Dark Lords Episode 5 – Their worst fears.
"Welcome to another goriest episode of Dark Lords! I'm your host Darth Warious! Today we will discuss our Dark Lords greatest fears!"
There is an audible groan from the six Dark Lords and snickers from the audience.
Warious glares at her victi, er I mean Co-hosts, and continues. "Do we have a volunteer to go first?"
The Dark Lords all look at the ground unspeaking.
Warious rolls her eyes and mutters something about 'babies' under her breath. "Then lets start with the Lord of Fear, Darth Maul."
Darth Maul glares at his Sith sister and speaks, "As you have said, I am the Lord of Fear. I am not afraid of anything."
Warious smiles sweetly at her Sith brother and replies, "Don't make me tell them."
Maul glares at Warious. "I fear being put in romance fan fiction involving me...especially the really mushy ones."
Warious nods. "That's much better. Now who wants to go next?"
Sidious speaks up, "Well my only fear is Ysanne Isard." Sidious shudders and continues. "She is still stalking me from the second episode."
"Why are you afraid of her?" Saruman asks.
"She thinks she can get me to 'settle down and raise some kids' with her. Then there are other more high rated things that I can't tell you about on this show."
Warious makes gagged face and then announces a commercial break.
"It's now time for a commercial break. We'll be right back!"
See I told you she would.
And now we're back!
"And we're back! If you are just joining us we are discussing out Dark Lords greatest fears. And the next Dark Lord to speak will be...Lord Voldemort!"
Voldemort glares at Warious and says, "I fear I have nothing to say."
The audience laughs while Warious rolls her eyes and glares right back at Voldemort, waiting for a decent answer.
"Fine. I'm afraid of silly fangirls that think they love me."
"Ewwwww! Who would like you?" Éowyn Skywalker and Darth Warious say at the same time.
"Hey you asked the question I'm just telling you my answer."
"Yeah? Well you didn't need to be so gross about it!"
"What was gross about my answer?"
"Ewww. Just never mind. Alright Sauron, what or who are you afraid of?"
"I am afraid of Narsil and anyone from the line of Isildur."
"And what else?"
"You."
Growl. Leave my girlfriend alone you pervert!
"Haldir? What are you doing here?!?"
Um.
"Never mind! Just keep quiet!"
Yes sweet lips.
"Eurg."
All the Dark Lords, "Sweet Lips?"
Warious turns slightly red and raises her voice. "You were saying Sauron?"
"Not until you explain!" the Dark Lords say.
"There is nothing to explain! He's just being his usual weird Elf self. Yuck!"
"Fine. I also fear looking ugly."
Maul mutters to Voldemort, "Too late for that."
Warious sensing that there might be a small fight says, "We'll be right back after this!"
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"And we're back! Vader has offered to tell us his worst fear."
"I am afraid that my son will stalk me and whine me to death. I'm also afraid that Éowyn Skywalker will leave me now that I am more machine then man."
The audience says, "Awwwwww."
Unfortunately Éowyn didn't hear Vader's confession because there were some orcs that needed extermination.
"And last but not least Saruman."
"I am afraid to live in a world without color."
Everyone stares at Saruman in disbelief and confused expressions.
"I am Saruman of many colors! I need COLORS!!!!"
"Okay Saruman, calm down. There will always be color in the world if you keep wearing those tye-dye robes."
This seems to appease Saruman.
"That's all for today on Dark Lords! Join us next time for Dark Lords- Who wants to be a Dark Lord?"
Haldir: please review.
"Welcome to another goriest episode of Dark Lords! I'm your host Darth Warious! Today we will discuss our Dark Lords greatest fears!"
There is an audible groan from the six Dark Lords and snickers from the audience.
Warious glares at her victi, er I mean Co-hosts, and continues. "Do we have a volunteer to go first?"
The Dark Lords all look at the ground unspeaking.
Warious rolls her eyes and mutters something about 'babies' under her breath. "Then lets start with the Lord of Fear, Darth Maul."
Darth Maul glares at his Sith sister and speaks, "As you have said, I am the Lord of Fear. I am not afraid of anything."
Warious smiles sweetly at her Sith brother and replies, "Don't make me tell them."
Maul glares at Warious. "I fear being put in romance fan fiction involving me...especially the really mushy ones."
Warious nods. "That's much better. Now who wants to go next?"
Sidious speaks up, "Well my only fear is Ysanne Isard." Sidious shudders and continues. "She is still stalking me from the second episode."
"Why are you afraid of her?" Saruman asks.
"She thinks she can get me to 'settle down and raise some kids' with her. Then there are other more high rated things that I can't tell you about on this show."
Warious makes gagged face and then announces a commercial break.
"It's now time for a commercial break. We'll be right back!"
See I told you she would.
And now we're back!
"And we're back! If you are just joining us we are discussing out Dark Lords greatest fears. And the next Dark Lord to speak will be...Lord Voldemort!"
Voldemort glares at Warious and says, "I fear I have nothing to say."
The audience laughs while Warious rolls her eyes and glares right back at Voldemort, waiting for a decent answer.
"Fine. I'm afraid of silly fangirls that think they love me."
"Ewwwww! Who would like you?" Éowyn Skywalker and Darth Warious say at the same time.
"Hey you asked the question I'm just telling you my answer."
"Yeah? Well you didn't need to be so gross about it!"
"What was gross about my answer?"
"Ewww. Just never mind. Alright Sauron, what or who are you afraid of?"
"I am afraid of Narsil and anyone from the line of Isildur."
"And what else?"
"You."
Growl. Leave my girlfriend alone you pervert!
"Haldir? What are you doing here?!?"
Um.
"Never mind! Just keep quiet!"
Yes sweet lips.
"Eurg."
All the Dark Lords, "Sweet Lips?"
Warious turns slightly red and raises her voice. "You were saying Sauron?"
"Not until you explain!" the Dark Lords say.
"There is nothing to explain! He's just being his usual weird Elf self. Yuck!"
"Fine. I also fear looking ugly."
Maul mutters to Voldemort, "Too late for that."
Warious sensing that there might be a small fight says, "We'll be right back after this!"
Haldir: We need commercial writers for the show Dark Lords. If you would like to place an add or commercial please send an email with your pen name and your add/commercial. Thank you.
"And we're back! Vader has offered to tell us his worst fear."
"I am afraid that my son will stalk me and whine me to death. I'm also afraid that Éowyn Skywalker will leave me now that I am more machine then man."
The audience says, "Awwwwww."
Unfortunately Éowyn didn't hear Vader's confession because there were some orcs that needed extermination.
"And last but not least Saruman."
"I am afraid to live in a world without color."
Everyone stares at Saruman in disbelief and confused expressions.
"I am Saruman of many colors! I need COLORS!!!!"
"Okay Saruman, calm down. There will always be color in the world if you keep wearing those tye-dye robes."
This seems to appease Saruman.
"That's all for today on Dark Lords! Join us next time for Dark Lords- Who wants to be a Dark Lord?"
Haldir: please review.
