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What is God?

"Hi Harry! Hi Draco! Hi Ron!"

"'Lo 'Mione. Why're you so excited?"

"Because I have this wonderful idea of letting everyone here at Hogwarts know about God and Christianity!"

"Hey 'Mione?" asked Ron. "What's God?"

"Oh Ron!" she said, pulling a Bible out of her book bag. "What is God but an entity of great power so far advanced that we of the human mind can hardly begin to imagine the depths of His great miracles!"

"In English please!"

"Here! Read this!" she said as she thrust the Bible into his hands. He looked down at the thick text and groaned. Harry and Draco snickered evilly.

"What are you laughing at? Do you want to have a Bible as well? Or are you laughing at Ron for waning one?"

"'Mione, no offense or anything, but I think that God is the man who watches the misfortunate with a smile on his face while handing food to those not hungry to spite the poor."

Harry's right Hermione. Besides, we are witches and wizards! People are not going to turn to a God that has persecuted them over the centuries time and time again. They'd much rather keep their Gods and Goddesses."

Hermione narrowed her eyes, then grabbed Ron's wrist and dragged him away, rattling on about God and His miracles and how He created the whole universe and yadda yadda yadda. Harry and Draco looked at each other.

"Think she's pissed Dray?"

"Most definitely pissed Ri."

Harry watched Hermione drag Ron down the hall, shaking his head while Draco laughed quietly beside him.

"Christianity…………Yea right………….She'll never give up will she?"

"I'm afraid not Harry. I'm afraid not."

END

I've been bad and forgot my disclaimers.

I, sadly, do not own HP. It blongs to JK. Happy?

Oh yeah, enjoy this ramblings bc there are a lot to come.

Chapter 1 ship: DM/GW

Chapter 2 ship: SS/HP preslash

Chapter 3 ship: DM/HP HG/RW

With love, NosferatuInferi