Warning and disclaimer: This is a fiction that involves several well-known
and semi-well-known Dark lords and may be hazardous to your health. I do
not own the following participants...everyone but me (Darth Warious)
Dark Lords
"Welcome to today's episode of Dark Lords! I'm your host, Darth Warious and hope that you have enough insurance to cover 'Dark Lord' damages. Today on Dark Lords, we will be scouting out new fashions for our Dark Lords. That being said, let me introduce our guest fashion expert. He is commonly known for running from Batman and resides in Gotham city when he is not coming up with devious ways to make you die smiling. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for The Joker!"
Joker walks on stage with a big grin and waves to the audience. From the audience someone screams, "Knock 'em dead pudding!"
Joker rolls his eyes at Harley Quin and sits down next to Darth Warious. "Welcome to Dark Lords, Mr. J."
"Thank you Warious, had a bit of a go with Batman before coming here. Where's our needy troop of fashion deprived Dark Lords?"
"I was getting to that Mr. J.
Everyone please welcome our Dark Lords." Warious picks up a paper with the names and calls them out and each appears as their name is called. "Darth Sidious, Dark Lord of the Sith! Darth Vader, also Dark Lord of the Sith! Darth Maul, another Dark Lord of the Sith! Sauron, Dark Lord of Middle Earth! Saruman, Dark Lord-in-training of Middle Earth! And last but not least, Tom Riddle! Also known as You-Know-Who and Voldemort, Dark Lord of the..." Warious tries not to gag on the next part, "Wizarding world."
The audience applauds loudly for fear of being killed if they don't.
Joker surveys the group of Dark Lords and their apparent lack of taste. "Tsk, tsk. You call your selves Dark Lords? I dress better then you all and I'm only a crime lord. Well Warious, shall we clean them up one by one or all at once?"
"One by one so we don't get them to gang up on us."
The audience laughs nervously as the Dark Lords glare at them.
"We'll start with...you." Joker points to Saruman.
The imperial march plays and Warious says, "Well time for commercial break! More on Dark Lords when we return!"
"Ooooookay, and we're back to Dark Lords-Fashion review! So, Mr. J, tell us what you have done for Saruman here."
"Well Warious, this was a hard-to-do one but we finally found a solution to those boring white robes. Say 'Hello' to TYE-DYE Saruman!"
Saruman walks out with a big grin and waves to the audience as he turns around to show off his new Tye-dyed robes. "From now on, I shall be known as Saruman of many colors! Thank you Joker for making my dream come true!"
Audience applauds loudly for Saruman of many colors as he takes a seat next to Warious.
"Now, while we were on commercial break, joker also re-designed Darth Sidious and Darth Maul's wardrobe. Tell us about them Mr. J."
"Let's start with Darth Sidious. Darth Sidious is a Sith Lord who depends on dark colors for intimidation. Black may have been the fashion of his time but Blood Red is the new Black in the fashion world. Robes also have gone out of style unless you can wear Tye-dye. Now Darth Sidious is wearing Blood Red leather pants and jacket with a black cotton T-shirt underneath. Put your hands together for Darth Sidious!"
Audience 'Ooooooooo's' in admiration of Sidious' new look. Darth Sidious blushes and sits down next to Saruman.
"So is Blood red is the new Black, what did you do with Darth Maul?"
"Ah yes. Maul was a little to red so I decided to make him a lighter shade then his master. I found this wonderful pink shirt and Neon green pants for him and now he looks fabulous! Lets all cheer for Darth Maul!"
Audience tries to cheer when Maul comes out but turns to laughter when they read 'Princess' in silver lettering on the front of Maul's Shirt. Darth Maul glared at the audience and then at Joker before sitting down next to his master.
"Well now its time for a commercial break. When we come back, Sauron, Vader and Tom Riddle get their wardrobe revised!"
"Hello kiddies and welcome back to Dark Lords! Joker has just finished refitting out last three Dark Lords and is now ready to tell us about them!"
"We will start with Sauron. He used to wear that big black metal armor, but now we have taken off most of the metal and have given him a new biker outfit with flaming eyes on it. Give it up for Sauron!"
As Sauron walks out there is a collective gasp from the audience. It's Michael Jackson! Some one in the audience screams in horror.
Sauron/Jackson grins, "I told you I'd be back!"
"Sauron has been hiding under the alias of Michael Jackson for much of the recent age. Now we know the rest of the story. Who are you presenting next Mr. J?"
"Well, both of these were not entirely happy with their new style so I think we'll start with Tom Riddle, whom many of you know as Voldemort. As I said before, Robes are out unless they are Tye-dye and because of his reptilian appearance it was doubly hard to figure out what to do. In the end I found the perfect solution, Come on out Riddle!"
Voldemort walks out with a scowl and a hot pink tutu on. The audience is trying very hard not to laugh as he might go psycho on them if they did. Voldemort glared at the audience and then at Joker before sitting down.
"And last but not least, Darth Vader. Tell us about him Mr. J!"
"Old D. V. was not an easy job either but I noticed that he has a great mechanical body and mask and I found the best thing for him to wear! Come out Darth Vader, don't be shy."
Darth Vader stalks out in a striped Neon orange and Green dress. "inhaleThis exhale inhale is not exhale inhale funny!"
The audience is roaring with laughter and close to tears.
Sidious says to him trying hard to keep from laughing himself says to Vader, "Well you look just stunning in that dress." Then failed his composure and laughed maniacly.
"Well snicker that's all for today on Dark Lords! Join us next time for another exciting episode when we find out when Dark Lords have kids! Buh- bye!"
All the Sith Dark Lords using the darkside: You will not review! If you do she'll subject us to more of this!
Darth Warious: Please review and give me more ideas!
Dark Lords
"Welcome to today's episode of Dark Lords! I'm your host, Darth Warious and hope that you have enough insurance to cover 'Dark Lord' damages. Today on Dark Lords, we will be scouting out new fashions for our Dark Lords. That being said, let me introduce our guest fashion expert. He is commonly known for running from Batman and resides in Gotham city when he is not coming up with devious ways to make you die smiling. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for The Joker!"
Joker walks on stage with a big grin and waves to the audience. From the audience someone screams, "Knock 'em dead pudding!"
Joker rolls his eyes at Harley Quin and sits down next to Darth Warious. "Welcome to Dark Lords, Mr. J."
"Thank you Warious, had a bit of a go with Batman before coming here. Where's our needy troop of fashion deprived Dark Lords?"
"I was getting to that Mr. J.
Everyone please welcome our Dark Lords." Warious picks up a paper with the names and calls them out and each appears as their name is called. "Darth Sidious, Dark Lord of the Sith! Darth Vader, also Dark Lord of the Sith! Darth Maul, another Dark Lord of the Sith! Sauron, Dark Lord of Middle Earth! Saruman, Dark Lord-in-training of Middle Earth! And last but not least, Tom Riddle! Also known as You-Know-Who and Voldemort, Dark Lord of the..." Warious tries not to gag on the next part, "Wizarding world."
The audience applauds loudly for fear of being killed if they don't.
Joker surveys the group of Dark Lords and their apparent lack of taste. "Tsk, tsk. You call your selves Dark Lords? I dress better then you all and I'm only a crime lord. Well Warious, shall we clean them up one by one or all at once?"
"One by one so we don't get them to gang up on us."
The audience laughs nervously as the Dark Lords glare at them.
"We'll start with...you." Joker points to Saruman.
The imperial march plays and Warious says, "Well time for commercial break! More on Dark Lords when we return!"
"Ooooookay, and we're back to Dark Lords-Fashion review! So, Mr. J, tell us what you have done for Saruman here."
"Well Warious, this was a hard-to-do one but we finally found a solution to those boring white robes. Say 'Hello' to TYE-DYE Saruman!"
Saruman walks out with a big grin and waves to the audience as he turns around to show off his new Tye-dyed robes. "From now on, I shall be known as Saruman of many colors! Thank you Joker for making my dream come true!"
Audience applauds loudly for Saruman of many colors as he takes a seat next to Warious.
"Now, while we were on commercial break, joker also re-designed Darth Sidious and Darth Maul's wardrobe. Tell us about them Mr. J."
"Let's start with Darth Sidious. Darth Sidious is a Sith Lord who depends on dark colors for intimidation. Black may have been the fashion of his time but Blood Red is the new Black in the fashion world. Robes also have gone out of style unless you can wear Tye-dye. Now Darth Sidious is wearing Blood Red leather pants and jacket with a black cotton T-shirt underneath. Put your hands together for Darth Sidious!"
Audience 'Ooooooooo's' in admiration of Sidious' new look. Darth Sidious blushes and sits down next to Saruman.
"So is Blood red is the new Black, what did you do with Darth Maul?"
"Ah yes. Maul was a little to red so I decided to make him a lighter shade then his master. I found this wonderful pink shirt and Neon green pants for him and now he looks fabulous! Lets all cheer for Darth Maul!"
Audience tries to cheer when Maul comes out but turns to laughter when they read 'Princess' in silver lettering on the front of Maul's Shirt. Darth Maul glared at the audience and then at Joker before sitting down next to his master.
"Well now its time for a commercial break. When we come back, Sauron, Vader and Tom Riddle get their wardrobe revised!"
"Hello kiddies and welcome back to Dark Lords! Joker has just finished refitting out last three Dark Lords and is now ready to tell us about them!"
"We will start with Sauron. He used to wear that big black metal armor, but now we have taken off most of the metal and have given him a new biker outfit with flaming eyes on it. Give it up for Sauron!"
As Sauron walks out there is a collective gasp from the audience. It's Michael Jackson! Some one in the audience screams in horror.
Sauron/Jackson grins, "I told you I'd be back!"
"Sauron has been hiding under the alias of Michael Jackson for much of the recent age. Now we know the rest of the story. Who are you presenting next Mr. J?"
"Well, both of these were not entirely happy with their new style so I think we'll start with Tom Riddle, whom many of you know as Voldemort. As I said before, Robes are out unless they are Tye-dye and because of his reptilian appearance it was doubly hard to figure out what to do. In the end I found the perfect solution, Come on out Riddle!"
Voldemort walks out with a scowl and a hot pink tutu on. The audience is trying very hard not to laugh as he might go psycho on them if they did. Voldemort glared at the audience and then at Joker before sitting down.
"And last but not least, Darth Vader. Tell us about him Mr. J!"
"Old D. V. was not an easy job either but I noticed that he has a great mechanical body and mask and I found the best thing for him to wear! Come out Darth Vader, don't be shy."
Darth Vader stalks out in a striped Neon orange and Green dress. "inhaleThis exhale inhale is not exhale inhale funny!"
The audience is roaring with laughter and close to tears.
Sidious says to him trying hard to keep from laughing himself says to Vader, "Well you look just stunning in that dress." Then failed his composure and laughed maniacly.
"Well snicker that's all for today on Dark Lords! Join us next time for another exciting episode when we find out when Dark Lords have kids! Buh- bye!"
All the Sith Dark Lords using the darkside: You will not review! If you do she'll subject us to more of this!
Darth Warious: Please review and give me more ideas!
