Dark Lords Episode 6- My Favorite Minion

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"Welcome to another exciting episode of Dark Lords! I'm your host Darth Warious.
Today on Dark Lords, we will get to know our Dark Lords favorite minions or lackeys; whichever you wish to call them. We'll start with Lord Vader.
Darth Vader, who is your favorite minion?"

"Well Warious, it's very hard to tell which one was my favorite because I have had to keep killing all of them. Can I have a favorite person to hire for my dirty work instead?"

"Sure Vady!"

"Don't call me that! Well I have always had one person I could always count on to 'get the job done'. I want to introduce you all to Boba Fett!"

Boba Fett walks out on stage in his usual Mandalorian armor and weapon ensemble.

Warious jumps out of her chair and goes to hug the galaxy's most feared bounty hunter. "Hi dad!" Warious greets Fett.

Darth Vader continues ignoring Warious actions, "Boba Fett has never failed any of the tasks I have put before him. That is why I call him my favorite person to hire."

Boba Fett has finally unlatched his daughter's grip and sits down in an empty chair.

Warious returns to her seat and continues. "Thank you Vader. Now how about Saruman? Saruman, who was or is your favorite minion?"

Saruman thinks a moment then speaks. "My fighting Uruk-hai are my favorite minions. But I have not brought any out of courtesy for the audience. The Uruk-hai would be any Dark Lords pride and joy. They are strong, fast, fight well and don't tire easily. They are more dependable then orcs who will only work if you threaten them and even then they complain. Yes, The Uruk-hai are my favorite 'minions'."

"Thank you for sharing Saruman. We'll be back right after this."

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"And we're back! Welcome to another exciting episode of Dark Lords! If you're just joining us we are asking our Dark Lords about their favorite minion or minions. Now Darth Maul will tell us about his favorite minion."

"I've never had a minion in my life. I've always been one."

"Well then, how about telling us about your life as a minion?"

"No."

"Please Maul?" Warious makes puppy eyes at Maul. "Pretty Please?"

"NO!"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"NO! What don't you get about the word 'NO'?!"

Warious sticks her tongue out at Darth Maul. "Fine, be that way. Darth Sidious, tell us about your favorite minion or minions."

"My favorite minion is Count Dooku. Count Dooku was able to deceive and distract the Jedi fools from what was really going on right in front of them. My other favorite minions would be the clone troops. They fight well and don't complain."

"Thank you Darth Sidious. It's time for a commercial break we'll be right back."

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"And we're back! First I would like to thank Éowyn Skywalker for placing commercials for our show. Thank you! Now back to business. Sauron, who or what are your favorite minions?"

"My favorite minions are my lawyer and my agent."

Warious glares at Sauron while the audience laughs. "How about your Middle- earth minions?"

"Oh yes, them. I would have liked to introduce him to everyone but unfortunately he has been slain by Éowyn of Rohan. Yes, my favorite minion was the Witch King of Angmar. He was the leader of The Nine Riders, also called Nazgûl. The Witch King was the most powerful of my minions. Too bad he isn't my lawyer."

"Oooookay. Thank you Sauron for your, um...input. And last," Then mumbled to the audience, "and most certainly the least, Voldemort..."

"Huh? Wha?"

"Well people, we have caught a Dark Lord unprepared!"

The audience laughs as Voldemort tries to gain composure. "Well Voldemort who is your favorite minion?"

"Is this National television or Global?"

"Voldy baby, this is Global PRIMETIME T.V! Now please, tell us."

"Um," Voldemort looks around at the cameras trying hard to hide his nervousness. But to any Sith Lord or Lady, his unease is easily sensed.

"We're waiting Moldy Voldy." Maul says loudly with a sinister grin on his face. "What are you waiting for? Surely a Dark Lord such as yourself has nothing to fear from upsetting any minion of yours."

Darth Warious and Sidious nod their heads with equally sinister smiles as Voldemort starts to sweat.

"Um...I don't have any minions!" he says quickly. "I have followers."

Translation: If I call them minions, they'll rebel faster then you can say 'You Rebel Scum.'

"Well that's all for today's show! We WILL see you next time on Dark Lords! And remember...Send us those commercials. Buh-bye!"

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