five, Cursed Fruits!
Buggy dies somehow…
Four Grand line maps
Nami: DON'T SKIP ME UNTIL SOMEONE BUYS!
Me: Sorry, but I decide cause I'm the narrator!
Nami pulls out her staff.
Me: Um, sorry?
Three shiny guns
Ussop is at the funeral.
Ussop: Dad…
Two rare swords
Zoro: There you are!
Tashigi: My swords!
Zoro: Unhand my swords!
Tashigi: Over my dead body!
Zoro: Fine then!
Zoro pulls out his swords.
Tashigi: You wanna fight?
Zoro: I'll do anything to get my swords!
Tashigi: Fine!
Tashigi pulls her sword out.
Zoro: Let's fight!
And a big, old, grand line ship!
Luffy jumps off the ship.
All in the song except Ener how blew up and Ussop who's at the Funeral.
All: BYE!
Tashigi and Zoro run in front and start fighting.
Buggy: Never eat a lot of cursed fruits because it will cause naseue, diariy, pregnatcy, coughing, sickness, bloodly eyes, losing limbs, and smelly armpits.
That was the tweleve days of Christmas!
